This was an embarrassment. We have been to many luaus and this is the only one I had to Walk out on. This was the cheesiest , 100% less than cruise ship quality food and entertainment. In Kapolei or Anywhere else in the island there is many other options!!' The food: The salad and fruit had been sitting in the hot sun for God knows how long, it was wilted and smelled When we sat at our table and it was sitting there in a deli style to go box...:l The "Kalua" pork was clearly not traditional. The "pig" they showed Before the show was wax or plastic. And the shredded pork we were served was most likely from Costco. It had no taste, was dry, And impossible in 30 seconds they were able to carve the pig, cut it and give 200 people the shredded portion of the pig ...... I ordered the vegetarian myself And was served a plate of raw veggies and was Told that is all I get, no sauce, no salt or Pepper, just raw veggies and a Scoop of plain white rice. I have eaten wayyyy better at the ABC store deli, McDonald's, gas station etc. severely disappointed with the lack Of effort and quality with our food. Especially for then$155 price per person....... The website shows the island "fish" Under the updated Covid menu. That was not what we received, we got a teaspoon of Salmon in a Dixie cup, that also was sitting in the sun for way too long...... this is not "island fish". The "fresh" pineapple was not fresh. It was brown, Warm and likely out of A can based on my other The show: The ladies dancing needed to take some Time for personal grooming. We shouldn't be distracted with their body hair under arms, legs, etc. I'm not trying to be mean, but the lack Of care was reflected in the show. Also the "show" Was supposed to be 2 hours, we recorded it and the "show" was under 30 min. The woman "hosting" wasted and filled So much time with her nonsense and asking People who were celebrating some occasion. It was clear this was "filler" and wasting everyone's time. Drinks; We were told our drink tickets could be used until the "final fire show" began.... we turned on our tea light wayyyy before that began and no one came. We couldn't use several tickets we bought as part of the "plumeria" package because no service was offered and they closed the physical bar before the fire show began. So another waste of My money. Service: Our plumeria package Said we would have a "premier seating", We did not. We had to Crank our necks and have others Join our picnic table even tho we were a party of 4. Also the seating was no different than the seating of Everyone else who didn't pay to upgrade. We did not get a "plumeria hostess" it was the same variety of 7 other waiters that were serving everyone else . That was a total misrepresentation on the website and needs to be corrected ASAP. The Covid menu says initial table service with unlimited refills at buffet area. That dos not exist. And when we finally got The attention of A random server, they said it was too late to her more food.....That needs to be changed . The plumeria guest was supposed to have a "Private" bar window. That did not Exist either. So basically we did Not get ANYTHING for the plumeria package. Do not pay Extra for this!!!! Total rip Off! The website said the luau ended at 845 , It ended at 8:00 , 2 of Us left early because We couldn't eat or Drink water even with no Service once our plate of Picnic food was placed in front of Us . The show began at 7:30, so u get 30 min of a basic hula show you could see for free at most resorts. HUGE WASTE OF MONEY!!! There was no tradition or any Hawaiian heritage brought to this show, this was a "cruise ship" tourist trap hosted by a woman who somehow is more obnoxious than Marie Osmond.... ok that's maybe harsh. But we spent $600 and had to leave early so we could get water and food. And that's what was harsh. The website needs to be updated again as everything was a lie. read more

Buy the most expensive package! You can thank me later. A beautiful venue and super friendly staff. The attention to detail on costmes and decor is noticeable. My wife and I enjoyed our time here during our Honeymoon. The food and drink were excellent! The performers were very talented and amazingly good looking! We plan on making a return visit again when we visit the Island. Aloha and Mahalo! read more

Been to several luaus even post covid and this by far was a joke on luau, starter food sat in hot sun who knows how long before seating us but long enough for cold salads to be hot wilted brown lettuce and fruit. All you can eat was not true nobody came back to bring more even with the light on that was supposed to bring a server over, the food all in all was disgusting nothing homemade or fresh looked and tasted like walmart deli leftovers. Then we get to the show again without being too harsh it was the worst dancing/singing/acting from any luau i've seen, felt like was at a school performance or worse. Go to any other luau to get a real and good luau experience read more

Germaine's Luau - "All you can eat" togo style 2 pieces of warm lettuce salad/diced fish/food - Hawaiian Near Me - Kapolei, Hawaii

Overall it was a very nice experience. The performers were great. The dinner/show seemed a bit over priced I'm my opinion but there was allot going on so I guess it makes sense. The parking is not free, but they do advertise it in a way that you think it's included when you buy there premium package. The drink are very weak. Very very weak. It's disappointing. Even if you pay for them cash or with drink tickets. The drink tickets are not full drink. More like half drinks. The glass mugs are not free. They are $15 each lol that's another one that quickly gets confusing. Overall we are happy we went and would recommend it to others. But they could do some fine tuning. read more

Germaine's Luau Definitely has changed on cutting corners, no pictures with the ocean for the back ground. Did not bother buying one this time around.Also No more cut pineapple as you are seated per table. The show is always great. But at 200 a pop per person. I will definitely try different luau's going forward in the Future every year! The pig for the luau they cooked under ground This evening, Was (NOT) the one we ate COLD!!! . It was refrigerated. They also did not have chocolate cake or the little salmon cups as usual. The Driver for Bus number 2 was great i took care of him tip wise!!! read more

Was a cool experience. A luau is a must when you're in Hawaii. I just wish the buffet had more options for what you're paying for. read more

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TRASH. Their food wasn't that good. Do NOT buy the $150 for 3 drinks you won't be able to finish that much liquid and then even if you BUY the souvenir cup (DO NOT BUY) they don't even let you finish them after it's over! The performance is great but short so you better CHUG those drinks! Honestly you're better off with the free shows on Waikiki on Fridays. Consumerism at its finest. Abbey was dope tho great bartender and the performance was dope but this company stingy af for the money they make off us lmao. Thank you for listening to my ted talk. read more

Food was beyond bland and yucky. Entertainment was ok, the Polynesian cultural center still has the best luau in oahu!

