If you hear someone say I am going to the house it can be read in a few ways after our recent…read moreexcursion. This is a review for "The House" where the spouse and I had the chance to partake on a Nasty, Paint, and Sip night. This establishment hosted the event and we got there slightly early where a guy with a big chain saying "NASTI" greeted us. Ok so you have something to spark conversation. So not Nasty with a Y but Nasti with an I. So what is the difference in "nasty" and "nasti"? Of course, I dare not ask it aloud but thoughts that pop in your head and have you wondering. He was the one putting on the event and gave us some background on some of the other cities where he had put this event on previously. I believe he said that he comes to DC at least monthly. Overall, the event was very cool and I contemplated posting the masterpiece I painted. On Yelp it might have some of you gasping. Took me a minute to get this current badge. Either way I called my painting "Dinner is Served." I hate the term gentleman's club as it is for everyone, but that is my opinion and view. The place was a bit small but perfect for the event. There were three stages, and the music was a good mix. Fun times for couples and many were there for a girl's night out what I saw. The laid back atmosphere makes this a fun place to checkout at anytime. The performers were all nice, good attitude, and most of all were putting on a show. I think many of them knew that this was more of an event than a regular night at this place. I know many are curious. Not sure how the wings are as these places supposedly have some good wings according to the documentary of these places I saw on Tubi.

Very solid club. Beautiful Black women that are interactive. Staff is real attentive. Venue is…read moresmaller but nice. Can get $1s from behind the bar or atm. Bottle service offered. No food unfortunately. Would recommend.

Don't Bother....Using A Membership Card To Get In. 20 usually cover charge....on your 5rh visit…read moreit's half off...girls can't give you lmao dances only wall dances....THE GIRLS CANNOT GET NAKED...NOT EVEN A NIPPLE SLIP The Owner will pop up outta nowhere and cover her up....the VIP is a scam as well...you have to pay for you and the girl to go to VIP.. (20) For Both of y'all front room...20 A Song....barely nude...private showroom 30 a song...Only topless...Want A real club.The House On Georgia Ave thank me later

I went to this place couple of times....it is ok club.....where can we have a lapdance for 5…read moredollars...the vip is a comfy sofas with select good looking girls which will set you back 10$ but worth it....the cover is 20$ .....but no drinks are served.......so i say it is fine ...

This club is actually really beautiful, has an elegant feel to it and the girls are all very…read morebeautiful and friendly. Their lunch specials are also bomb and really affordable. A cool spot to grab lunch or come on the weekend with freind$

I've come in a few times. It's chill. The Sunday bartender and girls are hot. I'm glad they finally…read moregot food. Overall soild.

So I got this video on my Insta Feed:…read morehttps://www.instagram.com/reel/DWRkx4GgMUk/?igsh=MXQ3NWN5OHMxMmtzcg== And tbh I didn't think it was actually good but I knew I had to try for my self because the videos of the food looked solid! My friend and I decided to try out the happy hour menu and mannnnnn it did not disappoint. I ended up getting the Grilled Chicken Sandwich. Now sadly it was overcooked buttttttt man the patty was an amazing size and the sause like honey mustard and mayo really made the sandwich solidddddddd. But the best part of it was the price. $5.99 for that size sandwich with very tasty fries. You really can't beat it. Also the service I would like to say was very good. Sadly the ambiance could use some work as it does feel bit on the older side but still recommend trying the food here.

Best club sandwich I've had in the DMV so far. The ratios were amazing (meat to lettuce, tomato and…read moremayo ratio) the bacon was crispy as well which I think always puts the cherry on top for a club sandwich. And to top it off, the fries were great also. I am definitely ordering this again.

cute lil club sexy bitches cool bartenders nice vibes I live…read morein vegas but I would definitely come here next time I visit

