O-K, I need to vent and let you know what's up with the Logan.
Attended a showing of 'Lincoln' a few days ago. Thought I'd hit the Logan after reading a glowing article in the Chicago Reader. The new owner's put in a lot of T & E (time & effort) into the decor, there's a little bar area and a nearby room with comfy-looking chairs (I looked but did not sit, sorry). The requisite posters and antique movie equipment display are kewl. Nothing beats real film running through a projector with Carl Zeiss lenses. Sigh.
First, it LOOKS great. Totally new interior. It's what's called a triple, I think. The huge old cavern that was the Logan (...anyone remember making out in the darker places in theatres? or do couples not do that nowadays? pity! it's sooo much fun.. and edumactional, too!) No more amber waves of patrons or spacious skies with twinkly stars. It's a byegone era, too bad you missed it, kids!
The staff (counter and ticket-taker girls, both cuuuute) were pleasant, friendly and helpful. The Secnior Citizen ticket should be about 2/3 the price....
That's just the miscellaneous. Here's the tally-sheet:
1. GOT to agree with the person who said the sound was funky; too much volume on the effects, not enough for the dialog. I think they have the connections bass-ackwards, OR someone needs to do an EQ-and-balance in each of their theatres with a decent pink-noise generator and suitable gear. Humph. Very disappointing.
2. Noise sources: Hmm, sat in the middle of the theatre so the booze-loving folks didn't bother me (or this particular crowd preferred Coke), BUT.. the heating system (forced-air, I bet) was Very detectable. It should be silent as the grave. Came on periodically during the film, making it Very difficult to hear the already too-
3. Lighting problems: I forget but I thought Chicago was up-to-speed on muting the EXIT signs in blue rather than via a 75-watt incandescent bulb. 25 watts is sufficient, Mayor, for -both- the front and back-of-the-theatre signage.
There's a nice runway effect lighting system so's you don't stumble. Great, exCEPT.. believe it or not it emits enough upwardly-directed Orange light to be distinctly observable in the center 1/4 of the (too small, poorly placed) screen. Light the -floor-, guy, not the screen, eh?! That's the projector's job. [I verified this post-movie by blocking the bulbs / LEDs at the front of the theatre under the screen. Yep. DEFinally that's the deal.]
Speaking of light, here's a term you prolly won't know, but I'll explain it... Digital or film, I don't care, you need 100% more 'arc'. As in MORE LIGHT on the screen (and maybe more reflective screens as well). "Lincoln" is a dark movie in that most of it takes place INdoors; the White House surely was a somber place, lit by kerosene and candlelight. Very drab. Depressing, even. More light, more lumenosity, more juice, call it what-you-will, what they've got is just not sufficient.
4. OK, getting to the REAL important stuff, now.. .the concession counter.
Ahem. As an ex-concessionaire back-in-the-day, well.. we did it differently.
Mainly, back then you could actually get popcorn that was buttered with REAL butter, not genuine imitation butter-flavored topping. Not only -that-, but, gee!,
it was HOT! As in 165 degrees, maybe, so it'd be hot when you got to your seat and be hot after you'd spent five minutes making out with your date. Or someone else's date. Or a complete stranger. Whatever. These days, even in places like Evanston, Elk Grove Village.. the popcorn is a) NOT hot and b) NOT very good. At all. I think it's a comprehension thing., many restaurants have the same problem, heating food sufficiently so that it's hot when it hits your table, booth or counter and then your mouth. Cold / warm food which should be hot is NOT acceptable.
Also importantly, we sold the same stuff you see now. I like DOTS (this is not a paid advertisement, OK?) but I have a strange quirk.. I like them to be fresh and chewy, not stale, tasteless and dentist-friendly. Also NOT acceptable.
5. Finally (?), there's this other thing they didn't design very well there. It's called proper ventilation / ducting for the popcorn machine.
The entire lobby as well as the comfy-chair lounge was permeated with unpleasant left-over popcorn oil odors. Ahem. Zero stars.
6. Oh, one more thing, a question: when you put the piping in for the washrooms, did you remember to insulate the pipes? I think not. I waited over five minutes for the hot? water to hit a temperature above 40 degrees....
7. Ooops, almost forgot (well, not really..). The lighting in the Men's washroom would be less irritating were the sconces inverted rather than directing the light from the CFDs downward.
That's all. For now, anyway.
Of COURSE I'm going back. That usher who directed me to the correct theatre was AWfully cuuuuute.... [EG!] read more