After several weeks of trying to get a reservation at this Richmond hot spot, my fiancé and I were able to secure a seat for two at the bar for a Saturday evening. Of course I'm thinking, "This better be worth sitting elbow to elbow at a bar for some French food." Upon our arrival, we opened the front door, pulled back a heavily draped curtain, and were punched in the face with the coolest, quirkiest, most thoroughly enjoyable experience I've ever had at a Richmond eatery! If Lestat de Lioncourt had a favorite place to grub this would be it. As you enter, the dark mysterious interior is dotted with weird and fantastic artwork, sculpture, and stained glass. The gallery is full of clown portraiture that would make Pennywise proud. And keep an eye out for the little stuffed possum with the bespoke top hat--he's nestled next to the Nick Cave vignette. As we gleefully make our way to the bar area we're greeted with a nice and spacious corner seat--no elbow rubbing here, it's perfectly roomy. We take our seats and the eclectic sounds of French pop and 80's classics swirl around the air, putting a wax seal on the ambiance.
After only a few seconds we're greeted by Beth, a wonderfully energetic, and convivial guide through this dense atmosphere of art, music, and décor. She playfully inquires about our experience at L'Opossum, and we tell her we're virgins to the place (she promises a wonderful time). After some introductory banter we order a few cocktails; the Sherry Baby and the Laura Palmer. Both cocktails are smoky, tart, delicious, and heralding a great evening.
As our drinks are consumed we order several appetizers; the escargots with mini ham biscuits, and the radicchio salad topped with goat cheese. Incroyable! The little escargots are salty and savory and buttery, and the mini ham biscuits are flaky and melty and divine. The radicchio salad is beautifully balanced with bright tart acidity and creamy goat goodness, and the texture is crunchy and crisp. You know what's up when the salad is elevated, right?! Absolutely delicious!
Upon the appetizers being consumed we decide to really put our foot on the gas and indulge the hell out of ourselves. And under the approving sinful eye of Beth, we order the Swank Bank (lobster mac), the Beef Swellington (filet mignon), and the scallops with pork belly. I don't know what the French word for HOLY **** is, but my goodness, the food was soooo over the top great! The lobster mac was gooey, silky, and full of lobster meat and flavor. The filet was perfectly seared and was buttery tender. The scallops and pork belly were a fantastic salty duo playing on top of a bed of decadent cheddar grits. Etonnant!
At the bitter end of this holy entrée course, we offer up our souls to gluttony and order the Chocolat en Flambe and the Lavender-Limoncello Creme Brulee. The desserts are delivered to us by Virgil (aka Beth), our guide through Dante's infernal decadence tour. Beth lights the chocolat en flambe with rum 151 in a way I can only describe as a Puritan gleefully lighting a witch on fire--it's dramatic, fun, and a frenzy for the senses. As for the desserts themselves, wow! Now beware, the chocolat is dense and powerful. You have to be a true worshiper of cacao to even begin this ritual of chocolate--it's that intense and orgasmic. The lavender-limoncello brulee is exceptional! The creme is light and delicate, and the hints of herb and citrus hit the right subtle notes--it's a wonderfully deft brulee!
By the end of this journey through space and time, we ended up spending about $450 for 4 cocktails, 1 medium priced bottle of wine, 2 apps, 3 entrees, and 2 desserts. Certainly not a pedestrian order, but you get the picture--it's expensive. BUT, the food is plentiful, so you're not being scammed by small plates.
Here's the deal...this place is worth your time and money. The atmosphere is a feast for the eyes and ears, and the service is impeccably genuine and professional. After eating at this quirky, whacky, alternate dark dimension of culinary tricks and treats I felt like I needed church. It's arguably THE most wonderful trip for your five senses in Richmond. Go now and go fast! read more