Jesus. Where do I start? I was here Friday Night and I'm still thinking about it days later, so I…read morethink I'm due to leave these girls a review.
I met some old friends downtown, we hit Broadway, and honestly it was kinda boring, we were going through the motions. Everything has changed now. As we were leaving Legends we ran into some girls on the street passing out entry cards for Deja Vu. We laughed about it for a second, but decided why not, let's go. We don't get out much anymore, we've all got wives and families now, we only see each other a few times a year now, so we might as well make the most of it while we're out, right?
Let me preface this by saying I've been in night clubs like this before, maybe even this one years ago, (but I think it was in another location) and normally you know what you get with these places. Dark, seedy, weird, bad music, usually musty women with sores and bruises. That's been my experience in Nashville clubs over the years. So My expectations going in were low.
We get to the club, mingle about for a while. Meet a few girls. Some lookers. Some hooches. They don't sell beer here. It's BYOB. Ok. Wish I'd remembered that. Luckily the bartender at Legends had a heavy hand, so I'm feeling ok.
The strippers working the floor kept asking me to go upstairs. I did wonder what goes on up there, and they're persistent about it, but I declined. We just got there. I always walk the buffet first before I grab a plate.
The DJ made an announcement about a featured presentation about to begin. So we are right in time for the show. The spot is pretty full, not many seats open, except right up front, oddly enough. It's ok. We have some cash to burn, we can afford to throw a few bucks at single moms, so we took the spot up front.
The lights go out, the show starts, and a pair of the most beautiful women I've ever seen in my life take the stage. These women were definitely upgrades from last time I was here.
One is a white girl covered in Tattoos, very fit, body that turns heads. The other was a simply astonishing Latina, the kind that you only see in movies or in your dreams.
Ok. You have my attention ladies.
They begin dancing, it's a doubles routine, it's hot, they're shaking it, everything is going well, the clothes start coming off, and then it happened...
THEY LAID THE NAKED HOT LATINA DOWN ON A TABLE ON THE STAGE
THE TATTOO GIRL PULLED OUT A BAG OF WHIPPED CREAM AND CHOCOLATE SYRUP!!!
TATTOO GIRL WENT TO TOWN ON THE LATINA AND MADE HER INTO DESSERT!!!!
THERE WAS STRAWBERRIES AND CHERRIES AND AT ONE POINT A LIT CANDLE IN THIS GIRLS ASS!!!!!
SHE SMACKED THE WHIPPED CREAM OFF HER ASS INTO THE FRONT ROW AND IT HIT ME IN THE FACE.
I LIKED IT.
THEY WERE THROWING ASS FRUIT INTO THE CROWD AND PEOPLE WERE EATING IT UP WHILE THE DJ WAS BUMPING EMINEM.
THIS WAS TOTAL CHAOS AND MADNESS!!! THE WHOLE CLUB WAS SHAKING!!
In that moment, it was some of the best times of my life. It felt like we had walked into a scene from a movie. It was so crazy. Like how life was when we were younger. Before everything went sideways.
If we hadn't gone here, our night would have been a bust, and honestly, I don't know if I would have even bothered trying to do things again.
I HAD FUN!!! For the first time in a long time, I had fun.
We've talked about this for days. I don't get out much anymore, and I needed this.
Last Friday night was proof that fun crazy women like this really do still exist in the real world.
If this is what strip clubs are like in Nashville now, sign me up!
P.S. I can't pay my house payment until my next check now because I let them take me upstairs to VIP. I think I spent my car payment too. It's ok though. It was worth it!
Thank you Tattoo Chick and Whipped Cream Latina. Your stories will live on forever in our circle.
I would give them 6 stars if I could, just for making me feel alive again.