It started out ok ish. Parking was a mess and parking gate opening time was different then the website. We tried to get a photo in front of the Germain's sign and was told we couldn't. Then we tried to get a beach photo and we were told do to Covid we couldn't go on the beach. The food was only so so. The pork was very salty and had hard chunks of something in it every now and then... All throughout the show guests in the back were standing or kneeling on there seats to watch the show. Then out of no where a staff member came to our table and very rudely told the little one with us that he couldn't stand on his bench seat to see the show. Then I questioned why and was told do to Covid. I then told that staff to look around at all the other children doing the same. He then asked me if there is going to be a problem. Then hot headed staff member with short man syndrome threatened us with removal by security.... The show was only ok. I am sadden that they didn't talk about the history of Germaine's and the history of the property. If Covid was truly a concern then why sit multiple different families at the same table. We spoke with a representative about the situation and was told that they would talk to the staff. We purchased two sets of photos to only find when we got home that printed on the front of all photos was the photo file name. Making for an ugly photo and can't be covered with a frame. Save your money and go to Dukes All you can eat. read more

Tonight I had the good fortune of having my family and I treated to a wonderful luau experience at Germaine's. We were treated like VIP with front row seats to the show and a special view of the pua'a being pulled from the imu. The food was great, with the exception of the fish. In my opinion it lacked flavor and had a gummy outter batter. The poi was a little sour but I gobbled it up any way. The Kalua pig was on point! It had the perfect amount of smoke. The lomi salmon was more like lomi tomato, I only had one piece of salmon in my cup. Other than that disappointment the taste was good,not to salty. The entertainment was magnificent! I have seen a few other luau performances but this one was by far my favorite. Maybe it's the intimate area and just how close to the stage you are. When the fire dancer was performing I could actually smell the gas and feel the heat of the flames, I loved it! My only complaint would have to be the smell. It was very unpleasant and seemed to get stronger towards the end of the luau. I was told that it was the factories near by burning animal remains...okay, ewww definitely TMI, lol. Overall I loved everything about it except the unpleasant stench, however I think all the positives out way the stink. read more

Germaine's Luau - Hawaiian Near Me - Kapolei, Hawaii

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Our high school Business Club had an enjoyable time at Germaine's Luau. Paulette our host was so friendly and gave us the royal treatment. We felt special and enjoyed the backyard family feel of the Luau. We had our school bus drop us off at 5:00p. We entered and each of us got a nice shell lei, and we got our pictures taken at the entrance. We got our tickets and we went to turn in our ticket in hopes of winning a door prize. Next, we got our free drinks to quench our thirst. We then ambled to the shoreline to take beautiful pictures of the huge waves that the high tide was bringing in. We also ate some of the sweet pineapple morsels as we waited for the Luau to begin. Paulette had a wealth of information to share about the property and gave our students a history of Germaine's Luau. We were also honored to see one of my former male students, Donovan, working there and who would be performing for us which was a treat. Next, after the last bus from Honolulu came in we had a chance to watch the delicious Kalua Pig get taken out of the Imu. We then were ushered in line to our delicious buffet line. Conveniently, there were many lines open so everyone got their dinner promptly. It was great to have Hawaiian cuisine from the Kalua Pork, Lomi Lomi Salmon, Chicken Long Rice, and Poi. There is also Asian American cuisine such as Teriyaki Chicken and Beef, Fish, and an ample amount of vegetables for the non-meat eaters. The desserts are comprised of Haupia, a coconut flavored gelatin, as well as chocolate and white cake. There is also a bar for cocktails, but my group were satisfied with non-alcoholic beverages because of course, they are teenagers. Next, as you are winding down with dinner the show will start. One of my male student's went up to volunteer and do the hula. They will call three volunteers from the audience. Then you will be taken on a Polynesian journey watching the dancers entertaining you with dances from Hawaii, Fiji, Tonga, Tahiti, and Samoa just to name a few of the islands in the Pacific and South Pacific. In the middle of the program you will be called up to learn the hula for the gals, and Tahitian for the guys. Everyone should participate, everyone in my group did, and we had a blast. The program lasted for several hours, and we ended about 9:15p. Towards the end of the night, as you leave for your buses, or cars, you can buy your photos and also take pictures with the lovely men and women in their Polynesian attire. This is a great Luau to come to. Make sure to bring some mosquito spray as well as sun tan lotion. This is a great Luau to participate in and experience a little bit of the Hawaiian Culture. I highly recommend it. read more

