Unbelievable. The painters would pour paint on each other and then wrestle in the driveway. I caught one painter drinking out of my dog's water bowl. I asked one guy how they mixed the paint, and he told me he uses his index finger. They were using toothbrushes to apply the paint. I wonder what they use to brush their teeth. One painter showed up in a monkey costume and he jumped around on my roof all day. I told him to come down, but he would only agree if I gave him a banana. Another time the painters would strip down to their undies and flex all morning. They were quite buff, I must admit. Sometimes the painters would ask for a glass of water, but I cleverly slammed the door in their faces. You gotta give these guys tough love. I had to call the fire department 6 times because of all the gasoline they would pour on my house and light, but other than that, it was the best paint job I've ever had. read more