conestoga middle school. WHAT IS THIS PLACE. every time I breath I get at least 12 NEW DISEASES. lets start off with the counselor. DONT EVEN TRY ME MRS JACKIE. this girl has had LITERAL CRIMES TOLD TO HER. AND SHE SITS THERE AND SMILES AND SAYS SOME CORNY QUOTE LIKE "time keeps ticking!" TIMES NOT GONNA TICK WHEN THE BUILDING BURNS DOWN CAUSE ITS ALMOST CAUGHT ON FIRE AT LEAST 30. DAMN. TIMES. if you get harassed, bullied, or anything of the sort, THEY ARENT GONNA DO SHAT. however, if you breath a little too loud, THATS UNACCEPTABLE? YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS. Mrs jackie, I hope you know that saying people WHO ARE A THREAT AND ARE CURRENTLY A THREAT, aren't, YOU ARE MAKING IT WORSE MAN. and that cafeteria food. HELL NO. tell me why the pizza cheese is translucent. WHY CAN I SEE THROUGH IT. and that crust is CARDBOARD. if you eat ANYTHING from the cafeteria you will get radiation induced diseases and that's not even an exaggeration. the bathrooms and cleanliness ARE HORRID. people rid out the stall doors, the urinals, they record tiktoks, and I don't wanna know what's on the toilets man. the floor is never ever ever ever ever ever ever clean. and don't expect it to be. I know our school janitor hates all of us for making the school DIRTIER THEN IT EVER NEEDED TO BE. fun fact, if you come to this school, YOU ARENT LEAVING UNSCATHED OR UNTRAUMATIZED EITHER. EXPECT THE WORST TO HAPPEN TO YOU. that includes CRIMES, LITERAL CRIMES. and the staff are gonna stand there and just look at a wall as you sob in front of them and talk about some "student code of conduct". I DONT CARE ABOUT THE STUDENT CODE OF CONDUCT WHEN IM BEING HARASSED. no one gives a DAMN if you were harassed, bullied, or who knows what else unless YOU ARE POPULAR. EVEN THE STAFF DONT GIVE A DAMN. the joke isn't funny anymore, AND SOMEONE NEEDS TO TELL THE PRINCIPAL IT ISNT. I see that guy standing and staring while giving the wall an a thousand yard stare. STOP STARING AND START ACTUALLY DOING SHIT. if you think you're gonna go to the bathroom and be in peace, HELL NO. why the fuck were they building a treadmill in the bathroom. understandable, NOT THE TIME THOUGH. actually, it is when you go to conestoga. they were also carrying syringes and milk, as long as forks and spoons to the bathroom. Honestly, that's why I don't use the guys bathroom anymore. if you come here, good luck. my wishes and prayers are with you because you will not leave UNSCATHED or UNTRAUMATIZED. JUST TODAY MR FREEMAN OUR PRINCIPAL LITERALLY MISCLICKED THE LOCKDOWN BUTTON FOR THE SECURE BUTTON. bro we literally almost had a school sh00ting even though it was actually a secure and Mr freeman misclicked the buttons. bro. HOW DO YOU MISCLICK THOSE TWO. anyway after that was over he then, over the intercom, yapped about some "good morning cougarssssss we apologize for whatever just happened" what is this. read more

i go to this and i don't recommend sending your students here, cause they have problems with people being on their phone instead of dealing with people who are bullying other people and the staff here suck some of the teachers don't know how to teach and they will yell at you until you cry and the office staff will give you lunch detention if you're minding your business they would also give you lunch detention if you're just taking to your friends. they give us so much damn homework to the point where a lot of students are failing some classes and they also give us so much work during class time, yes i know we have 88 minute class periods but sometimes that isn't enough, but on the other hand some of these students are mean and they bullying people to the point where they don't even wanna come to school and the counselors would do absolutely jackshit about it they will just tell "you'll be fine" "we'll talk to them about it" but we're never fine and then when they do talk to them they end up being on their side and it pisses everyone off. Ms Valerie, don't even get me started with her when you tell her something personal and tell her not to tell anyone she will go behind your back and tell everyone she even called CPS on one of my friends just because she thought they were getting abused at home. also i think Ms Valerie has a situationship with the CPS worker and she calls them just to talk to them. read more