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You can't come to Hawaii and not experience a Hawaiian Luau. What made this luau even better was, we went the day our daughter turned 2. It was fun and exciting for us and her. If you want a traditional backyard style Hawaiian luau, Germaine's is the place to go. I had the pleasure of experiencing this fun Hawaiian party on a beach front property filled with great entertainment and food. They even roasted the pig the traditional way in a pit in the ground. They allow everyone to go back and watch them pull the pig out the ground pit. This was neat! We went with a group of 8 people. My mom is crazy about her granddaughter so she pulled out all the bells and whistles for my daughter the entire trip. Here was not any different. She upgraded everyone in the party to the highest ticket package (Plumeria Package) so we could all have a great time. I will say Germaine's is fun but the Plumeria Package is expensive. For 8 people (including 3 kids) it came to a total of between $900-$1000. However, you get to sit at the front tables right in front of the stage and you have servers bring you your food. There are also 3 drink tickets per adult and 2 per child. My only complaint is to get a souvenir cup that was an additional $10 per person. I feel for the price that they charge it should be included in the package at no additional cost. Before the show they allow everyone to eat dinner, so once the show starts you can focus and enjoy the show. The dinner is a Hawaiian-American style dinner. If you don't have the highest tickets it is a buffet line where you serve yourself, but the food options are the same. The food was different and some of it we didn't like, but it was good to at least try some of the dishes that were native to Hawaii. Other items were American style and we enjoyed them. One thing I can say is they do give you a lot of food. The show was amazing! You could tell the dancers take pride in knowing their routines and performing. The costumes were also very traditional and colorful. I loved this. I liked how the show included women and men for some of the dances. They also had some crowd interaction where some people got called onto the stage to participate in different challenges. It was fun to watch and we had some good laughs. We really enjoyed the show. Overall, Germaine's was a fun experience and I'm glad we got to enjoy a luau in Hawaii on our daughter's birthday. From the dancing, chanting, food, beach front and experience, everything about Germaine's was AMAZING!! read more

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Well I just came from Germaine's Luau tonight and have to tell you, I had a blast. The last time I was in Honolulu I went to Paradise Cove Luau so it was nice to compare this one to that one. Right from the start, I will tell you I had a better experience here. Closer standard seating to the main stage, better food, and much better entertainment. It doesn't have the game activities as Paradise Cove has, but I feel the main show is more important, and that's where Germaine's shines. I'll go through my experience from start to finish... The bus picked us up in Waikiki at 4:30pm. Cousin Greg was our host and he was friendly right from the start. The bus only had 2 other stops and we were off to the Luau by 5:00pm. Cousin Greg introduced himself and asked some people where they were from and made several jokes. He's a very laid back kind of guy and his jokes worked well, though you had to listen carefully as he's a quiet kind of guy. Everyone seemed to enjoy him and he made us all feel comfortable with lots of laughs. Near the end of the ride we do indeed drive through some industrial area, but it really doesn't matter, the Luau grounds are decent and right by the water. The whole ride was just over 30 minutes from Waikiki. As soon as we got into the Luau we received our shell Lai (not the nicest as it's thin, but what the heck). Our picture was taken with the ocean in the background and we were off to find a table. The nice thing about this place is that it isn't that big. It does feel dated, especially the restrooms, but it's still fine. We had the standard package and we still were able to sit close to the main stage. They gave us a ticket to win 1 of 3 prizes that are drawn at the end. You drop that ticket off near the gift shop. The gift shop does have some decent things in it and they aren't too overpriced. We also received a drink ticket for a standard drink. I had the rum punch (the one with most alcohol) and it was tasty. Water and soft drinks are included and unlimited. They had lots of pre-show stage music and instructions. It was good. The female and male hosts on stage are amazing. Super friendly, speak clear, and ran the show smoothly. This is where it shines over other Luaus. Before the main show starts they have a presentation in a small arena where they take the pig out out of the pit. It's short but enjoyable. Our Cousin Greg even was one of the guys taking the pig out. 20 minutes after that you get to eat. The salads were good but the high highlight was the pork and beef. The pork was a bit salty and had a smokey flavor--just perfect! The sweet rolls and cake was good as well. After you get your food, the show starts. You want a show that makes you laugh and amazes you. The show definitely delivers, it did all of that and more. Lots of dancing by attractive experienced dancers, some good singing and again lots of laughs. I noticed one reviewer mentioned audience participation and how you may feel uncomfortable. The participation is completely optional and usually someone is nominating someone in a group, so you really don't have to worry about them ever pulling you up on stage. I did see a girl in a table group say no and the dancer easily moved on, it was completely fine. The highlight of the show is definitely the dancing, the fire dance, and the end with someone picked from the audience that was a natural pro on stage. As it's December, they also added Christmas dancing and singing. The stage was also lit up with Christmas lights. They gave us a folder on the bus with our entrance picture (there's two) that you can buy for $20 cash. It's a nice photo and I bought it. Cousin Greg then told us more jokes on the way back, we all sang a song, and then they shut the lights out so we could have a short nap. The show ended at 8:30pm and we were back at the hotel by 9:20pm. So all in all it was a 4 hour experience and definitely worth it, what an awesome time! read more

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The setting is gorgeous but the food isn't great and there doesn't seem to be that much order. It's very chaotic especially when all the busses show up. Been here twice and there won't be a third time. We have a much better time and the cultural center. read more

My friends and I had a lot of fun here! It was our last day on Oahu before heading home and it was very family friendly! They asked the audience for participation many times throughout the night and each dance was interesting to watch! We went straight to the gift shop to get the special cups for $11 to get filled up for us and thankfully the bar cleaned it before they put my mai Tai in it. The food was pretty good! There were some winners like the pork and macaroni salad and losers (the poi was just too flavorless and had an unusual texture). But overall we all really enjoyed ourselves! Our ticket said to arrive by 5:15 pm (the show "started" at 6) but we arrived at 5:50 pm and still had around 40 mins before anything actually happened. read more

Germaine's Luau - Mai Tai in their special cup! Twice the size of their drink ticket drinks - Hawaiian Near Me - Kapolei, Hawaii

Went to my first real luau last night and it was pretty cool . But be aware that it is outside so it will be tough to get a wheelchair or stroller through the sand. read more

Great evening with a beautiful luau. We did the VIP package which included photos and our drinks.

