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    Funky Bear Bistro

    4.5 (17 reviews)

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    Monte Cristo

    First and last time there. I'd been wanting to go for months. Went on a Saturday morning at 9 am the place was surprisingly not busy at all. First surprise was the dark roast coffee, not really the norm for a typical breakfast place and didn't necessarily match the taste buds of the 4 of us in our party. It was almost like there was a creamer shortage as our server would only give us one small not even 4 oz thing of cream. Our order took over 30 minutes which is wild considering there were only 3 tables. I ordered Biscuits and Gravy, the biscuits were inedible. Our serves failed to check back with us for over 25 minutes at that point I couldn't order anything else. They took a whole $4 off my order even though it was completely inedible. The only reason I'm giving them two stars is because my friend liked the Monte Cristo Sandwich.

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    11 months ago

    Must be a new way of serving; soup and appetizers came the same time the entrees came. Food was okay. Won't be going back for a long time.

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    Thank you so much! Glad you enjoyed!

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    My most favorite sandwich ever is on the lunch menu @The Funky Bear: the Monte Cristo delicious

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    Thank you very much! We hope to see you in again soon!

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    Awesome food, great people! They are always helpful and the food is always hot and fresh!

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    The Coffee Shack - Chorizo burrito

    The Coffee Shack

    3.8(4 reviews)
    1.3 mi

    The Coffee Shack was a great little drive-thru stop while passing through Parachute. We were…read morelooking for something quick, and it was exactly what we needed. They didn't have a printed menu, but the employee working the window was very friendly and took the time to explain everything they offered, which made ordering easy. We ordered two iced coffees and a chorizo breakfast burrito. The burrito was pressed almost like a panini, which was a nice touch. It had good flavor, although I think it could have used a sauce or salsa to take it to the next level. The iced coffees were also really good. The prices were very reasonable, and our order came out quickly. Overall, it's a convenient spot for a fast breakfast or coffee on the go with friendly service and good value. We'd stop here again.

    This place is very good. The food is really 8/10, but they refuse to list their prices, which…read moreseemed to be a theme in town. Colorado has a specific law--House Bill 25-1090, known as the "No Junk Fees" or pricing transparency law (C.R.S. § 6-1-737)--that requires businesses, including restaurants, to clearly and conspicuously state total pricing and mandatory fees upfront. Key Restaurant Requirements No Hidden Fees: Restaurants cannot engage in "drip pricing," which means advertising a base price and surprising customers with mandatory fees at the end of the meal. [1 (https://www.linkedin.com/posts/larryyokell_undisclosed-restaurant-service-charges-are-activity-7438482331675447296-0r5C)] * * Mandatory Charges: Any required service charges, automatic gratuities, or operational fees must be clearly and conspicuously disclosed ahead of time. Legal Penalties: Failing to properly disclose mandatory fees on menus or at the point of ordering violates the Colorado Consumer Protection Act as a deceptive trade practice.

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    That One Place

    5.0(2 reviews)
    29.2 mi

    I must give these guys the praise they deserve. The quality they possess is untouchable . I ordered…read moreEmerald forest for the second time just to be sure it was what I thought it was. If you are a green leafer like me, this is the absolute best stuff money buys. I do not typically use extracts, and after one dose of Emerald Forest, I feel I will just save the powder extract for a special occasion. My sister, who put me on to TOP, insisted that I try Eufloria, so I picked up a hundred grams as well. I can't wait to try it, but I'll wait for my day off to be safe. Emerald forest is the most effective basic strain that I've ever encountered. I use 3 to 4 grams twice daily. The only non extracted powder I need is EF. Untouchable! Thanks TOP. You have a customer for life!

    When my sister and I first walked in we thought it was a dispensary or vape shop. The owner handed…read moreus a menu for kratom teas and let us sniff some wonderful cherry coffee beans, but we were only interested in regular decaf lattes. Let me just saw that we did not have a lot of faith when he pulled water from a dispenser and I could not see a milk steamer anywhere in the building, but we let him go about making our science lab lattes while he made small talk. He dusted our lattes with cinnamon, handed us the cups and we sipped easily the best lattes we have ever had. This place might look dicey for great coffee but this guy probably spent months staying up at night with his little contraptions and beakers perfecting his craft. Highly recommended.

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    Customize your drink with organic sugar, stevia, cream, or some organic herbs and spices

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    A relaxing space to enjoy a fantastic drink

    That One Place - Our humble storefront on 309 w 8th st Palisade, CO

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    Our humble storefront on 309 w 8th st Palisade, CO

    Annie's Cafe And Bakery - Peanut Butter Cupcakes

    Annie's Cafe And Bakery

    4.6(82 reviews)
    38.0 mi

    We were just passing through Glenwood Springs on a road trip but had to stop after seeing Annie's…read morecinnamon rolls all over social media. Somehow, we got the last cinnamon roll of the day, and it absolutely made my day! We also grabbed a croissant, a croissant muffin, and a loaf of sourdough to take home, and everything was delicious. But that cinnamon roll completely stole my heart. We only had about an hour in this adorable town, but we're already planning a longer trip back--and Annie's will definitely be our first stop!

    Quick bites and quick service. You wait in line to order and they call out your name when ready to…read morepick your items. Some seating inside and some outside with umbrellas. The menu has a lot of options for breakfast and basic drink menu for breakfast. We got: 1. Brisket bear claw: not good, just doesnt work. The brisket wasn't good at all. It was flavorless, wet and taste like everything else but a brisket. The pastry however was flaky and tasty. I just ate around the brisket. 2. Chocolate croissant: so disappointing! The first bite was such a big let down ‍ after that damn brisket I was hoping for a redemption. How does a bakery not have good tasting chocolate croissants? The chocolate tasted artificial, the color was off, looked reddish. I couldn't finish it. 3. Veggie quiche: was flavorful with a great crust and warm! 4. Matcha latte and ginger chai: well made and delicious 5. Cinnamon roll: 5 stars! Simply delicious And service was good. The views were out of this world!

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    Overview of the bakery

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    Veggie Hummus sandwich ($14 as of April 2026)

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