The school has way to much homework. Every year I've gone there, there's been a different creepy teacher. This school is just down right unsafe, there has been at least 3 real fire related incidents this year alone. Kids get jumped all the time here. One girl almost got her neck broken after a medicine ball got thrown at her head. We get a few shooting threats a year. And we have an entire hall dedicated to special needs students, but they still end up in normal classes. And somehow a lot of the sped kids who end up in normal classes don't know how to use deodorant or bathe themselves. So the whole school ends up smelling like farts and Bo. And the food is down right toxic, the milk thick, the burgers cold, and the salad hot. I would rather eat actual dog food because the school food is worse than the old taco Bell meat. They can't afford to give us any food that's fit for human consumption but they can afford to replace almost every projector in the school with brand new Samsung TV's. The bathrooms get shut down every couple of weeks because kids are being to disruptive or destructive which sucks for all the kids doing drugs in there. In conclusion the school is unsafe and unsanitary with many problems including but not limited to violence, fires, threats, horrible food, and lots of Bo. read more

Walls are too thin! Friend pushed me into a wall at 0.00005mph and my foot went right through. Then I got two weeks of community service for it even though it was completely by accident. Community service was completely useless as well. Had to clean tables while people were eating which was just ineffective since they all had to be cleaned again after all lunches were completely over. Also had to clean library tables but the librarian just let me hang out so that's nice. Pretty much all core class teachers are really nice except for administrators and most student service people. Most elective teachers are pretty nice as well. Misc. complaints: 1. There's at least one gas leak every year. 2. Bathrooms are always broken. 3. Classroom water fountains are lead poisoned. 4. Lots of assholes. 5. All classrooms and especially skylight classrooms are super dingy and it's super hard to focus. 6. Desk setups are really bad for most classrooms. 7. The bells are horrible! Always never on time and malfunctioning. 8. There's too many people that smell horrible. 9. WIN is a complete waste of time! 10. HEALTH CLASS IS TOO HARD!! 11. Student workers are really petty and will not let the most harmless things slide however, they treat the most disrespectful people the best. read more

I already left a review but before I thought that just the students were the problem I recently got really close to being jumped by someone else and instead of trying to deal with the problem like a responsible adult and talk to the kids involved they are trying to erase the whole things existence. They tried to make me sign a no-contact-contract that would say I couldn't talk to the other person in person with a third party or by any form of social media. While I was fine with this the thing that I had a problem with was them saying that I couldn't talk about it at all with anyone it happened and it sucked but it was a traumatic experience for me and they tried to erase it. This isn't them just being neglectful they were full on trying to erase what happened to me and the other people involved, I wont name people because I fully believe in moving past this but it needs to happen naturally instead of the school trying to silence me. I won't be quiet and I honestly hope they see this review, I will not sign that contract and I will not let my problems and my experiences be pushed aside. read more

this school is mid. I once saw the janitor Mr.Hernan taking the mens stall door. so I think he's a nice guy. twice I have seen people get jumped. and I have hear about someone getting jumped more than twice. I have a friend named Manny Perfecto, mid at best, but a good example of what the people here at Conestoga are like. some kid once didn't let me pee in the bathroom. he counted me down and then pretended to beat me up. nice encounter. someone threw up in social studies and it was cheese it colored. we had to move rooms. the teachers are either nice or mean. there is NOTHING between that. My math teacher Mr. Miller was a crash out. but hey. he was just being himself :). the trash can set on fire and the school got a shooter warning once. also there is gas leaks once a year. today at breakfast some kid was yelling at another kid to quote "stick his fingers up his booty hole". This school is pretty cool for your kid if your punishing them. they WILL get battle scars. some kid named Caleb jerks it in class. so yeah that pretty much sums it up. read more