5 stars for the amazing show. 3 1/2 stars for luau food. So I'm sticking with 5 stars overall simply because going to a luau is really for the show not for the amazing food they serve. So if you keep that mind, you will not be disappointed. So I've been to a few luau but I think this was one of the best because my Yelp ohana, Auntie Nadine S. scored us some awesome VIP seats. Specifically the Plumeria package which included getting picked up at the Ilikai, getting leid, private tour guide, being served our dinner plates (no standing in line at the buffet) drink package with souvenir at the bar, photo package, and front row seats to watch a mouth watering and heart pumping show. A very attractive and talented group of kane and wahine came together to perform a wonderful show from simple hula dances and singing to a fire show. The entire audience so captivated like myself and did not want the show to end. A definite experience we all must have on our to do list when visiting any Hawaiian Islands. Another huge surprise was another Yelper ohana, Jules Y. came out to surprise me when we arrived at Kapolei. With a big Aloha smile and a beautiful fresh lei, she came to join us. Yey!!! This was definitely a very memorable experience that I will always treasure. Mahalo to my Yelp ohana! #oahuvacation2017 read more

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Came to the Luau on our last night. Very entertaining and interactive. The food was great, . Definitely something everyone should experience when visiting Hawaii. read more

Germaine's Luau - Hawaiian Near Me - Kapolei, Hawaii

Booked a flight from tje big island to Oahu just to attend. That morning I called snd setup transportation (another $70 charge) and then they canceled because of light rain. Completely waisted my time and money. Guess Fluffy should update his comedy routine from the punch line 'you get wet' to ​you go home. Very disappointed it was called because of a little rain - meanwhile all other venues went ahead with their plans but Germane - very disappointing. read more

Yelp 365 Challenge x 2 #238/365 Once again, this is better late than never especially when it comes to businesses that deserves big kudos. In my previous review, I attended a wedding ceremony that was held on the grounds of Germaine's. However, the mid-part of July was my first night in experiencing the luau. And I have to say that the luau was a GREAT experience (dare I say awesome?!) I haven't had the opportunity to go to the Polynesian Cultural Center and other luaus except Paradise Cove. I was able to experience that a few years ago because my sister was part of their events planning / reservations staff. We had the deluxe luau package which was impressive and made me feel like Mr. Rourk and Tattoo would appear and tell me, "Welcome to Fantasy Island!". Don't get me wrong, I thought it was very beautiful, colorful and everything that a tourist is looking for when they're visiting Hawaii. However, I loved the vibe of Germaine's Luau because it felt like I was going to a family luau on the beach. I love it! We decided to go because my nieces and nephews were visiting from the mainland because we had a combined graduation for our kids plus they had a family reunion with their dad's side. One of the things that will always have my curiousity is the luau is located in Campbell Industrial, which makes me wonder what tourists are thinking as they are entering the industrial area. they're probably wondering at first if the bus is lost or if they are being punked. Yet, they're not because once you enter Germaine's parking lot, you forget that we are surrounded by refineries because the luau location is right by the beach with a nice small lighthouse next to it. As soon as we parked, we waited for our family, As a local, I get a kick out of dressing up in casual aloha attire while you see all the tourists dressed in dresses and using flowers in their hair (I don't). When it was 5:00, we walked on in and the staff was there to greet you with shell leis AND they also took your picture too! I think the bigger groups were able to have their picture taken by the beach. Our tickets that we were issued had our food and beverage tickets attached also to tear off when we're getting our drinks or when it is time for the buffet. The layout of all the tables were nicely set up (our tables were reserved) to where everyone would be able to view the stage. You are able to walk around and take pictures as everyone else arrives. While we were waiting for everyone to arrive, some of the dancers came out to greet everyone. As everyone arrived, there were two emcees (Serena and Kimo). They were fun! Serena's voice is amazing and beautiful! It reminded me of that classic movie, South Pacific because she has such a passionate voice when she is either talking to the crowd or singing. Kimo is hilarious because he is another one who reminded me of a local entertainer, Al Harrington (without the sweatband of the 70's). As we got to watch the pulling of the pig from the Imu to different dances of the "Polynesian" islands, I realized and I don't think I'm the only local who realizes this...is that there are so much we take for granted of the tings that are unique to the islands. We can scoff at the oohing and aahing of the tourists holding up their cameras around to snap pictures on their cameras or phones to post on their instagram or Yelp BUT we are so blessed to live in Hawaii. The fascination you see in the tourists faces is something to see. Their willingness to participate in the dances is funny and Germaine's Luau concept of calling people on stage is not choosing anyone by random-they'll allow anyone and everyone who is interested in coming on stage to dance. The food was your typical luau / local food flare, which is what I was expecting. You have your kalua pig, rice, chicken long rice, haupia, cake, vegetables, chicken, beef, fish, lomi lomi salmon, salad, etc. For the price of the luau with the food-you get your money's worth. Back to the entertainment, I love the fact that they will incorporate not just the young adults but the older adults that are able to play music, fire dance or dance hula, tahitian, etc. One part I enjoyed was that they had the bus escorts come on stage to dance and whoever was on the escorts bus had to cheer the loudest for who was the best escort and of course, dancer on the stage. They also recognized wedding anniversaries, newlyweds, graduates, or birthdays too! And this is why Germaine's Luau deserves five stars. Because they provide a laid-back, family type of backyard luau vibe. If I ever lived elsewhere and visited the islands or if I am a first-time visitor to the islands of Hawaii...I would definitely make it a point to come to Germaine's Luau because it's personal, it's welcoming and it's filled with aloha. And that is what Hawaii is known for....the Aloha State Mahalo Germaine's Luau! read more

