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    Mean Burger

    4.7 (163 reviews)
    ModerateBurgers
    Open 11:00 am - 8:00 pm

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    Good for groups

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    Fried Egg Burger and onion rings
    James D.

    Man, this was an amazing burger and the shakes were very good as well! The service was fast and friendly. There are about 12 tables in the restaurant with a couple TVs. It is a very good experience start to finishI will definitely be back when I am in town.

    Fries
    T V.

    A good solid burger! Good options with a variety of things to try. The flavor was on point, juicy with lots of fillings. The service was nice and friendly and the place looked like a burger joint. It could have used a little more decor but overall good vibes and food.

    Mean Bacon Burger
    Melissa E.

    - Very clean - Simple patriotic decor - great burger if you like them thick! Great flavor - Cajun fries and chocolate milkshake went great - front cashier was less than excited to see us, very unenthusiastic

    Cheeseburger

    Everything's good here.. fresh meat hamburgers,real bread (not Whataburger fall apart in your hands buns), fresh cut veggies,(not pre cut and out of a bag) made to order burgers.. he's doing everything right and it's a Mean Burger

    Chili Relleno Burger (look at that cheese!!!!). Sooooo good!!!
    David N Jess B.

    The food is 5 out of 5, amazing!! No lie, this place is not hype. The buns do not stand up, and while this is usually a fail, these buns add a lot of flavor to the burger, causing us to overlook the softer bun. Both our burgers were incredibly good (the Baja Burger and the Chili Relleno burger)!!!! I'd give the food an 11 out of 10 if possible. Our one legit knock is that the ranch is not homemade (kinda like hidden valley, if you're a ranch person). They'll customize anything. The staff were very friendly and helpful. Met the owner, very cool and personable. The place is quiet with music not too loud. The floor is a little greasy, so you know the kitchen is doing things right, lol, but it's overall clean. Bathroom is unisex, surprisingly very clean. Overall, I see how this place got its name; they make a MEAN burger!!!

    John R.

    The burgers are worth taking a detour for. Service is great too. They do a great job in taking your order to be sure you get any modifications in for the fixings the various versions come with. The place itself feels like a typical strip mall experience. Is it the best burger I have ever had? Probably not, but it is still a Mean Burger. I would pass on the sweet tea they had in a bottle. Way too much sugar, and I think that alone is why they remind you to shake it before opening -- yes, I think it has enough sugar to be settling to the bottom!

    Mean Hawaiian Burger sans ham and Cajun fries
    Ebony L.

    A simple, straight to the point burger joint. Plenty of seating and tables; no grass walls here, folks. I love pineapple on burgers so the Hawaiian was right up my alley. The ham seemed like a bit much so I declined. Food came out fast and I was greeted by a pleasant face. The burger was really good, cooked appropriately and not dry. Fries were hot out the oil and seasoned to perfection. There's a ton of options so I'm sure everyone can find something. There was a steady flow of customers and I understand why.

    Mean Avocado Burger in a bowl
    Grant B.

    This was an absolutely wonderful experience! We are from Florida had asked an employee at the airport for good places to eat between the airport and Conroe. She immediately said Mean Burger. And we were not disappointed. Our kids said it was hands down the best burger they had ever had. Cooked to perfection with fresh ingredients and very well priced! They even have options to make a bowl if you can't do the bun. The staff were kind and accommodating. This is a must go if you are in the area! Don't let the strip mall location fool you, you will be glad you stopped in. Oh and the sweet potato fries and onion rings were fantastic! Thank you for a great meal!

    Mean 'Al Pastor' Burger
    Lauren B.

    Best burger I have ever had hands down. The people are so nice and the food came out very fast. I went with my family and we each got something different, but everything was amazing. The restaurant and bathrooms are clean and stocked. Highly recommend!

    Mean Shroom Burger
    Ash T.

    I ordered the Shroom Burger and it was perfection. The fries were hot and crispy, just the way they should be. Service was also a solid 10/10. I'll definitely be coming back!

    Was supposed to be a cowboy burger
    Rebecca M.

    Awful.....lost loyal customer. Food seemed old. not to order. when I called owner hung up in my face twice. and no I wasn't arguing. just reviewing receipt and order. will post pics of dry poorly made burgers.

    Angela Q.

    I ordered online for pickup. I had an errand to run before picking up. My food was ready as promised. The burger was a smashed burger with a spicy sauce. It was like an old fashioned burger from back in the day. The bun was toasted in the middle and the toppings were plentiful. I had to cut it in half and couldn't finish it. I asked for medium well, it was cooked longer but it was fine. I could have used more spicy sauce on the burger too. The garlic fries were very good and flavorful. I enjoyed my meal and will go back. The packaging was nice and the guy at the counter was very pleasant.

    Mean BBQ Burger and Mean Garlic Cajun Fries
    Brett N.

    Why 5 stars? Because it perfectly hit the burger spot I needed. --- --- --- I was scouting indoor playgrounds in the region that I hadn't taken my son to yet and found one in Deerbrook Mall. The next thing I did was figure out where to eat in the area and Mean Burger was located practically next door (give a few hundred or thousand feet). I was really excited about the menu because pretty much all of the burgers and fries looked great. I opted for the Mean BBQ Burger, but held the mustard. I typically gravitate to BBQ burgers, but this one was a little different. Rather than just having BBQ sauce, it had what was described as almost a BBQ pico-like sauce with chopped beef mixed in. It was delicious. Messy, but delicious. The fries were also great. There are a ton to choose from and I opted for the Mean Garlic Cajun Fries. These were ideal because I love the flavor of garlic, but hate when things are caked so heavily in garlic that you taste it all day. This was right in that happy medium. After the meal, while waiting for my extremely slow eating son to finish, I was looking up coffee spots nearby, but then I happened to see a little sign at the register that said they sold coffee here! Amazing. I sipped on that while the kiddo ate his grilled cheese. I also probably interacted with 4-5 different staff members here and all of them were so nice and helpful. I'm sure that's a huge reason that the ratings are so great here, but it certainly doesn't hurt that the food is awesome too!

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    3 years ago

    Great burger place, the service was good and the fries. I recommend this place for anyone in the Humble area

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    3 years ago

    Great service and a good burger. The server was super Cil helpful and friendly. Will definitely go again.

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    3 years ago

    Very good food and friendly service. I love the burgers and fries. Highly recommended

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    4 years ago

    Everything was so fresh and soo good, a lot of options and the people were super nice even helped with recommendations

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    2 years ago

    Just flew into Texas and randomly stopped here for a quick dinner. YUM! Great burgers, perfect fries, impeccable service.

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    3 years ago

    The Bleu Cheese Bacon Burger with sweet potato fries is everything!!! The customer service is always very friendly.

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    3 years ago

    I have been here quite a few times and they always have a good customer service friendly and their food is really good

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    4 years ago

    Best burger in town !!!!! Buns are amazing and the costumer service the best ... always frash always good

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    3 years ago

    I have tried multiple burgers from here and they have all been to die for. 10/10 these are the best burgers I have ever had.

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    4 years ago

    The best mushroom burger I've had! Can't wait to try the other burgers. Their service was super fast.

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    4 years ago

    This was definitely worth the stop and try. Good, hot, big and juicy burger. The service was excellent.

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