Having stayed here for some length of time, I have to say I am disappointed.
Where to begin: 1) There is a middle row of long term residence, some as long as 15 years. This bunch is something else. a) You have the alcoholic ex Vietnam vet with his little wiener dog who he takes walking everyday, usually shirtless. b) you have tweaker 1 who has taken apart his motorcycle and put it back together, time after time, accumulating more and more of the parts that somehow no longer fit on the bike. c) tweaker 2 who lives with the crazy lady that loses her own car in the park after a night of using either shrooms or LSD, not sure which. But she does laps around the park in the middle of the night (walking) flipping her flash light on and off continuously. But Tweaker 2 is a character himself. d) you have the unemployed truck driver, Larry who wants to be Mary. e) you have the rocking chair lady...who rocks in her chair everyday...not sure if she has something going on mentally or physically, but you have to feel sorry for her. f) you have the quiet guy that is rarely seen at the end of this middle row and I think he is actually normal, if there is such a thing at this park. Now that is just the long-term residence. Let's talk about the people actually run this place....
2) Management a) you have the sweet owner, who bless her heart, is out there every day maintaining the place while her... b) tweaker 3, son paints Mt. St. Helen's over and over again on the side of the shed. Now mind you, it is the same shed that he cooks meth in. He was also arrested for nearly strangling his ex girlfriend to death, who incidentally is the Mother of.... c) the 23 year old kid who does not bathe, does not do anything around the place except to get online and play online video games all day and all night long. I am not even sure the guy has ever had a date!
Now when Tweaker 1 and Tweaker 3 get together, now that is a book. But let's start with the firewood. The two of them leave in the middle of the night to illegally cut firewood. One of those nights, they returned back to the park with their Mini-Blazer full of firewood as well as a make-shift trailer packed. But the load was so heavy that they blew a tire. Instead of changing the tire, they returned, driving on the rim, sparks flying everywhere and they thought no one would notice!
Then on another night, Tweaker 1 and Tweaker 3 got into an argument over the wi-fi (which by the way, is hit and miss thanks to the 23-year-old kid playing online video games all day and all night), one threatening to kill one another.
Other than that, the bathrooms are generally clean, that is if the septic system is working properly and they don't have to call someone in to clean it out because the drain fill is now longer working. It is close to the Mountain, Ape Caves, Cougar Bar and Grill, Lava fields. The mushroom picking in the area is great and close by. Fishing is fun around this area.
Bottom line: you do not have to stay at this park unless you are looking for some type of freak show entertainment. Lone Fir is just down the road and is highly preferred of this one. read more