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All right. I've seen all of the reviews for this place; some calling it fun and many calling it hokey or a lame excuse for a luau. As my and my wife's first and with all probability only luau, it was fun. The bus driver attempted to be funny most of the night. He gave it a good shot at least. Once we got there, we assorted ourselves into finding seats and cashing in a few of those drinks tickets. Not too large and not too strong, but hey they're free. The dancing and show started, and it was all cute to watch. The food was excellent - the kahlua pig stole the show and the haupia dessert was excellent. That was all well and good, mind you, but my six year old came along. It was our first trip to Hawaii and he was excited to see a luau. We sat there, under the palm trees next to the beach, and watched hula dancers, ate food that he'd never really seen before. I asked him to look up at the palm trees silhouetted in the darkening sky and remember this night. "I can try, daddy." We'll remember this night forever. I'd highly recommend this for folks with kids. read more

Germaine's Luau - Good for kids! - Hawaiian Near Me - Kapolei, Hawaii

Bought the Go Oahu card & picked this as my bonus attraction to go to. Ive went to the Polynesian center luau before & I have to say that this was so much better in so many ways. 1) less commercialized & more intimate 2) more interactive 3) staff friendlier 4) show was family friendly & much more audience interactive 5) MC was funny & charming 6) food selection & taste was better 7) they give you 3,drink tickets & they don't skimp on the alcohol at all. Con's: after you call to book the time & date that you want to see this show, you have to go in person to get your ticket (printout) & have your Go Oahu card scanned. I find this very inconvenient & annoying. They should just be able to verify your Go Oahu card over the phone & just have you check in at the actual luau rather than having to go the Go Oahu stand. All in all we had a much better time here than we did at the Polynesian center luau & buffet. read more

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Being born and raised on Oahu, I have always shied away from any kind of commercial luaus. We go back once a year to visit and just about every year, my dad takes his haole girlfriend to a luau and thankfully also takes my daughter (who is currently 12). This year, however, my wife and I had no other plans on this night so we decided to tag along. Surprisingly, we had a pretty good time. It helps that there's plenty of alcohol flowing. You get a couple of drink tickets included with the show, and for a small upcharge, you can get top shelf booze. The grounds are nice and clean and you can snap a few photos of the beach nearby before the sun goes down. The food is decent. They actually pull one pig out of the imu, but I suspect all the other kalua pig is cooked in the oven. They also had teri beef and mahi mahi for proteins. And they had mac salad, lomi salmon, chicken long rice and green salad for sides. Mostly importantly, they had poi. Wasn't sour like I prefer, but still good. I took all the poi from our group and ended up with 5 little cups for myself! The show wasn't bad. They had your typical corny MC. There was some singing and of course a lot of dancing - various hula and other polynesian dance. And then the highlight was the guy spinning the fire torches. In between they also do audience participation and my daughter got up on stage to show off her hula. Lastly, they offer pick up from pretty much every hotel on the island, but we ended up driving ourselves from Waikiki. I can't imagine how many stops they make and how long it would take to get home. read more

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My only complaint is the long wait for the food. Otherwise, the entertainment was great and the hosts of the show were never boring-- they even sang with the band! The food was good as well. If only I didn't have to wait until after 7:30pm to eat after arriving by car at 4:40pm. Is there a discount available for the luau if you don't take their charter bus transportation from Waikiki? I find it a bit unfair since our hotel was only six miles away from the luau. Anyway, thirty minutes before dinner and after the preliminary introductions to the dancers that walked around greeting/kindly taking pictures with everyone, we were invited to walk behind the main bar to see two "warriors" present the whole pig that had been roasting underground in the sand since 5am-- it smelled very good. The dinner buffet consisted of Kalua pork, teriyaki beef, some sweet chicken, fried mahi mahi nuggets, macaroni salad, steamed rice, pineapple cole slaw, long clear rice noodles in a soup like broth, green salad, traditional poi, lomi salmon (Hawaiian version of salsa?), dinner rolls, vanilla/chocolate cake and some tasty haupia (coconut pudding/jello-like dessert) that had me hooked! I didn't have room to go back. I think the dance/singing portions of the show were worth the price we paid. I especially enjoyed the Tahitian dancing, fire dancing, and crowd dance involvement. Inviting three male volunteers up on stage to wear hula skirts and coconut bras while competing in a dance off was the highlight of the evening! Both men and women from each table are invited on the stage to learn how to hula. They included the fire dancing at precisely the right time, in my opinion. I was beginning to fall asleep from some of the more relaxing dances/songs and the fire performances had me mesmerized. I would recommend this luau to those in search of a night of Hawaiian entertainment and decent food on the beach. Wear flip flops because it's on sand! Book online to get a free foil lined tote bag for picnics with postcards and a pen per adult ticket purchased. We didn't really use the three free drink tickets/adult. Some drinks are one ticket (worth $5) and some are two, like a lava flow. Tip, if you're generous. Soft drinks/coffee/tea are complementary. read more

