Protect Yourself -- Always Request a Receipt... If you're visiting Dirty Martini in Oakville, always ask the cashier for a receipt when you pay the entrance fee--even if it's non-refundable. The cashier may take your payment without giving you a receipt--just like in my case. Anything can happen in a club--plans change, mistakes happen, and misunderstandings can arise. Your receipt is your only official proof that you paid. It's what protects you if something goes wrong. Don't hesitate to ask--it's not just your right, it's smart. read more

Good vibe. Music sound quality is good. Spacious inside and outside. Bit Expensive place. DJ doesn't play new songs request. Authorities do not allow to re enter read more

One of the most disappointing experiences I've had at a dance bar. The place has so much potential, but the crowd felt undesirable, with an overwhelming air of desperation. The music was subpar and definitely needs improvement. If the management focused on attracting a better crowd and upgrading the music, this place could be great. Unfortunately, it's not somewhere I'd return anytime soon. read more

This spot is fire. Clean, beautiful decor, great vibes, incredible people coming from Missisauga/Oakville/Burlington, three bar areas, two djs, indoor and outdoor dance and lounge spaces. Love it. read more

Dirty Martini - Indoor Dance floor - Lounges Near Me - Oakville, Ontario

It is a great place to have fun after a long stressful week at work!!! The music, ambience and crowd are incredible!!! They offer a variety of food on their menu and the stuffed chicken is my absolute favourite which means that I don't have cook and can enjoy a delicious selection of beverages with my meal!!! read more

Great atmosphere and the music was vibing and to my liking. Fun and friendly crowd. I would definitely go again.

Clubs sure have changed sine the 70's and 80's. Having been to many many clubs in my lifetime like: Copa, PWD's, Misty's, Faces, Affairs, Biritz, Richards, Club David's, Domino Klub, Sparkles, Spectrum, Stages, Twilight Zone, Stilife, Chez Moi, rpm, etc... This club (Dirty Martini) if it was around during the 1980's when clubs were peaking, it would be dead empty. Since the club scene's almost non existent, club go'ers will take whatever's available. The defunk'ed Rona super store at Winston Churchill & 401 has been vacant for almost 5 yrs now. It would be a perfect complex for a 7 day a week entertainment venue. Daytime & Night. Great location, easy access off highway. Thousands of parking spots. Montana's in same parking lot. Dirty Martini is serving up an inferior clubbing experience because it can, no competition (IE. Blue Suede Sue's) and a customer base that really haven't experienced super clubs. read more

Great place to dance! Youve gotta try the salsa lessons on Fridays! If you're looking for a creative spin on martinis the menu here is great. The fresh fruit garnish is a nice touch. read more

great place to go dancing, or even just hang out and mingle while there is good music and super friendly staff! highly recommend this place

Good clean place with a good crowd and good music. Upscale place not meant for the 20 somethings... Which actually was very good. The food menu needs sprucing up - limited options and was a bit on the pricier side. Patio was a smoke-fest. If you wanted fresh air, your only option is to go out of the club. Service was great and the hostess was knowledgeable and friendly. Would I go there again? Sure... But I'd eat somewhere else before I walk into Dirty Martini's. That's the best combination, in my opinion. read more

Came here for a glass of wine before a movie. Walked in the place and was surprisingly impressed. We were greeted by a lovely fellow at the front door and was able to do so given we were not dressed up. We had a glass of wine each with good bar service. The decor was timeless and classic with modern touches. Glad to see a bar/lounge/club is promising in the Mississauga region. May have to come out on a dance night or a birthday celebration/party. Overall impressed with a local Mississauga lounge to fulfill my dancing feet without being far from home and paying an arm and a leg for parking. read more

On a thursday evening about 10pm it was DEAD. {A girlfriend of mine had wanted to visit for a while, so we did}. Their web-site indicates live music with DJ begins 9:30. (We also called to confirm the day of). Didn't happen. By the time we left around 11:30, there were about 3 other tables. Service was "ok". Food was "ok". Martinis severed in stem-less glasses which was a tad different, possibly interesting. Decor was cool & sexy. Dancefloor was spacious. Has potential - not sure when the action is - maybe a friday or satruday??? Only open Thurs/fri/Sat read more

Great over all place. Lively crowd and good music. One of the better things about it is that it's 25+. Had eaten once and the food is good, not mind blowing but this place is known for its dance floor and socializing more. Beautiful decor and on super busy nights, they open both sides of the bar and one time had 2 different style of music playing at 2 places. It's never over crowded where you can't move. In my opinion it's one of the best places to chill in Mississauga/Oakville/Burlington. read more

