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Crooked Branch

3.8 (24 reviews)
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Closed 8:00 am - 10:00 pm

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CROOKED BRANCH ATMOSPHERE

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Live music
Loud
Casual
Good for groups

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Pork Buns
Alexis H.

Great place to hangout and wind down for the evening, if you get any of the appetizers I would highly recommend getting the Pork Buns, they are delicious! We ordered more after our first order

Share Plates

Great new menu with Asian- Inspired food and drinks! The Hamachi Poke Bowl and Karaage were delicious. Fresh ingredients and authentic flavors! Ask for the Sesame Ginger sauce

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David F.

Had a couple of drinks here, the vibe is nice and the drinks are strong. Totally recommend this place, the only drawback, which I find common in most resorts is the service can be slow, but if you go straight to the bartender they will take care of you. If you staying at the resort, give it a try!

Marc D.

Crooked Branch is the main bar in the downstairs in the JW Marriott. The service was really good. We spent quite a few evenings grabbing a drink here. The selection is so so. and they ran out of wine on a Saturday evening ??? The drinks are crafted very well and the bartenders know their stuff. The prices are resort pricing. There is a bit of a food selection. Not bad but not great either. Flatbread is really a pizza. the chips are decent. Overall only 3 stars. Ran out of a few staple supplies

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Sandy K.

Located at the JW Marriott at the lower floor. The actual bar is large, but the sitting area included several sofas, many tables & chairs and I saw a few pool tables to enjoy. Facing the back side opposite of the bar you'll find a stage area and a dance area. That evening included a country western duet that were quite talented. The high ceilings, tall fireplaces are impressive and grand which make the acoustics sound great. We enjoyed a few beverages and music before dinner. The Crooked Branch is a great place to people watch and the band that evening played late into the night.

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Andrew H.

The perfect place to have drinks and appetizers at the Hill Country JW Marriott... When you walk into the hotel head down the stairs to the Crooked Branch and find a place to hang out. They have more than enough seating inside or outside if the weather is nice. Great beers on tap and check out the cocktails also. The Hummus plate is probably my favorite and the guacamole is always good. Staff is always friendly.

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William E.

Very nice atmosphere, walk outside and sit by the fireplace and look at the waterfall. Great place to get your 2 free welcome drinks.

Tara H.

Came here with my boyfriend on a weekday afternoon. It wasn't very busy at all. Generally, the service was okay. It actually took awhile for our server to take our drink order and food order. There was also a moment where I was still eating our appetizer and the waiter took it away without asking. Typically, a server really should ask if you're done before clearing your plate for you. The food was really good. We got their pretzels, flatbread pizza, and a salad. Also, their cocktails were good as well. After our lunch, we walked around outside a bit. The hotel has very pretty grounds and is worth going to enjoy.

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Very nice atmosphere, walk outside and sit by the fireplace and look at the waterfall.

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3.8
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Spent the day at the JW in one of their lovely cabanas which was the perfect spot to be poolside…read morewith shade for these triple digit Texas summers! We had amazing service throughout and I was particularly impressed with the good and drink from Rivertop! We had the mahi fish tacos and they were simple but perfect - they made the Mahi the star with it being grilled with minimal dressings and perfect flavor! They were delicious! Also had the chips, salsa and guac which definitely packed some heat! Portions were huge and there was a lot that ended up going home with us! Great selection of drinks too and perfect service throughout ! It made for a perfect day, food and service! Will absolutely repeat!

Having a gluten allergy, I was a bit concerned about lunch while lounging by the pool. I was set on…read morethe shrimp tacos, with hopes the kitchen could use corn instead of flour tortillas. Nancy, our server, assured me that could happen. Their shrimp are plump, and the tacos were amazing. I didn't even get sick. They do not have a separate frier for the fries, though - so proceed with caution there. My husband (who can have all the gluten in the world) had the bratwurst, and he said it was very good and quite satisfying. I also mixed the pina colada with the strawberry daiquiri, and it was divine. Nancy provided impeccable poolside service. She ensured we had ample water to drink, and she went over any possible issues with cross contamination when discussing the menu options. We can't wait to return!

