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    Kale Me Crazy

    4.0 (91 reviews)

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    Outdoor seating

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    Counter at kale me crazy, austin tx off of 620
    Anthony R.

    Healthy food, daily specials, and friendly staff. Great lunch spot if you're tired of over processed meals. Convenient and fast. Small interior but has places to sit outside.

    Keila B.

    The business owner personally knows me and my favorite order-- matcha rose latte. It was around the corner from my work office and it was favorite spot to unwind and relax. The staff was top notch from the service to the beverages and food made fresh and with such care. I'd recommend everything on the menu! I've known this chain from the original location in Atlanta, GA and I'll say this is my favorite location by far. The owner is doing something right here :)

    Crystal R.

    This was my first time trying and my partners first time eating in, but has ordered delivery multiple times. The guy taking our order was so nice. He read and explained the whole menu to me showing the favorites and really what all they had. There are lots of great options if you want sweet or savory. And this is a Great option for a healthy breakfast or lunch, but still packs a really good taste and flavor. I got the tuna wrap but modified it a bit because I'm picky :). It still had so much flavor and was very good. The kale chicken salad, was also great and he couldn't even eat the whole thing, so you get plenty of food. It's very very clean inside. Tables and bar top to sit at. They do have a few healthy drink options as well. They do not have soda, etc . They also have one option of chips.

    Greek salad with chicken
    Emma B.

    A very cute little spot to get a light, clean meal with some great smoothie options. The chicken pesto wrap was absolutely delicious but I think everything is a bit overpriced. Almost $14 for the wrap without any additional items seemed a bit over the top. And I was honestly still hungry after finishing it, so was a bit disappointed with how much I spent and lacking feeling full. It would've been nice to have chips, a side salad, or even a pickle wedge on the side included with the wraps price.

    Deluxe Acai Bowl
    Soseh P.

    The service was fast. It has a nice chill vibe to it. I ordered their deluxe Açaí bowl however the topping v. the amount of açaí you get isn't really proportional. I found myself eating just the açaí smoothie part at the end with no fruits or topping. That's the only thing i would say that they need to work on.

    Megan M.

    Went on morning not busy at all. Staff friendly and helpful. Received order within 5-10 minutes. The acai bowl was filling and refreshing.

    Kale Me Crazy has been one of my favorites. However, the produce hasn't been as fresh lately. Today I ordered lunch to go and when I got home, the avocado on my order was bad. I have a picture attached. It's really unfortunate, I thought better care was taken for the food their customers are consuming. In this day and age of food recalls, I hate to think food is going out the door and to their customers that isn't high quality. I hope to see this turnaround.

    Small bitter OJ :(
    Seleyna S.

    In response to the owner I eat chicken and I know a frozen processed breast piece when I see one. Pics speak a thousand words. I add a close up. I personally don't eat this type of chicken products due to the texture and lack of health benefits and I know may quick places serve it that's why I specifically asked you if it was breast meat. Very disappointing and my review stands.

    Veggie wrap and Go Getter smoothie!
    D J.

    I stopped by this place after work today! There was quite a bit of traffic on 620, but it was worth the drive. This was my first visit and I got the Go Getter smoothie and a vegan wrap. Both were delicious. All of the filling in the wrap was fresh and the kale was crisp! They also had lots of seating inside and out. I took my order to go but I'll definitely be back! Great service, too

    Tuna wrap
    Karen B.

    Fresh and so delicious.. I went to Kale Me Crazy in Atlanta and now here in Texas .. amazing food

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    Thank you Nancy for the great review! Hope to see you again soon!

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    3 years ago

    Friendly staff, great food, good vegan options. I would recommend trying this place. 10/10

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    Thank you for the great feedback!

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    Amazing food and green smoothie. Açaí bowls are super good. Green dream drinks are tasty. Staff is super friendly. Love this place.

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