It is 1:13 PM as I write this review and I'm a little 'sauced' at this pizza joint I wont lie, and here is why...
I made my order today at 11:06 AM (They open at 11:00 AM), a couple of donair egg rolls because they look greasy and that's what I was feeling. Nothing over the top and certainly not a big order.
11:55 AM rolls around when I decide to give the store a call back and double-check on my order. The woman seems friendly and when I asked her what of my order she said it was good to go, if the courier was there to pick it up.
Wait, courier? You guys dont have your own delivery driver? What kind of pizza place is this? The driver always gets to your door boasting about how good it all smelt in his car on the way over. Half the time I can talk to these drivers because they know the greasy sensation of what exactly I'm about to eat. If the driver is not even a part of the business then I certainly cannot relate to this guy.
"Mmm. Smells good." The fake delivery driver says as I open my front door.
"Get off my property you dont even know what you're smelling." I say.
So I'm sitting here rolling around waiting for this courier to arrive.
12:35 PM I call them back. The girl says "No need to worry, he picked it up ten minutes ago.
I feel slightly relieved but at the same time, that means he has been on the ball now for ten minutes. That's odd though, because Map Quest says it's an eight minute drive. Of course I'll give the guy a few minutes extra because of traffic, even though once he turns out of his parking lot it's all dead side streets with zero traffic.
12:50 PM The courier gets to my door and I just dont even care, so I let the guy stand there for ten minutes until he gets fed up and leaves.
1:20 PM Sorry for the delay, had to get the door. My order from Pizza Hut just rolled in. read more