These folks are absolutely one of the oddest "businesses" that we have ever encountered. They…read morewon't give me a price for a printer, they won't let me take over a lease, they have zero flexibility and in general .. they are not responsive and have no sense of customer service. Chastity has been our contact and and if you get the opportunity to work with anyone else .. take it. Happy to be closing out this chapter and looking forward to a new partner going forward.

Before we spoke to the guys at AOT, we had a copier in our office that I bought at a flea market in…read moreAlabama in 1997. I think it was a Compaq or something. It was pretty cool and all but every third page it would randomly print out a page from a Redbook article someone copied one time back in 2011 from our lobby. I guess Redbook is cool and all but I really am well informed on Angelina Jolie's makeup routine from Tomb Raider after having seen it so many times. (incidentally, this is back when she was hot and not a ghoul) So anyway, the yellowish-beige Compaq scanner thing we had wasn't doing an adequate job of copying Suzie from the mail room's buttcheeks because there was a line down the page every time and we got sick of it. Also it was doing a terrible job of businessing when we print spreadsheets and emails out to save the environment. I mean, have you ever tried to zoom in on a spreadsheet when you print it out and it's all pixelated and then there's a blurry smear from Suzie's buttcheeks (gah she needs to shower I hate that chick) and you can't read the depreciation figure from the q3 2004 p&l? Unacceptable. She does that EVERY DAY after taking a few pulls from that Jim Beam flask she thinks we don't know about in her drawer. So anyway, we hit the Yellow Pages and called all of the copier companies in the book. I kept asking for a new Compaq fax machine and they all laughed at me. But when I got AOT on the phone they were great. I mean, I had a hard time getting through the automated attendant because my rotary phone didn't really work right. I pressed 9 and then it was all CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK but finally I got through. They came out to our office and removed the old Compaq machine (they were wearing gloves - have I mentioned Suzie needs a shower?) and then they replaced it with a badass new Compaq copier*. Plus we were able to get Suzie to take a damn shower because when she copied her buttcheeks all of the, er, issues were in clear 4k color glory so we were also able to clear up her hygiene issues which was nice. And spreadsheets are sharp, clear, and glorious. Who knew Comic Sans looked so great in high definition??? Highly recommend AOT 10/10 for copiers and other office machines along these lines. Which is a way higher Yelp rating than boating, which is a terrible financial decision. 0/10 on boating, would not recommend and Yelp will certainly continue to hear about Bass Pro Shops from me. *They TOLD me it was Compaq and I was excited but it was really a Kyocera with a lot of buttons and screens on it, but they taped a Compaq logo on it so I felt better.