I arrived in New Brunswick by train, which is to say I trusted the machinery of civilization to…read moredeliver me to lunch. It did. A short walk later, I found myself at Destination Dogs, a place I had seen in photographs that suggested capaciousness. In reality, it is smaller.  This is not a complaint, just an observation.  I remember once hearing something about the contents of small packages. At 12:30 the place was full. Packed with humanity and appetite. I was seated quickly, as if someone had anticipated my hunger in advance. From the bar came the sound of construction crews discussing their midday rituals. Apparently this is where they come on Fridays, to repair themselves while they repair the city. It explained everything. Service was swift and attentive, a minor miracle given the crowd. I began with a Scotch egg, an item that seemed to have wandered in from another story entirely. I ordered it for that reason. I had always imagined my first Scotch egg would be eaten in an English pub under low ceilings and older regrets. Instead, here it was. Perfectly crisp, warm, and generous. The universe does not ask for permission. Then came the main event. The menu is an atlas of hot dogs. Domestic. International. Proteins in tube form arranged like possibilities. There is even an invitation to build your own, which I accepted. I attempted to recreate a favorite from Crif Dogs, a thing called the Spicy Redneck. Bacon wrapped dog. Pickled jalapenos. Coleslaw. Simple in theory. Destination Dogs improved upon it in every way that matters. The bacon crisped with purpose. The jalapenos spoke clearly. The coleslaw behaved. The hot dog itself seemed proud to be there. All of this, plus a 16 ounce beer, cost me about twenty five dollars with tip. A small price for order in a chaotic universe. Five stars. Not because perfection exists, but because this comes close enough to make the argument.

It's a sports bar! A flavorful stop, that you will see everything you want with a hot dog! You come…read morehungry and leave FULL! When looking at the menu you think you can eat 2 hot dogs... no no no 1 is very much enough. Not a fan of the desserts. Appetizers- we're good as well! Everything comes out hot and fast!

Not the sort of place you sit down and chill. There's no real seating, so the first time we…read morevisited-we walked back out. Went to the burger spot across the street. Second time around, we were looking for a place to take-out so stopped here. Got a typical Philly wit. Decent. Nice size and the bread was really soft. Not the best I had but still good. Would recommend but wouldn't make a special trip for it.

Probably the best cheesesteak that I have had. The service can be a little slow but it is worth it…read more I can see the student eating here often. They have a good sized menu for cheesesteaks burgers and fries. The Classic heavyweight which is a foot long. They were not skimpy on meat! Cheese was all over and so good. Sliders - Nice slider size. Tender bun. Good sauce on a perfectly slight charred burger. Overall I'd be back if I am craving a cheesesteak.

I typically get a plain or margarita pizza from here and will dine in with a beverage. The lemonade…read moreisn't sweet enough for me but may be just fine for someone else. The garlic knots and pizza are worth getting. I've also ordered their wings which I would describe as the same sort of wings you would get at any pizza shop. Staff is pleasant, very chill. I'll usually stop in for a pizza anytime I'm in the area.

While showing my daughter around Rutgers, I came here to reminisce. I used to order from PJ's all…read morethe time when I was in school and wanted my daughter to have the experience. The grease trucks are gone (RIP), but had to get a Fat Sandwich like the old days. The young man at the corner was very welcoming. We ordered a Fat Daren and Fat Moon. Despite the goodness, I can only have once every couple of years. Thanks for the memories.

5guys has the Best franchise burger in my opinion . Service…read morewas good , but being able to enjoy some complimentary peanuts while waiting for your food order is the best part . The place was quiet and just a few guest., an employee swept and whipped the tables keeping the dining room clean and up to par, great to see... will be back!!

Tried again. . Still stingy with the French fries. Everything I see says five guys is supposed to…read morego overboard with the french fries that's why they charge so much for their food. Nobody told the North Brunswick store that. Their undercooked fries suck anyway. Prices are too high for a mediocre burger and substandard fries. I'm done

Nice service, sweet potato fries are huge portion, tasty. Pay for street parking. There is a back…read moreentrance, leading to more seating. Restroom available.

This is a great place to grab and go right in the heart of the College Ave Quad. All items are made…read moreto order and usually don't take more than 5-10mins to prepare. They have a few benched tables to dine in, but easy access with an entrance/exit in both the front and rear of the establishment. They have a unisex bathroom that is typically clean.

Falafel platter ... I'll give it a C because it's bland but you get ample rice and salad…read more Fresh made pizza slices... A+ But for some reason the pizza pie you take out has thicker dough and isn't as crisp on the bottom... B- Service is always decent.. B+ The bathroom is always out of order and I'm pretty sure that's against the law.