This place is the absolute worst. If you didn't check out the other reviews, I beg you too check out the one star ratings. Thank you. There is so much wrong about this school because most of the teachers are obnoxious, and self entitled like we don't matter and learning is more important, then mental health. Even if they claim they do care, it really feels like they don't, and I think that's a problem. Once there was a girl that got beat up so hard that she had to move to another school, and apparently they cant do anything about people being beat up cause its out of "their hands" BUT its not. they could expell them, they could give them mountains of homework, or actually make detention real, or do something more useful. My brother's friend walked into the bathroom and saw BLOOD all over the walls and floor. My friends sisters ex-boyfriend brought a BUTCHER KNIFE to school cause they wanted to unali#e someone. and that is my honest review read more

Horrible school, I get bullied and called racial slurs every day, and I cry myself to sleep because when I was in the bathroom, some people who were vaping threw a trash can over the stal,l and all the nasty stuff got on me and they wouldn't let me leave the stall and Mr brubaker saw them and told them to leave but when the kids said no he said I don't get payed enough for this sh*t. One time, I got jumped by a group of 8th graders, and I couldn't go to school for the next three days. Horrible school, do not go and avoid Mr brubaker at all costs as he gives referrals because he doesn't like you. also there's a sub named ms Coddington who cant teach and gives the entire class work as homework read more

I went to Conestoga Middle School, Expecting decency and respect. But what I got in return, Was melancholy and wept. A monotonous, provoking hue, Spreads through the detestable muse, The undercurrent of students' slumber, Drifts unnoticed by the encumbered Instruction here is state-level comedy, Pedagogy is a joke at best, Chants and hymns reflects it's parody, Lectures finds itself as unwanted pests. Slacking and acting contribute to the chaos, A schoolgoer's life here is an atrocity. Feuds and discords tangle up like moss, Triple T, please save me from this monstrosity. read more

This school is dogshit. The food is horrible, the teachers suck in general and if you report a kid for vaping you still see them around the school with no repercussions. Not to mention that the staff reward bad behavior if you just stop for a week. Kids get in fights and drugs are a problem here. Don't even get me started on vandalism by drawing penises and kicking down stall doors while students are inside. Bulling also occurs alot and staff don't care. Find a better school. read more

The students are loud and the classes are bad at moving things along. Multiple people have been jumped and there have been at least 2 real fire related incidents in the school in the last year alone. The amount of homework we get is unlike anything I have ever seen in my life. I also got in trouble for laughing too much. And the food is disgusting, the milk is thick, and the vegetables are wilted. Some of the teachers are pretty nice though. read more

Went into this school thinking I was going to pursue my educational prowess but instead my 7th grade environmental toxicology teacher told me to go into a locked off bathroom with only me and the teacher and then got proceeded to get 'ed by my teacher while having a barbershop haircut that costs a quarter. Then a few skibidi toilets came up and started spawncamping me until I couldn't feel uncle moe's dih no more. read more

This school is the worst evryone is mean here i got shoved into the rock hard riggity bumpy wall and i got a black eye and the E hall boys bathroom trash can caught on fire. I also think that E hall smells really bad and the small gym is too hot.The teachers are mid. This school is easy and sped kids infesting this school.Chaz is a baddie read more

One day I was sitting in health class learning about fun fun time, and I look to my left and I see a kid with his hands in his pockets moving back and forth. I think what is he doing , and then I see a dark spot appear on his pants so I look up at his face and he is very happy. Worst part the kid didn't even get in trouble. read more

I don't like this school. The food isn't that good. Fights happen ALL THE TIME. One of the teachers SUCKS. But the theater program is amazing and the electives are decent. Ms. Holly owes the cafeteria a free bible. and the bus drivers are not very good read more

I HATE IT, most worst, claw jumping, mouse climbing, people are the WORST. the teachers are crazily rude and they make me wanna cry and smear my POOP in the broken bathroom that got set on fire!! I am a worried parent and this is UNACCEPTABLE. read more

do not go to this school, there are eighth graders to molest you in the bathroom. They are just hanging out and asking you sussy questions. They would also look at you take a dump and break the stalls to see you. read more

I go to this school, and a teacher opened a bathroom stall door on me, and when I told the principal, he said he'd look into it, but as I walked away, I saw him laughing with another staff member. FVCK MRS HOLLY read more

on foneum grave there was 36 chicken jockeys who came in the bathroom while my stroke fest that joined in. Teachers saw our stroke circle and joined in. 10/10 stroke fest would stroke here again. read more