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Average luau. The location is odd, but the views are amazing. I think most people attend via tour bus. I purchased my ticket via Groupon, which came with admission and one drink ticket. We got there right as it started, there's plenty of parking for those that "drive out." For a Saturday, I thought it would be sold out, but there were plenty of benches open. We went as a group of 11, and we were all seated together even though some of us were late. The cocktail line was ridiculously long, go when everyone gets food. The whole thing starts with digging up the pig, then a little welcome blurb, followed by dinner, which kinda feels like a cafeteria lunch line mainly due to the white paper trays. The food was eh. I can barely recall how it all tasted, except that I really enjoyed the haupia (coconut) dessert. The drinks (alcoholic) cost either 1 or 2 drink tickets, or 5-10 bucks. What most of us did was buy the cute tiki cup at the gift shop, and used our drink ticket to fill it up, because it's a bigger container, but if you really think about it, we're probably paying more, either way, the cup is a cute souvenir. With that being said, I didn't even finish my drink, so that's how good or bad it was. The show was entertaining. I'm not sure what the premise was, but it kind of seemed to be doing traditional dances of all of the polynesian islands. Towards the end, it got a little Thunder from Down Under, if you get my reference, and mind you, it is a family show, and some of the girl's hula outfits are a little too risqué if you ask me. Yea, I sound like a prude, but it really takes away from the performance when you're wondering how her coconut bra is staying on. I've been to other luaus, this one was okay, but I'm sure you'll find one closer and better. read more

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I went to the Tuesday night luau at Germaine's on April 24, 2019. This was my first time in Hawaii and my first luau, and overall it was a very pleasant experience and I would definitely recommend it. I was one of the "drive outs," i.e. I found my own way to Germaine's in a rented car, so I can't really speak to the experience of those coming on tour buses. I also only paid for the basic package and did not upgrade once entering. Don't let the industrial parks on the way in fool you. Once you pass onto the property, you won't have any idea what lies beyond the perimeter. It truly is a small slice of paradise right on the ocean, with palm trees everywhere and a gorgeous view of the water. All of the staff I interacted with were incredibly helpful, professional, and friendly. The food was excellent and plentiful. So much variety, and we were fully encouraged to help ourselves to seconds. The entertainment kept running while people were called to the buffet line so that it never felt dull waiting. The entertainment was quite good, with a very clearly well rehearsed show complete with music, singing, various types of male and female dances, and audience participation. Sitting under the stars, watching these beautiful dancers, with a drink in my hand and a stomach full of pig meat and other various foods, I was quite happy with my decision to do a traditional luau, despite how hokey and touristy it might have felt. My only two complaints that bring it down to a four star review: 1. As others have mentioned, the drinks aren't that great. The portions are tiny with almost no alcohol in them. 2. I got there pretty early; around 5:15. For the first hour or two before the proper show started, the dancers circulated amongst the tables and interacted with the crowd, talking with groups of people, laughing with them, asking where they were from, answering questions, etc. I thought this was a nice touch. However, as a solo traveler, I was sitting by myself at the end of a picnic table. Not one dancer came over to talk to me, always walking right past me to talk to a group of people at a nearby table. The only ones who even acknowledged me were those whom I smiled at and said hello to first. That was a little disheartening. But despite these two small things, I did enjoy myself and come away with very positive memories of the experience. read more

FIRST OF ALL - the photos of all the mosquito bites on here really freaked me out! When I was at the zoo on the Big Island last year I got attacked by mosquitoes and had 12 bites within a few seconds and one swelled up the size of a mango seed! So before we left for Hawaii, I bought a can of OFF and put 3 coats on myself before going to the luau and then sprayed myself in the parking lot too! JUST FYI - I had ZERO bites! ;) Anyway, this is my 3rd luau that I've been to. I guess the Aloha Spirit has worn off a bit by now. I bought our admission through Travelocity the same time I was booking our flight & hotel. They were going to come pick us up at our hotel, but we drove there instead. If you're coming from the Waikiki area, your GPS might say it will take 30 minutes, but it actually took us over an hour! TRAFFIC on a weekday at 5PM was horrid! The fastest were we going was 10mph the whole way. The GPS was taking us through an industrial area and in my head I was like "this can't be right." Eventually we ended up at what looked like a dead-end and then I saw the sign for Germaine's. Checking in was really easy. We received our food & drink tickets. Seating for us was first come, first serve. Since we arrived before the buses did, we scored a nice table in the middle and in the back row (closer to the food). However during the show, so many people stood in front of us and were taking pictures. (sheesh people!!!) The thing I didn't like about the seating was that we were on benches (picnic table style). At the other luaus I've been to we each had our own chair so we could turn it to face the stage. At Germaine's you will have a a sore neck at the end. The buses arrived late (they were probably stuck in the same traffic that we were just in) We didn't start eating until around 7:00PM. The food was okay. My favorite are the fried Mahi Mahi and the beef. Everything else was just "meh". I didn't even enjoy the desserts they had. The best food I've ever had at a luau was on the Big Island. The entertainment was OK as well. Nothing surprising, they asked if it's anybody's birthday, anniversary etc. On the day we went, there was a couple there that had just gotten married a few hours earlier and they had their first dance on stage. At the end we even took off early to beat the parking lot traffic. read more

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Highly disappointed, the pork I waited and paid for was not what they served. What they served was watered down. They did the "ceremony" for the smoked pig and served something totally different. A true WASTE of. Money! read more