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I genuinely thought this was going to be a sports bar vibe, and I was pleasantly surprised to find…read morethat it was a Biergarten and almost pub vibe I was meeting a friend for happy hour and some bites, and we landed on the spot. I will say the GPS got a little confused in the route for some reason and I nearly missed an exit and even the entrance (there was some construction going on) There is plenty of parking, but the parking lot was pretty full. You walk up and either walk through the courtyard style Biergarten with tables or you can go inside. It was an unseasonably nice day, so, we opted to sit outside There is a QR code to view the menus. There are entrees and plenty of apps/sharables. There is also a very extensive beer menu. Make no mistake, this is their bread and butter. They boast an imprecise "99 beers on tap." There's local brews, light and dark beers, hoppy, Belgium style, German style, wheat, etc etc etc. if that's not your speed there are cocktails and non-alcoholic options. Our server was fantastic. She was very kind and patient with us. We were constantly checked in on, but not in a hovering way or a pressure to leave. Our food and drinks always came out in a timely manner. She made us feel well taken care of The drinks hit the spot, and the food was tasty. It was definitely a chill vibe/hang. We were there for hours just catching up, and we saw other happy hours, birthday parties, dates, bachelorette parties, etc Some tips: I did order a couple beers that they were temporarily out of, but there are so many beers to pivot to. Also, our server was incredibly helpful in offering other suggestions, similar suggestions, and asking the right questions to help land in the next alternative They are not open Mondays, and they're only open until 11pm Tuesday-Thursday (and Sunday). Friday and Saturday they're open til 1am. Also, on Saturdays and Sunday's they offer brunch from 11am-3pm) The Reuben was surprisingly delicious Cheers!!

Hoppy Monk is one of our go-to places in San Antonio so as we had out of town guests for Easter, we…read moredecided to head here! It's been a while since have done brunch and o won't be in a hurry to return to brunch specifically The service was superb, we had a great server and he was absolutely on top of everything which was great! Beers were also great as was the mimosa I had and the kids we were with seemed to like their meals which came out last and they said theirs were hot - ours were not unfortunately. I had the Lox eggs Benedict and in retrospect should have sent it back as it was stone cold! My husband and our friend got the biscuits and gravy and also reported that they were cold - it was also served in a bowl which was a bad idea as the biscuits completely soaked up the gravy and resembled oatmeal by the time it hit the table! We got one meal - waffles and chicken to go and the waffles were inedible- poorly mixed, gritty and so much hot sauce in the mixture that they burned the back of the throat - they had to be trashed ! I love this place but won't return in a hurry for brunch - granted multiple dishes with eggs are hard to time right so we ended up with cold food that did however taste good

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Im not a big fan of bars because they're usually too loud or simply not well designed…read more Books looks like a library, think 'Dark Academia' vibe. And their potions are delightful. They make a delicious Carajillo. The service is excellent too. Without being stuffy or pretentious.

I had heard about this borderline speakeasy whiskey bar in San Antonio, so, a buddy and I decided…read moreto get a night cap there one evening Initially, you walk up to what looks like the exterior of a nice British bookstore. Inside the ambiance is a mix between a bougie lounge, an elevated pub, and a whiskey bar. The lighting is intimate, there is fun decor and furniture all around The staff were friendly and professional. They are more dressed up than your typical bartenders, and each drink is artisanal and made with care The menu offers a variety of drinks, but make no mistake, this is a whiskey bar, so, whiskey is the main draw. And there's whiskeys from all over. You can have a cocktail, neat, on the rocks, etc. You can find very rare whiskeys, top shelf, and more. This is an experience, so, I wouldn't expect inexpensive drinks, but it's not crazy prices Some tips: Ask your bartender about "Flight Club" (whiskey flights) They also have an impressive humidor, and if you want to enjoy a cigar you can, but you might have to sit on the covered patio outside Cheers!!

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Love the front, the decor was so fun
Love the front, the decor was so fun
Outdoor sitting area
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I'll take my Whiskey neat. Cheers

Crooked Branch - bars - Updated July 2026

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