It is simply too delicious. I am compelled to weigh in but I can't stay angry. It is just too bloody funny--and this is only a few hours after having the most hysterical, mystifying, but nevertheless enlightening shopping conflict I have ever had to endure. I was hot. I admit it. My position was "Something must be done!" I was on the French side hoping to correctly position the diacritics of my tantrum--paragraphs along--when I realized that the surveillance video was only going to show that I was the last to wake up and realize out that it was a cream pie fight. That made it even funnier. God help me.
So now I can say, " thank you Hermes" you took me right there: Aporia. The roadless place; How perfect that these icons of practical wisdom and aesthetic delight--$1400 Ipad covers and little goatskin bags and cultural insecurity and TV and whatever else is packed into the metonym: Grace Kelly--and the real estate debacle and Walmart getting public money to deign to set up a supercenter in some pissant little burg all conspired to set me up like a bowling pin (and I am not alone all you other infuriated/alienated yelpers): Hey fellow Americans, most of my generation anyway, Hermes is actually out of our reach and not intended for us anymore. The customer is not always right when you don't work at the party store anymore. We are not rich enough to care about.
China has all the money. This will continue. Your kids should be leaning Chinese if they want secure corporate gigs after Santa Clara. The dialectical reality of the actual lived experience of the world negotiating the revolution keeps giving us populations of comparatively healthy, well educated and financially desperate people that we exploit through the segmentation of production (Gotta keep the oil flowing to do that by the way) and when we (we enlightened on the superiority of vaporization vis-a-vis combustion and a genius appointment to figure out why the stock notifications won't stay enabled on our iphones and Ipads) take the money and run; it recreates the egregious inequities that sparked the socialism that reformed education and health care and gave us chemical engineers devoting their species being to tweaking the mix on the low cost bath mats line for $.75 an hour.
To get upset at the "Asian Lady" who ruined a brushed sliver piece I was considering--and I mean she literally scrubbed every brush mark off the thing; it looked like a used trailer hitch after I remarked on obvious fact that it was dirty [she went to the back and pulled another out of stock that was still wrapped from the shipping container; it was blemished and unsalable] is really not going to help matters much. She can't cut me a deal. She has never had the authority or responsibility to take it upon herself to say: "Hmm, these suck; let's see if he'll give me $500 and I won't restock this. She did not even know the name of the manager.
So, I recommend that readers sort the Hermes ratings, make the sign of the cross acknowledging the holy trinity of race, class and gender and pull up Hermes' financials on the delightfully coy and slightly creepy corporate website. They say: [2011 in a nutshell]
"Growth in revenue was boosted by America (+26%) and non Japan Asia (+29%),
which gained six new branches. In Mumbai, Hermès opened the first luxury
store outside shopping centres in the city's historic centre.
In Japan, sales were almost stable across the year (-1%), despite the disaster at
the start of the year.
In Europe, sales increased by 16% thanks to momentum in all countries. In
France, the success of the store on rue de Sèvres, which was opened in late 2010,
was confirmed. The network in other European countries was strengthened with
the conversion of the two concessionaries in Moscow, as well as the opening of
new branches in Berlin, Rome, Barcelona and Istanbul. Finally, a new store on
quai du Rhône in Geneva was opened to replace the existing branch."
Hermes is fine fine fine--swimming in Euros.
Go ahead and employ the hermeneutic of suspicion: the disparity of reviews here on the Hermes Boutique does indeed seem to be influenced by cultural insensitivity, miscommunication, and racial bias.
It might be a little naughty (YELP may put the Iron Fist Down) but I am going to suggest that we wake up and realize that the +26 from America could have just stayed over in the non-Japan Asia column. It wasn't me. Check out http://www.orangecounty.net/pdf/facts.pdf. Ask how Garden Grove, Anaheim, Santa Ana happened given median single family home prices.
The Asian lady knows you have one Birken in your budget, maybe. She works there for a reason people.
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