When you first go to Hawaii you absolutely have to attend at least one luau while there because Hawaii pretty much invented the luau. Germaine's isn't a Disney luau like you might see in the Polynesian Village in Florida, but a more authentic Hawaiian luau. No probs with Disney but Germaine's was fun. The Polynesian Cultural Center on Oahu also puts on a luau (probably a more authentic one) and has many other activities...but solely for luau purposes the PCC would not be my first choice because they do not serve alcohol; Germaine's was a little looser and more fun. For Germaine's: was it touristy...yes; was it hokey at times...yes; was it located in a sort of industrial area about an hour from Waikiki...yes; was it still worth doing...yes. Tickets for Germaine's luau are sold all around the beach and hotel areas in Waikiki...this is a big and organized operation. Each night somewhere like a dozen big buses pick people up all around Waikiki and transport them out to the Kapolei area...about an hour ride west from Waikiki. Most people come via bus but you can drive yourself out there without much problem (we did). Buses start arriving around 5:30 pm when the doors open...the bars start working about the same time. Roughly 600 or so people go to this each evening so it is a big event. While the show is supposed to start at 6 pm, it really didn't get going until about 6:30 pm. When you arrive you take a seat at any available picnic table...seating is first come first served unless you reserved a table for a group (we didn't have any trouble getting good seats). Your tickets come with three drink chits per person which we found were more than enough to get properly sloshed. Drinks were good and plentiful...they make them up quickly and the line always moves. They know how to orchestrate a large group of people. Dinner is buffet style and they rotate the tables through the buffet line in a certain order. It moved pretty quickly and you can always go back for seconds. Overall the food was really pretty nice and they had plenty of it. You can pile as much as you like on your plate and eat as much as you can...they had lots and kept replenishing everything. They serve a variety of meats and that special pork found at all luaus. When you make your reservations you always have a weather risk...but that is just the way it is...we got lucky and had a beautiful evening. The show starts while people are getting their food and keeps right on until about 10 pm...it was a bit long in our opinion. While you can keep getting more food and drink all the time, you'll be pretty much done and ready to go around 9 pm. If you came on the bus you have to wait for the buses and they leave at closing around 10 pm...so this event pretty much has you for a 6 hour adventure when you add in pick ups and drop offs at the hotels. The first time you visit the state of Hawaii you have to go to a luau...the next time you visit Hawaii you probably won't want to. It is pretty much one and done. But Germaine's was really worth doing for our first. It was fun and entertaining. The staff were wonderful to their visitors...taking pictures and making everyone feel at home. This was a nice evening adventure. read more

Germaine's Luau - Seating area right on the ocean. - Hawaiian Near Me - Kapolei, Hawaii

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I don't have nothing to compare it to, but from what other people have been telling me (that been to other luaus) this luau is okay. Pros: -They have a bus from Waikiki that brings you here for free -Free souvenir cup -3 free alcoholic drinks -Bus host was funny -Food was decent and plenty to go around Cons: -No activities (other places I heard they have lei making, canoe ride, face painting, etc) -Place wasn't really nice... -Performances were decent -Large picnic tables Totally only worth it if you buy the living social deal ($44) instead of the full price. If it was for the full price I would be super disappointed. (or even more) It wasn't a great luau. Next time we'll pay full price for Paradise Cove or the PCC. read more

Germaine's Luau - Hawaiian Near Me - Kapolei, Hawaii

Great dancers. Fire samoas were awesome. Food not so good. Pork wasn't the pork from the pig that was cooked from the underground oven. It was obviously brought in and cold. Yes it was fun but don't expect a good meal. read more

This was a pretty good luau! Not sure what I was expecting besides seeing Hula Hula girls and sexy men flipping fire around. But nonetheless, it was a great experience. The luau is situated on a beach right at sunset so that made for nice viewing. The seatings are long picnic benches right on the beach, so no sexy and good shoes should be worn. You will have sand through your toes. It's not an intimate settings as it can be hundreds of people at one show. The buffet is plentiful and it's all you can eat. The "Kalua Pork" was nice and tender and delicious. The rest of the food items was forgetful for me. There is a little "ceremony" and explanation of lifting the pig out the ground so vegetarians be aware!!! But it's cool to actually see how the pig is cooked. The entertainment of dancing and singing went on the whole time during eating, the show was full in effect. The bus ride to and fro, in care of Germaine's Luau, was also entertaining making the long ride go by a little faster. The host on the bus taught us an interactive song, told jokes, and made us do funny things to pick on their other bus that was passing by. Overall, a good Luau experience on a Hawaii vacation!! read more

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Absolutely a must attend Luau when you visit the Island of Oahu. My wife and I attend twice in the last two years for our anniversary and we'll be back next to celebrate another one. The food is amazing and the staff is outstanding. The show in my opinion is one of the best. A good time to be had by all attendees. read more

Germaine's Luau - Very delicious cocktails. - Hawaiian Near Me - Kapolei, Hawaii

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Our service by Richsa (I'm probably spelling that wrong) was great! However, the swarm of termites was awful! This was my first luau and the experience was ruined by trying to swat at or move away from the bugs. The lady kept saying "we're outside, this is nature, we didn't expect this" but the bartender said this happens? I don't know what to believe but I do know I won't be coming back or recommending. Food was also served pretty cold. Skip the "experience" and go to Helena's! Bus ride there was ALSO AWFUL. Got car sick. 0/10 read more