It's been 30 years since I last ate at Giovanneli's and I'll say this for them...they are still…read moreconsistent. And the place looks like it did when I graduated. Wifey and I ordered slices - plain and margherita and grabbed a seat. The slices came out quickly and were actually done perfectly. The pizza is ok...though the crust could use a little more flavor. Both of us agreed that we liked the plain slice more than the margherita, but hey, we were in a hurry. As we were eating I was thinking about how many late night Giovanneli cheesesteaks I wolfed down in college and decided I should probably go for a walk instead of thinking about those old calories...

This food truck pulled a no-show and left a large crowd hungry. Very flaky guy with poor business…read morepractices. Be careful with this truck.

Mr A's is where you go if you need to ace an exam. It's kinda illegal. Mr T's is where you go if…read moreyou need a big strong guy to do some work for you. I "pity the fool" that gets in his way. And Mr D's is... well, it's also illegal. But it might be lots of fun. However, Mr C's is something different entirely. Something very fattening. Something very nomtastic. What to get: Fat Darrell, Fat B**ch, Fat Anything. These are the only sandwiches in America whose names are more offensive than my reviews. What else: The current most popular Yelper in NJ (or Hawaii), Louis R, has gotten here before me (that happens with sandwiches, but only with sandwiches). I'm not really into tasting Fella... fellas in general really. But I'm totally all about each to their own. I find the Grease Trucks sandwiches to be 4 out of 5 sandwiches. I've tried them from a couple of different trucks. Mr C's was the very first one I tried, years ago. This was before I knew that R U Hungry was the original (and best). I was impressed by the legacy and legend and uniqueness, but not really by the food. They were just okay. They tasted good, but not amazing. So I give them all a 4, except for R U Hungry which gets a 5 for being the first. However I don't remember which other ones I've tried... just the first time (Mr C's) and then the more recent times (R U Hungry) so those are the only two I'm reviewing. I've been to the Grease Trucks 5 times. First was to see what all the fuss was about. I went to the wrong truck, which was this one. Then I found out that in fact, of the 5 trucks, a different one is the original and best. I returned for an encore and sought out "R U Hungry?" Well yes I was. I loved it. The 3rd, 4th and 5th time I visited the Grease Trucks was to bring other people here. I think one of them may have had a Mr C's but mostly we went to R U Hungry. I may be the only person other than Louis and Avi who has ever actually eaten at Mr C's (jk). This isn't the sort of food I crave (it's very American and collegey, putting stuff like deep fried mozarella sticks and mac n cheese on subs), but it does taste good. So when I bring friends here (2 girls, 1 boy so far) they inevitably seem to really get off on it. On the sandwich I mean. Not on me. That usually comes later. So to speak. I was last here in Fall 2014 and was glad to see that even though they've forced all the trucks to move off campus, they are all still in existence and peddling their wares around Brunswick town. And Jimmy's Truck has gone one better and opened an actual store, which I ate at, and enjoyed. Would I seek them out when in Jersey? No. I'd grab Mamoun's or Ibby's Falafel, I'd try some hot dogs, I'd go down to the Jersey Shore and get some Rita's Custard. But would I enjoy one if anyone ever said "I wanna try that fat sandwich thing that Adam Richman tried in Jersey", yes of course I would. It's a novelty and it's a fun and enjoyable novelty. They're pretty cheap and they're kind of, sort of, somehow worth the hype. But I'd probably take people to R-U-H instead of here because, well... it's the original. The service is pretty good at both trucks though. So next time someone asks you for a Fat B**ch, know that they may not be confessing their love of extremely curvy women with a mean streak (or men, as the case may be), but might actually just want a sandwich from Rutgers. And if they ask for a Fat Darrell, well inform them that the better looking half of Hall & Oates (as in the one with no weird moustache) is actually not particularly overweight, not compared to the majority of America anyway. And the majority of Yelp for that matter. The trucks are strewn all over the city now. The inferior alternatives are nearby. There may now be more than 5. They may be multiplying. I have contacted the CDC about this issue. They will get back to me. Right after they are finished playing Monopoly with real money, with the FEMA people. Which will inevitably end in an all-out sausagefest. And by that I mean they'll all come down here and order a bunch of Fat sandwiches with sausages in them. Or at the very least they'll order something else and put sausages in them. Use your imagination. Or use your emoji-nation since it was just world emoji day. And we love emojis. And in that sense we are an emoji-nation. Amirite? Ruhungry? Now do you wanna know why they really call me Mr. C's?

Can't go wrong with Auntie Anne's... all the goodness of going to the mall closer to home. Major…read morebonus that Cinnabon is right next door. Place was pretty clean... service was ok. Attendant seemed a little busy even though I was the only one there, but overall my food was delish. Would recommend.

Only good right when they open everything is sold out past 3 pm and they don't heat anything up or…read moremake fresh past 4pm. Might as well only call it cinabon because they only have stale cinnamon buns and stale old donut holes left. Ridiculous!!!!