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    Fat Bastard Burrito

    3.2 (5 reviews)
    Closed 10:30 am - 10:00 pm

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    The Taco Factory

    The Taco Factory

    4.4(5 reviews)
    0.0 km

    This is probably the best takeout I have had in Walnut Grove, of any kind…read more And probably the best tacos / Mexican food I've had in the Vancouver area, outside my favorite spots in the center of the city. My goodness what delicious flavours! The proteins are definitely cooked with care and attention to the recipes. Each one is the quintessential style you know and love... Carnitas, Al Pastor, Barbacoa etc... But so amped with intensity and depth of flavour. And the right type of cook on them. The barbacoa (lamb) is delicious. Melt in your mouth tenderness, with a rich lamb flavour fortified by all the seasoning. The carnitas is definitely fried to get all those wonderful crispy bits. Mallard browning FTW. And the Al Pastor. The beat Al Pastor I've had anywhere, hands down. Pineapple forward sweetness, but perfectly balanced with the savory side of things, and then accented by the taste of the high-heat with a little charring. It almost had a tandoor-type flavour. Amazing. My family tried tacos, burritos, and sopes. All were great. But I think the burritos and sopes were the biggest hits. Very satisfying. There are so many other offerings that we will need to go back to try. From tortas and gorditas to enchiladas and sopas. And I am here for that challenge.

    I'm Mexican having eaten Mexican food my whole life. The tacos were subpar. Definitely not good…read moreenough to return. Some meat more decent than others. We were so hungry we scarfed them down. But the worst part of the experience was the service. Perhaps it was cause there was one person tending to many. He was Mexican. In his overwhelmed state, he missed some essentials. First, he gave us an entire platter of tacos w 4 small containers of salsa. I knew it'd be quickly gone so I asked for more. I also had to ask for lime. What? He didn't know we'd need lime and more salsa? It got to the point that I had to start grabbing the things myself cause it took him so long or he forgot. He looked annoyed when I did. So either prep us well for our meal or make self service easy, but scowling doesn't make sense.

    Loz Takos - Jamaica Flower Tea

    Loz Takos

    3.6(12 reviews)
    0.0 km

    There aren't a whole lot of taco/burrito options in the neighbourhood, so I'm giving 5 stars in…read morehopes this one would stay open! My brother and I both liked the burrito (mine was asada and his was carnitas). I do wish guac wasn't extra (for $3), but I guess that's hard to come by at $10 nowadays. Side note: we didn't dine in, but the decor inside is pretty neat.

    You can't go wrong with Tacos, am I right?…read more Well with these guys, I'm not so sure... The staff here are very inexperienced. If you say you want Al Pastor or Carnitas or Tinga de Pollo like the menu board lists them first, the staff have to turn around and scan the board to see the english translation. So I make sure I say the Spanish version every time for the entertainment factor. But then... I'm not sure if it matters what I ask for? All the protein options taste pretty much the same here. Tinga de Pollo (chicken with chipotle) and Pollo Asada (grilled chicken) taste identical. You get virtually zero extra flavour or texture difference with the Tinga De Pollo. Same with the pork and beef options -- all very neutrally bland, somewhat dry, and all very similar to each other. The toppings are at a walkalong bar kind of like Chipotle. They're all very normal. A big sloppy bucket full of pico de gallo is the first thing, and the big metal spoon they use for serving it is typically dropped right into it when not in use and they dunk their hand in to grab it. Quite unappetizing really. The rest of the toppings are all just OK as well. The pickled onions isn't very flavourful just like everything else as well. They swim in a liquid that has a bit of a white milkiness too it -- also unappetizing. I make mexican pickled onions all the time and I have no idea what that would be. Being the only "real" taco place nearby, I've grabbed some take out from here a couple of times in a pinch... because my heart always tells me you can't go wrong with tacos. But my brain is starting to remind me how meh it is and that maybe we should go somewhere else. I used to rank these guys higher but I've started to learn that maybe I was mistaken.

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    Little Donkey Food and Drink - Menu

    Little Donkey Food and Drink

    4.3(46 reviews)
    6.0 km
    $$

    Cute little place inside Fort Langley. 2 patio seats available, but there's also plenty of benches…read morenearby if the seats are full. Quick, convenient and contactless service, with hand sanitizers readily available everywhere inside. My order: Little Donkey $13: beef brisket, beans, chipotle & brown rice. Pretty "standard" burrito, nothing special, but you can't go wrong with this. Strong taste of beans, and the meat is a tad bit dry. The Fort $13: main highlights consist of chicken, tzatziki, and lemon potatoes. This was hands down my favourite, and it was great with the Valentina hot sauce packets (on the tangy side, not super spicy to me). Good portion too. Highly recommend this one.

    Let me preface this by saying that if I could give 3.5 stars, I would. My dining experience was in…read moreno way negative; it's just that it wasn't amazingly positive either. Pros: - Friendly, efficient service. The staff were personable and seemed genuine, and the set up for takeout was very COVID safe too. - Lots of fun options for different burritos and bowls, including a lot of non-Mexican flavors as well as vegetarian choices. Cons: - Portion size for the cost (~$15) was a bit small. I was not at all full after my burrito bowl. - Flavors were pretty good but I would have loved them to be a bit bolder. I had to add hot sauce for that zing factor. Overall, fairly good! I probably won't ever crave Little Donkey specifically, but it's certainly a respectable option for a quick meal in Fort Langley.

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