I went to a touristy luau in Hawaii and I have the mosquito bite scars to show for! **Remember to bring bug repellent, otherwise you'll suffer your entire trip in Hawaii** Yes Germaine's Luau is very touristy, but it's a nice experience especially if it's your first time in Hawaii. I attended this activity though a tour group, with the Go Oahu Card (discounted adventure card that allows you free/discounted admission to your chosen activities; you can pick up on Costco's website). ARRIVAL The tour bus picks you up at a designated location, brings you to the site, and your "cousin" tour guide keeps you entertained the entire ride. The site is in a deserted area, so we were thankful to have transportation there. Upon your arrival, you get lei'd with shells and have a photo taken; which you can choose to purchase on your bus ride home. You have a choice of sitting on picnic benches or on the floor. You'll be walking on sand, so wear sensible shoes or flip flops. DINNER You are given a meal ticket for the buffet and drink tickets for the bar. If you purchase a souvenir glass, they give you more alcohol since the glass is larger. The buffet was a wide selection of traditional and American dishes. Some traditional selections: roasted pig (they make a whole show of how it takes hours to cook it under hot coals), chicken long rice (which is actually glass noodles), poi (traditional side dish, stone ground taro), lomi lomi salmon (prepared with diced tomato and Maui onion), haupia (coconut jello), etc. Everything is pretty tasty, or at least worth trying and not being disappointed. ENTERTAINMENT The entertainment ranged from dances from all over Polynesia, it was pretty neat to see the colorful and intricate costumes. Of course there was audience participation where ladies learned how to hula, and other silly things for family entertainment. Come with an appetite, willingness to learn some new moves, and with bug repellent! Reservations are needed! read more

Germaine's Luau - picnic tables - Hawaiian Near Me - Kapolei, Hawaii

So authentic and everyone is so friendly! The food was amazing and they even have cats that are friendly and roam around! I highly recommend

I don't like to give bad reviews but this is one I have to do. Firstly, booked online to attend Germaine's Luau and upon reading reviews and seeing pictures I thought it would be unlike the others and more cultural like they claimed. We paid for the "best" package aka the most expensive one. When arrived we had to stand in line like everyone else without the special accommodations it claimed that our package includes. Once checked in we did receive our gift which maybe "the only" good thing of the luau then we had assigned table in front (does not matter where seated all has good view) then we were the first group to go to buffet which was VERY DISSATISFIED because ALL the food was cold, they did not have warmers on which made the experience of tasty local food not tasty at all. Then included in our package was "supposedly" special service no wait lines AGAIN we had to wait in regular line and took about 40 mins to get a drink. Therefore, all the money EXTRA spent to get VIP service was not available in their words due to short staffing. I sure hope we can get some kind of refund because we definitely did not receive the EXTRA VIP access that we paid for. The show was ok when it came to the actual dancing part but too much dead times in between, also they had the general audience so the dancing while people was getting their food sooo wasn't soo entertaining. read more

Germaine's Luau - The stage of Germaine Luau - Hawaiian Near Me - Kapolei, Hawaii

We paid a lot to be here and because buses they didn't share the details of what was going on or how things work. The lack of order and just chaos when arriving was extremely disappointing. The food was a 4/5. The servers were a mix of not accommodating and nice. Out of the 3 times I have been here in Hawaii and the 3 Luaus this one needs to step up!!! read more

I have lived on this island for over 15 years and had never gone to any "luau's" before, aside from the senior luau I attended in high school. With that in mind, I don't think it was an actual full-fledge luau. Anyway, I finally got to experience such an event at Germaine's luau. You receive a buffet dinner, three coupons of non/alcoholic drinks, and entertainment. My bf and I came late so I can not comment on the beginning festivities. PREMISE: When we entered the premises, I smelled something unpleasant in the air. Germaine's is after all located in the Campbell industrial area. The smell fortunately didn't carry over to where we were seated. The seating/dining area are outdoors. Luckily, the weather was fantastic - no clouds in sight so sitting outside was perfect. The tables are like picnic tables that can fit about 12-20 people depending on the size of each person. I noticed that a few tables in the center were lowered and people sat on the ground. I don't know what they were sitting on but the area was sandy. The stage of course is smacked dab in the center. Seating is first come first served. DRINK: As I've mentioned, they give you three tickets for non/alcoholic drinks but this will depend on the drink you get. For example, a mai tai will cost you a ticket whereas a lava flow will cost you two tickets. I'm not much of a drinker but wow, are they generous with the alcohol. The size of the drink was quite small and I was surprised that I started feeling good by the end of my first drink. FOOD: The food is buffet style, which means you can come back for seconds, thirds or fourths. The menu, from the top of my head consisted of: 1: coleslaw, beans with string beans, lomi lomi (cut up tomatoes, onions and salmon), tossed and mac salad 2: rice, fried mahi mahi, fried chicken, long rice with shredded chicken, teriyaki beef, kahlua pig 3: bread roll, poi, haupia (like coconut jello) and coconut frosted cake I was really disappointed with the food as it was slightly below average. I wished that I brought salt or a pack of soy sauce as majority of the foods were bland. The Costco kahlua pig is much more tastier than Germaines. This will probably be the same as other commercialized luau's on this island but I'm glad to learn that Polynesians back in the days had fried chicken, coleslaw and frosted cake in their diet ;P ENTERTAINMENT: The host, hostess and dancers were all great! They showcased dances from Tahiti, New Zealand, Samoa and other Polynesian cultures. Out of all the performances I've seen, I enjoyed the fire dancer the most because it was, for a lack of a better word, entertaining. Performers are also interactive with the guests by inviting them to come on stage to learn hula but it seemed to be more comedic then serious. OVERALL: I'm really glad I only paid 30$. * I didn't buy the ticket from the company. My friend got the ticket and had informed me that it cost 30$. Prices are higher but you should always check if they have specials. read more

Germaine's Luau - buffet dinner - Hawaiian Near Me - Kapolei, Hawaii

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