I've been a return customer many times and each time I'm given consistent fun times and good memories.. Never fail great energy on the dance floor with the music to match... I find most nightclubs in Toronto/GTA extremely cliquey with the exception of this place staff and patrons are all warm and welcoming The food is delicious and that's coming from a picky eater... They have tons of healthy options Let's just be honest here I'm just picky in general and dirty martini never fails to exceed my expectations read more

Went for a girls night out birthday celebration. Fun layout for dancing, DJ played some really fun old school stuff that made the 30+s feel young again! Definitely a good choice for a group/party night out. Hostess was fantastic with our group and we'll be back for the next bash! read more

Hostess seem irritated that we did not have reservations. Martinis not served in a Martini glass and very little bang for your buck. Salads were average and chicken was a little dry. read more

I do not recommend this place for a birthday/event celebration. They promise you all sorts of perks for bottle service and they do not provide the services. They owner is extremely rude and has no customer service skills whatsoever. He was standing at the entrance and rudely asking, actually yelling at me and my guests to pay the $10 cover even though they were on guest list. He even made one of my guests pay cover even though she was on the list for no cover because she got bottle service. We purchased 2 bottles and were promised 10 free covers and a champagne bottle and we got not champagne and some of the guests paid because they didn't come in at the same time. The whole bottle service is a rip off and I would recommend just buying your own drinks at the bar. The music is good, crowd is good but the owner and some of the staff are rude and their attitude and lack of customer service will put a damper on your party. read more

Full disclosure: My estranged nephew works at this bar. However, in the time I visited he refused to make eye contact with me and repeatedly held his hands over his ears when I attempted to order, so I do not believe I am biased in this regard. Unfortunately he was the only bartender working at the time, and I was unable to try any of the drinks or food at this establishment. This does not mean I did not enjoy my stay! I had a crazy afternoon in this "dirty" (not in the sense of hygiene) swingers paradise! The people I encountered here will surely be imprinted on my mind for many years, possibly until death. Men and women alike were alive with the sound of music on this dance floor! 10 of us beeped and bopped to the rhythms of modern music! The dance style here is very different from what I am used to, but none-theless it was VERY enjoyable. For those who have not visited: wear tight pants(!!!) the women in this bar are not afraid to rub themselves across your gentleman's region! Thank goodness my wife and mother were seeing a film across the street at the time! I don't know what they put in these "Martinis" of theirs (I was never provided with a menu on account of my nephew), but as the hours wore on many of my new found friends appeared to become very tired or sick. I am actually quite glad I didn't have a chance to sample any, as most smelled of rubbing alcohols, or sugars. To each their own I guess. My companion for the hour, "Berta", drank many of these drinks very quickly, and out of a tiny glass. It was very fun to watch! All around I had a great experience and would definitely recommend this spot if you're passing through. I will be taking my son there for his 17th. If I have anything negative to say (aside from the lack of respect from my sister's son) it is this: Unfortunately I had a run in with a manager towards the end of my visit, and was forced to leave before I was done having fun. Dave, if you're reading this, I'm sorry about the mess, but the police escort was highly unnecessary and insulting. Not to mention it was highly embarrassing to be reprimanded for public indecency in front of my new friends, who were clearly enjoying the show! All the best, ~Steve read more

I'll try this review again as my first review was deleted. They said that Dirty Martini did not water down their drinks! Okay. They did not put water in my alcoholic beverages but what I meant to say is that they put LESS alcohol and more soda or juice! Here's why I knowe the difference.. I do not have high tolerance for alcohol drinks (wine, beer or any liquor). So when I order gin and tonic or vodka martini (2 drinks and I am drunk! I get tipsy and really feel it). That weekend, 16 of us in a group were celebrating my sisters birthday, we all went in and still had to pay cover charge which is fine. I ordered 3 drinks for myself and my sister. Neither one of us got tipsy so I ordered more. So. What is so different in their vodka that is different from most bars we go to? My friends agree that their "alcohol" is lightly poured and heavier on soda! I will take my business elsewhere! Music was okay. Wouldn't rave about it. read more