Mpire offers a good experience for a first timer to the world of gentleman's club. Firstly, about 7…read moreof my friends and I booked a table here during the first weekend of August as part of a bachelorette celebration. The bride to be had no idea, so we wanted to offer her a surprisingly spectacular time with lots of twerking and plenty of champagne. I can't speak on the booking experience because someone else did it but from what I know, it was pretty seamless. We arrived around midnight and were immediately seated. It seems like we were on a lower level with very minimal crowd. There are a number of table sections, a full bar, and 3 small stages where the dancers were. There is also plenty security standing by. We were given a corner table which seemed to give us a great view of everything. Our table included 1 bottle of moet, vodka, a couple chasers, and a bucket of ice. We felt like some celebrities lol. The vibe is very chill. It seems to be a mature crowd. We saw bachelors and couples around, merely minding their own business and enjoying the show. Some were not even paying the dancers attention, just talking and enjoying their drinks. Now the show - Firstly, the dancers were 50/50. I loved that they were from diverse backgrounds. We saw Latina, Black, and White. Also saw a variety of body shapes, from very skinny to thick. I'm not sure if there are other ethnicities or nationalities, but it was nice to see the overall diversity. Some of them appeared natural, while others clearly had some work done to their bodies that did not move when they did lol. Unfortunately, there were only a very few that could really dance. By dance, I mean not just work the poll but move sensually. One in particular was a beautiful thick latina that hardly touched the poll and could barely shake her behind. We felt bored and underwhelmed watching her. Another one that danced in front of us fell off the poll. It was hit or miss honestly. Prior to coming here, we thought it was a topless club. Please note, there is FULL nudity and not a little peek of the booty or flash of a nipple, no it is FULL nudity. At one point, we saw one dancer actually bend over in a man face then lay down an gyrate her crotch in another man's face, all with no panties on. It was a shock for someone like me, who's never been in this space before, but it was definitely entertaining. The music is also boring, so please don't carry any expectations. It was a mixture of dance and EDM music. Not what I would expect for them to really get in the groove to but the dancers did a good job of making it work. One in particular twerked her heart out, another was the most graceful on the pole and put all of them to shame. Finally in terms of service, the staff were very friendly and attentive. Be mindful, photos are not allowed at all. One of my friends attempted to take photos and the security kindly warned her to stop. I'm not even sure how they noticed in such a dark space, but don't try it. One thing I did not like or understand here, is that their kitchen closes at 10pm. After that time, the only thing available is chips and salsa and artichoke dip. For a place that caters to a late night crowd, why would you close the kitchen? It should be open late. They missed out on more money from us as a result because we all had saved an appetite to try the food. I was very disappointed. Overall, it was a good experience. I don't really have much to compare it to as I have never been to a strip club or gentlemen's club before but I enjoyed my time there and I'd recommend to others.

My significant other and I enjoy visiting strip clubs in different states whenever we travel, so…read morebefore coming here I spent about an hour researching different spots and noticed this club had some of the best Yelp reviews. We decided to give it a try and honestly had a really good time overall. The cover charge was $20 at the door, which I thought was reasonable. One thing I immediately appreciated was the diversity of the dancers. I enjoy seeing women of color represented, so I was happy to see a good amount of beautiful brown-skinned women working that night. A few of the dancers I spoke with were not only gorgeous, but also had really fun personalities and made the environment feel welcoming. My boyfriend and I are not really into private dances, so we spent most of the night sitting at the bar, enjoying the music, watching the stage performances, and tipping the dancers. The dancers here do perform fully nude, and several of them had impressive pole tricks and stage presence. I highly recommend asking for Coco Dream -- she was definitely my favorite because of both her personality and her dance skills. The bartenders were attentive the entire night and made tasty drinks as well. The music was good, from what I remember, they played a lot of hip-hop mixes. Overall, we had a fun experience and would definitely come back the next time we're in town.

So after yesterday's disappointments (please see previous review for context), we decided to reset…read morethe night and try Over/Under Sportsbook Rooftop Lounge--because at this point, all we wanted was good vibes and a decent drink. On the way up, the elevator stopped on the second floor and the music was hitting. Like... the kind of energy that makes you pause mid-step. But we stayed committed to the rooftop plan and kept going. Big mistake. We get to the rooftop and--sure, it's a sports bar, so every game is on, volume up, zero music. Which... fine, if that's your vibe. It just wasn't ours in that moment. So we did what any reasonable group would do--we turned right back around and went to investigate that second floor. Now, stepping off the elevator, it looks like a lounge. We walk in and are told there's a $20 cover. Slight pause. Slight confusion. I peek inside and see... let's just say, a very different type of entertainment. So naturally I ask, "Is this a strip club?" Yes. Yes, it is. At this point, curiosity wins. We pay the cover--and here's where the night takes a turn for the better: each of us gets a free drink coupon. After the prices we had just experienced earlier that day, this felt like a small victory. And honestly? No regrets. The dancers were talented and genuinely entertaining--not awkward, not forced, just a good time. The wings? Surprisingly amazing. Like, better-than-they-need-to-be amazing. And the drinks were solid too. Unfortunately, no pictures allowed, so you will have to take my word for it. Overall: came looking for a rooftop, ended up somewhere completely unexpected--and somehow had a better time than the places we planned to go. DC will humble you, but every now and then, it redeems itself.

Must do event for girls night, birthday or bachelorette. We had this event as part of a…read morebachelorette in Washington, DC and everything was amazing. We continue to talk about it! Communication was super smooth on location set up, time and pricing. The art instructor and the model were very professional and made sure that we all felt very comfortable and had a very fun time. You do not need to be any sort of artist for this event. The format of the drawing keeps things light and fun and moving, you will certainly have a good time and we'll have lots of laughs with your friends.

I attended an Artful Bachelorette in-studio event years ago and had a great time. So when a friend…read moreasked me to help organize her Bach weekend, I IMMEDIATELY reached out to see if we could book them to come to our AirBnB. I don't know how we managed to keep the ladies in the dark. But we did and it was well worth it! The boys were delightful (Glen and Shawn) and Nicole was a dream to work with on the organizing side. Highly recommend for anyone looking for classy but a little naughty Bach event!!!