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    He's Not Here

    3.3 (3 reviews)
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    3.0(20 reviews)
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    If All-stars isn't on your McCook bucket list, then you're doing it wrong. Everybody has to at…read moreleast experience it once. I had just finished a round of 18 at Butler and my bros texted me and said to head over to Kenny's Pub in lagrange. I shot a good round (had five eagles and three birdies) so I was feeling pretty good. After a few beers, we wanted to watch the NCAA men's lacrosse regional semi-finals, but they didn't have it in their sports package, so one of my bros said we needed to go hit up this awesome sports bar and grill over in McCook. Said it was called All-stars. Couldn't believe I'd never heard of it before. So we grabbed an uber (don't drink and drive, you guys) and headed over there... First off, I pull up and outside under their sign it says "we back the badge" and they had the stars and bars with the "Blue Lives Matter" flag flying high...I knew I came to the right place. Walk in and we're greeted by the security team. Standup guys. They pat us down and had the wand out. Luckily, I wasn't carrying tonight because I knew I'd be tipping back more than a few, and when I do that, all bets are off. It was a Saturday, so there was a $10 cover, no big deal. Please note: this is a CASH-ONLY establishment. So make a stop at the ATM before (not sure what the fees were)... It was a crowded Saturday night. The babes were making their rounds. I'd say every one was at least a 7.5 (more on them later) So we're lounging, taking in the lacrosse game and I notice a couple tables of vatos mean-mugging each other. You could feel the tension, something was about to go down. A few minutes later, I see a couple of them squaring up with each other fisticuffs break out. One of them threw a chair across the bar, I caught it mid-air. Before you could even process it, the security team handled the situation with such swiftness, it would make Swayze blush. They dragged the guys outside, next thing you know the jukebox kicks back on and the remix to ignition is bumping over the speakers. You didn't even know anything happened. Hats off to the security team. I already sent a fax to Tom and told him whatever he's paying these guys, it's not enough. You can't put a price on the feeling of safety when you're at an establishment like this. I mentioned the babes earlier. They were all making their rounds. There was decent one with a bunch of tattoos. She had a real nice one that said "beautiful" going across her lower abdomen. She totally wanted me, but I'm just not into white girls that much anymore. Hottest girl in the place was this beautiful brown-skinned dime piece named Lauren. I decided to take her for a spin and spent some time in the "man cave" with her. The man cave is a room where you go for your "dance" with the girls. While you get your dance a bunch of other guys are getting their dance on with their girls. You see some interesting stuff. Anyways, Lauren and I really hit it off back there. I told her to drop it like it's hot and she did just that. I got her phone number and like six other girls I talked to that night, not a big deal. Also, best pizza in McCook. I've tried them all, but there's something about the pizza here that puts them head and shoulders above the competition. Me and the boys crushed about 4 pizzas during our 3-hour visit. I got home, took a quick shower to wash the smell of stripper off me, ripped a heater and called it a night.

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