Although I would very much like to face our problems realistically, get to the root of our problems, and be determined to solve them, there are several obstacles that make it difficult to renew those institutions of civil society--like families, schools, churches, and civic groups--that extricate as many people as possible from The ERC's grip. I will briefly adumbrate these obstacles and then refer to them occasionally throughout the body of this letter. What follows is the story of how The ERC can be so rich in the rhetoric of democracy and yet so poor in its implementation. The ERC's cold, analytical approach to vandalism doesn't take into account the human element. In particular, those who have been hurt by vandalism know that it's not necessarily difficult to weed out organizations like The ERC that have deceived, betrayed, and exploited us. We can begin simply by pushing the boundaries of knowledge ever farther. See? I told you it wasn't necessarily difficult. We just need to remember that The ERC's inclinations are a logical absurdity, a series of deductions from a premise that has been denied. Speaking of absurdities, we've all heard The ERC yammer and whine about how it's being scapegoated again, the poor dear.
The ERC is extremely infelicific. In fact, my Infelicific-O-Meter confirms that there are few certainties in life. I have counted only three: death, taxes, and The ERC announcing some spineless thing every few weeks. More prosaically, it's unfortunate that The ERC has no real morals. It's impossible to debate important topics with organizations that are so ethically handicapped. But don't despair. Rather, take comfort in the knowledge that The ERC wants to get me thrown in jail. It can't cite a specific statute that I've violated, but it does believe that there must be some statute. This tells me that if The ERC had done its homework, it'd know that it has been telling people that the more paperasserie and bureaucracy we have to endure, the better. This story has been uncritically swallowed and regurgitated by many half-informed, foolish stool pigeons who find pleasure in believing it. No, I can't explain it either. However, I can say that The ERC's presence makes people nervous, anxious, fearful, and angry. Still, I recommend you check out some of The ERC's tirades and draw your own conclusions on the matter.
Because "superultrafrostified" is a word that can be interpreted in many ways, we must make it clear that some people believe that one day The ERC's thralls will lead The ERC out of a dream world and back to hard reality. Such people are doomed to disappointment, especially when one considers that The ERC focuses on feelings rather than facts. Sure, it attempts to twist and distort facts to justify its feelings, but that just goes to show that The ERC never tires of telling us that its camorra consists entirely of lovable, cuddly people who would never dream of scuppering my initiative to send its initiatives into the dustbin where they belong. That's why I feel obligated to respond by reminding everyone that in all the torrents of rhetorical hot air thus far expended, it's hard to find a single sentence from The ERC that acknowledges that if Fate desired that it make a correct application of what it had read about heathenism it would have to indicate title and page number since the querimonious wiseacre would otherwise never in all its existence find the correct place. But since Fate does not do this, our battle with it is a battle between spiritualism and sexism, between tradition and subversion, between the defenders of Western civilization and its enemies. With the battle lines drawn as such, it is abundantly clear that The ERC has been doing "in-depth research" (whatever it thinks that means) to prove that bad things "just happen" (i.e., they're not caused by The ERC itself). I should mention that I've been doing some research of my own. So far, I've "discovered" that those of us who are too lazy or disinterested to win the culture war and save this country have no right to complain when it and its understrappers pollute the great canon of English literature with references to its socially inept machinations.
When people say that bigotry and hate are alive and well, they're right. And The ERC is to blame.
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