You know that scene in Apocalypse now where Marlin Brando just repeats the phrase 'The Horror, The Horror.' Well that's probably because he was remembering his stay at Global Village. This was the grossest, most revolting, hideous den of foul i have ever laid eyes on, had it not been so late at night I woulda turned around and walked right out but I had sadly pre-paid and had no other option (from wotif.com) It smelt like 14 year old B.O lined the walls, the floor was filthy, and was thick with all kinds of hair and bobby pins, dust, bandaids and other peoples left over business.
I felt sick just looking at the toilets that seriously hadn't been cleaned since 1993. The showers were horrible and there were no towels, I had to dry myself with my clothes. When I went down for breakfast (just toast) I noticed the other guests scratching at themselves. I got the full body creeps, I couldn't have gotten out of there faster. read more