Let me start with this.
GROUPONS.
We love them, and I get a lot of them, including Living Social, Zozi, etc. I have purchased so many in fact, I have learned a few KEY musts when using them. I shall share them at the beginning of all Groupon based reviews going forward.
1) KNOW that wherever you are getting your Groupon from is about to get slammed with Groupon purchasers.
2) Knowing this, check the expiration date before buying, and plan to use it in the 2nd half of it's "shelf life".
3) If appointments are required prior to redeeming said Groupon, WAIT three-five days (seriously) before calling. If an online system is available, USE it. These can still need a human to call you back though, so again, be patient.
4) When it comes time to write your Yelp review (as I have found many Yelpers are Groupon/Living Social users too) do not base the ENTIRE star system rating on your Groupon experience.
Why?
It's completely graded on a curve. A bad curve. It's an influx of customers the store/company/etc is completely unused to in almost every case.
I feel they all get slammed and their review rating plunges to low depths it has never seen before.
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Now onto my personal review at Cove Wellness Spa.....
First off, I don't feel it's exactly a "spa" so to speak, but more of a detoxification spa, or detoxification center. However you want to call it.
Building Facilities:
It's on the 2nd level off a quiet building with underground parking (nice) and has a cute courtyard garden when you come out the elevator (unusual yet relaxing).
Inside upon entering is a small, yet simple waiting room. On the wall are shelves offering cleaning and nutritional supplements, as well as pamphlets and information sheets on cleansing, detoxification, etc.
It reminded me of my Natropathic Doctor's office on O'ahu, especially with the courtyard garden thing going on.
As someone who is a Professional Organizer/Interior Designer I would not consider Cove Wellness Spa "cluttered". In fact, I found it to be pretty ok for a Detox Spa, with only a few design elements I would do differently. Only because it's what I do and I can't help but look for something to improve wherever I go!
Services Performed:
I purchased a Groupon for a Colonic and this was my first time here. It was not my first time getting a colonic. I have had oh, probably nine colonics in the last six years. So I ain't a beginner here. Haha.
The girl who gave me the colonic was very sweet, and when I asked how long she had been performing colonics, she said ( I think) six years. That's a long time, and I was pleasantly surprised, as often a "spa" has people on the front end of their career it seems is usually the case.
I've had some amazing colonics, in Australia, Hawai'i, Colorado, and California. She was right up to par with the best ones. It really does make a difference when going to a beginner, or someone who has 5+ years experience.
She performed the entire procedure well and had the vibrator machine for my belly for at least 50% of the time. She clearly knew her way around the machine/technique as I had some great eliminations.
The room was nice with a sliding door with curtains, allowing a pleasant breeze during the hour I was there. I think I was the last client of the day (it was a Friday at 6pm), as it was pretty quiet, which added to my experience. I recommend later in the evening for that reason.
They had all the necessities I expect to be at a colonic facility, including a discreet passage to the restroom.
The experience continued after my appointment though, and one of the reasons I will definitely return...it's right by the beach!
So afterwards I went out to a healthy dinner with a friend who lives nearby. We even got gluten-free cupcakes nearby (which is in another review I need to write!).
So yeah, MY five star review is based on:
+1- I got a Groupon so I scored a deal. It's a win win no matter what.
+1-They had underground parking which was awesome, and a time saver as going ANYWHERE in La Jolla involves parking anxiety for me, and I am always running late (working on this!).
+1-The building was nice, clean, had a courtyard garden, and was like my natropath's office. Did not seem cluttered at all.
+1- I got a colonic, so my tracts are clean, It's a win win no matter what. Plus the girl was a 5+ year colon hydrotherapist (had to look that one up, ha!) so I felt it was even worth a full price repeat appointment.
+1- It was near the beach so I could get a healthy oceanside dinner with a friend after. Yeah, and the cupcake ruled.
That's +5 five stars y'all. Over and out. read more