Coastal Smash

I was drawn to this place because of the fun name and the long line I saw when passing by. They…read morehave savory options but I only tried their custard. Surprisingly, it tasted exactly like soft serve. It was a generous portion and they offered my pup his own serving. It was creamy, smooth, and the perfect treat on a warm night out.

Cool little burger stand. I can only imagine how busy it gets in summer. Very limited seating-…read morelike 4 picnic benches. Great burgers and sandwiches, even better shakes. Would definitely go to again if in the area..

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Geno's Pizza and Burgers

4.0(282 reviews)

1.4 mi

Enjoying a short stay in Astoria and have a lovely hotel room with a balcony overlooking the river…read more Thought it would be nice to enjoy a pizza with our view. Geno's was across the street so I ordered for pickup. Ordered sausage, onion, black olive and pineapple. Brought it back and wow, were we surprised! Did not expect the pizza to be so good! The crust is amazing! Perfect pizza, perfect ambience! We will be back when in the area! Great job Geno's!

We drive from Vancouver to the east and this place is on the way to the vet we're required to take…read moreour foster pets to see. Geno's is on the vet's staff recommendations. Big parking lot and easy access from Leif Erikson Dr. We just wanted a quick few bites before leaving Astoria. From the people eating there, looks like this is a place for locals. The youthful staff are friendly. P grabbed a deluxe burger a la carte so he could help me finish. No sauce cuz we're not into condiments and I got a basket of curly fries. The fries are nicely seasoned and perfectly crispy. P said his burger was good. Between us it was just the right amount of food and prices are pretty reasonable to boot.

All the pictures looked like this, where does this build up even come from? So gross

Side of waffle fries, chicken strips with side of onion rings, custom pizza with pepperoni, sausage, and olives

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Uniontown Owls Nest

5.0(2 reviews)

1.3 mi

When any review declares 'best I've had in my life' I'm skeptical. I think, they must be a paid…read morereview. So I'll start with I am not a paid review. I got the Gyro Burger and fries. It was, hands down, the best gourmet burger of my life. I'm old, too so that says a lot. I also make a good burger but let's talk gyro burger. The meat is unctios blended gyro, plus plank meaty bacon, added feta which I wasn't sure of at ordering but, yes. The pepperoconis kick it up and the house made aoli is to die for. Hand cut fries. So very good. We will be back.

Omg... THE BEST BURGER EVER, and the fries are oh so delicious too! I do believe it's #1 for my fav…read moreburger and fries ever! Crispy fries, NOT old oil, and great homemade sauces. The burger was too big for me to eat, but I couldn't stop. The flavors were magical. Driving through Astoria? Detour to this food truck!

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Dairy Queen Grill & Chill

1.9(40 reviews)

1.4 mi

We ordered two meals. did not get a receipt. We asked for a cheeseburger meal with onion rings and…read morea DP, and a bacon cheeseburger with onion rings and a DP. We got 5 little Onions rings and French fries that were soft and old. Seems no adults working only teen age girls gossiping and apparently not paying attention. I have heard bad things about this DQ, but we decided to try it ourselves. We will never come back.

Our GRACIE MAE, our mini Aussie, loves Dairy Queen! She knows when we get close to either DQ in…read morethe area. Her favorite is a single vanilla cone, upside down in a cup. It is a real treat for her and it lasts for 3 days.

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Iredale Inn

3.9(8 reviews)

4.9 mi

Small town no frills bar. If you want a pitcher of beer and some yummy scoop-able nachos made made…read morewith joy from Steven, this is the place.

This is a classic working man's tavern. Good beer on tap, good food. Comfortable…read more Sports on the TV, a pool table and nice people own it and run it. What more do you need? Prices are reasonable too.

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Dairy Queen Grill & Chill

1.8(59 reviews)

4.2 mi

Great Dairy Queen food as usual just like majority of locations I've been to. However HORRIBLE…read moreservice from my order taker. She was obviously unhappy to be employed what so ever. We were a younger couple and still felt treated as stupid when making our order choices. Long story short good food, however there are so many unemployed people that would flourish over a job opportunity and this girl was pissed for me even saying hi along with my order. Fire her, find a better employee. People like that don't change in short time. Thanks Dairy Queen I know you can do better. David N.

The service was bad. They deleted our order and made us wait 30min for two small blizzards. The…read morefood was ordinary, but the vibe was freaky. Completely silent, and empty.

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Burger King

2.2(50 reviews)

0.5 mi

Man, the Bacon Melt was good, but the place is filthy. And it took forever, on a night when no one…read morewas in the lobby. I was the only person there the whole time I waited. I won't be back. There were at least 4 employees, only one of whom wasn't wearing a hoodie. The lobby hadn't been cleaned, and the trash hadn't been emptied.

This location lost power for 3 days so they didn't have any whopper patties or french fries but…read morewere willing to sub for my whopper that I had ordered via the app. I went for a bacon swiss spicy chicken burger with a drink. Service was quick and the chicken patty was crisp. No one was in the restaurant, but there were tables to eat at.

Not sure what that liquid on the floor is... unsettling.

Royal Crispy Sandwich, Chicken Fries, Chicken Nuggets, Original Chicken Sandwich, Drink

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McDonald's

2.3(31 reviews)

0.3 mi

Most of the staff in this McDonald's are super friendly, but there is one guy that works in the…read moremorning named Jeff who is a pain in the butt. He's rude to everybody and he should definitely be fired.

I usually enjoy my visits to this McDonald's, but today was disappointing. I forgot to order water…read moreat the first window. When I asked for one at the second, the staff member, Stephanie, with pink hair, responded curtly, reminding me to order at the first window. I acknowledged my oversight, so I'm not sure why she had to tell my not to do it again next time. On her way to get the water and my food she ran into her coworker and then rudely told the other employee to watch where she was going. Very upsetting watching someone in a managers vest treat customers and employees so poorly.

Rats in parking lot

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Wendy's

2.0(57 reviews)

5.1 mi

We decided to go get some Wendy's and we ended up getting yelled at by I'm assuming the manager she…read moreyelled at me for opening the door for a lady and her daughter because of the so called "short staff" overall just terrible interaction with her!

This location needs help…read more For breakfast there were multiple items they were just out of at 9:30 in the morning like the French toast sticks. When we asked about their breakfast potatoes containing dairy or eggs we were told by the cashier that she was not allowed to disclose that information. Not wanting to argue with someone working in food service about allergen disclosures, we left.

Wendy's

Junior Bacon Cheeseburger with no bacon and no cheese.

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