Was there this weekend for the Halloween bash ... the place was packed ... never been in a club where you could literally not move anywhere without bumping into people and having to squeeze through with your drink in one hand and the other opening up a path. The club decor was great including the decorations for Halloween. Drinks were priced a bit high, but this is GTA ... the music on this night was a combo of top 40 and some retro hits. Dance floor is large enough and I'm sure on most nights ample. but on this night it was nuts. There are plenty of booth-style areas for small parties and several bars. I'll go again on a night when it is not so packed. read more

My first time there, with my bf. It's kind small, the ance floor wraps around the bar. It's very crowded. The music was great, top 40 and some 1990s, i didn't drink so i can't comment on the drinks. cover was $10 i went on a saturday around 12 it was super packed read more

A little pretentious, but for what its worth the music is fine. I noticed more of an older crowd which was a bit weird. Highlights include outdoor heated areas for smokers read more

Beautiful decor and a lively crowed. The Martini's were over priced but well made, (we paid $36.00 for two Martini's). They also charged a $10.00 cover (cash only). According to the website Ladies can get in free on Friday nights if you sign up for VIP, which I did but never received an e-mail. Overall it was a good experience, the bartenders were polite and the music was good. read more

Did not enjoy the music .... It was way too crowded! The drinks are expensive and seriously watered down.....

Music wasn't the greatest. Basically the equivalent of listening to Virgin Radio. It's pretty small in there.

Made recent visit on a Saturday night after a few years to probably what's probably the best known Cougar and MILF bar/ nightclub in the city . It was busy and by 12 midnight you couldn't really move much. $10 cover to get in and drinks are reasonable. For smokers in the summertime there is an outdoor patio. Good mixture of old school music and current nice stuff. Good to see the adults getting out and having some fun too. read more

Came here after a long hiatus and was super excited to be back; Stevie B was in the house, DJ Bruno was in the house and it was one of the best nights I've had in a very long time. Venue, staff and entertainment was super-fabulous !!! Looking forward to coming back again soon. The $20 cover charge last night was fair considering we got to see Stevie B live and in person and was able to reach out and touch him !! LOL Love the décor and the ambiance of the whole place. Thanks Dirty Martini !!!! read more

Love this place! Nice mix late 20s & older! Music is good depends on the DJ that night! Classy joint!! I've been there a few times! I believe they should close the door to the patio with all that smoking coming inside!! They tents to leave it open and of course it comes inside!! Other than that it's fine!! I can't comment on the food because I don't like eating out @ restaurants!! read more

Nice place, very bad management. Food is good but the staff don't know what they are doing. Try it but I personally wouldn't recommend it.

Went there on a Friday night. Arrived around 11, paid the $10 cover charge and another $3 to stash our coats. Drinks reasonably priced and bartenders were helpful in finding some flavored vodka for me. Crowd is mixed, some over 40s (and over 50s) there trying to blend with the 20-ish kids. The dance floor gets sticky as the night progresses. Everyone getting their groove on. But the music sucks. Way too much rap, not much dance music being played by a dj with some personal political agenda. Hardly any female singers, I'd be happy with some electronica...anything is better than having some bro muttering endlessly about his cars/money/penis. This is a dance club so get some decent music on. My third time this year and it is always the same stuff being played. What a waste. read more

Wow!! I have never been hit on so many time as I did at this bar. I know it's 25 plus but man oh man the women are crazy!! I loved it!!

For heaven's sake avoid the food. If the floors are sticky don't expect the kithen to be any better. Tried it once, not impressed. It's only drinks at this place from now on. read more

My 3rd time coming back to this restaurant/night club. The food was terrible and the staff were rude and bitter. I came in for dinner and had to pay to get in to have dinner.....I ate and paid and then left and was told that they'd let me back in and said it would be a problem. I came back and was not allowed back in and had to wait in the freezing cold when it was finally my turn to get in I had to pay to get back in. I was met and confronted by rude and intimidating security guards that have no formal training or customer service skills on big muscles and shirts too tight it cuts the blood circulation off to their brains. The restaurant manager was no help either. Once I payed another $20 to get back in, I proceeded to the bar. The bartenders take their sweet time making drinks and move very sluggish, if you throw a decent tip they'll move a little faster and serve you once their finished taking a shot with customers. Last time I checked drinking on the iob is not allowed. read more

Now we're talking!!! Over 30 crowd, all partiers!! Even men to women ratio. Leave the downtown clubs to the weirdo's!! The suburbs are very cool and much safer. I've known DJ Bruno since the Palazzo and Plastique days...He's still with the same group who now own Dirty. This place portrays the true Bar Scene!! Love it!! read more