Tucked next to the Becks and out of sight off of Westheimer, it's a small classy dive bar with a cool owner in Louie and some nice bartenders. As you walk in, you'll be greeted by the 70's/80's/90's bar music of rock/disco and chessboard floor pattern. Then you get your drink order from one of the many pleasant bartenders (or Louie) and sit either inside or outside and think to yourself you're the luckiest person in the world. So they specialize in three things: cocktails/liquors, cigars, and patio seating. When you combine all three of those, it's the perfect bar. Cocktails such as ol fashions and cape cods are plentiful here. I also appreciate they do a new york sour here which is an underrated cocktail. Cigars are sold here too and they have cutters and plenty of torch lighters to spark them up. Outside on their patio deck has plenty of seating with some of those heaters in case you houstonians can't handle the cold. Only gripe is I wish they had a larger wine selection as they only have bordeuax or a red blend. Not sure if they serve white wines either. But there's wine bars for that. You're here for the hard stuff or a quick beer, maybe a cigar, and definitely a peace of mind. That's what keeps me coming back! read more

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We always enjoy our visits here, which don't happen often enough. There is a small parking lot which we tend to be lucky in getting the last spot every visit. Theres a beautiful patio and a small amount of seating inside. The bartenders are always super friendly and welcoming. Every cocktail has been crafted expertly and is perfection. No food but is next to becks prime if you're feeling like a burger. read more

Cool, intimate bar. Much smaller than what I envisioned however, it serves it's purpose. We ordered a couple of drinks, Long Island iced tea and what I think was called Dirty Down South or something like that lol. Greatest aspect of this spot is the outdoor seating area. Very relaxing and if you want food you can order from Becks which is right next door. Will return!! read more

Muldoon's the Patio - Long Island - Pubs Near Me - Houston, Texas

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The drinks were good and the patio is nice, but we came in with a small puppy in a crate on the patio and they told us we were not allowed to have pets on premises. Now, the sole reason we came here was the pets friendly tag on Apple and Google Maps. So they should maybe clear that up with Apple and Google and get the "Pets Welcome" tag removed. read more

The bartender dude last night is a piece of sh1t, rude a55 hole. gave me attitude just for trying to order my drink, he's a short guy who thinks he's big that's what I remember about him. read more

I lived next door and took my dog for a walk, and I wanted a drink, so I came in. My first impression was a man making the STOP sign and saying "WE DONT'T ALLOW DOGS IN THE WHOLE PREMISES!" in a very RUDE way!!!! Ok... This is my first time bringing my dog here, but there are ways to express your rules; which I respect. But, I would appreciate a more friendly way of saying, " you and your dog can walk back home because you're not welcome here", or at least, that's how I felt it. I love this place and will be back, but please train your staff to be the best. read more

My bf & I have been coming here for like 2 1/2 years now. They have really nice drinks/ tasteful drinks. Every time my boyfriend wants a really good old fashion we come here. We do not come here all the time because the prices but I do believe their drinks are quality drinks. The manager Louie is amazing! We came for the first time in like 6 months & he still remembers us & what we ordered. Great hospitality. The inside is small; has a bar along the inside with like maybe 5-6 tables. The outside patio is a lot bigger & it's super nice & relaxing. Also they do not serve food. read more

Muldoon's the Patio - Old fashion - Pubs Near Me - Houston, Texas

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I love this spot. Best Old Fashioned in the city. My guy Louie is the best! Definitely enjoyed the patio.

small bar tucked off of Westheimer beside a becks prime and a library. Highly recommend their Charlie Chaplin as your first drink, then follow it up with one of the best old fashions you'll have in Houston. Definitely bring a large party of folks or your dog, maybe a just few pals or a date. read more

Horrible bar. Extremely rude staff. No wonder it was completely dead at 9:30 on a Friday night. Maybe fix yalls pet friendly tag online before having a meltdown over a puppy in a crate. Id rather drink my used engine oil than go back. read more

I kind of didn't want to write a review for this place. It's one of my favorites little getaways and well kept secrets. Tucked away next to Beck's Prime, is a chill spot for the perfect quiet night. Nestled beneath the might oak canopy and lights, sits a small bar unassuming bar with a lovely soft lit patio. While I myself, am not an aficionado of spirits, my friend is. They have a nice selections. There are a few bar seats and tables available, but otherwise the seating is mostly outside, which is okay because of their gorgeous patio. Excellent spot for a night cap. The bartender Louie is very friendly and knowledgeable about his spirits. Nothing but great experiences, and I'll return again and again. read more

What an awesome spot! Great for cigar lovers and for patio lovers! Staff is so incredibly kind and welcoming! I recommend ordering the dirty south side--so refreshing. My friend and I visited on a Friday night and it wasn't crowded at all and we thoroughly enjoyed the patio with the lights and music. read more

Muldoon's the Patio - Dirty southside on the patio! - Pubs Near Me - Houston, Texas

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The bar has a great outdoor patio and is walkable from many townhomes but the reason they get one star is because they are not dog friendly which is something I value from a bar that is majority outdoors. read more

My spot to hide and sip on Old Fashion cocktails. Leo is the top mixologist in the area. Great back area patio and small interior to sit inside. This is more of an industry hang out. I used to think this was a bad thing. Its a big win though because everyone here understands personal service. I will continue to go here every chance I get. You can come here for the beer and wines, but more so for the spirits that you can not find other places. Cheers read more

Muldoon's the Patio - Old fashioned baby!!! - Pubs Near Me - Houston, Texas

Lamest, stale bar on this side of town. No menu, no class, inexperienced bartenders, shabby decor, poor service.

Nice patio, tiny bar that fills up quick. Zero TVs (Which I like) good old fashions and cocktails in general. This place has been around a long time and has been a consistent low key spot. Location is great, great staff. I think it's better to come here with friends because of the small bar. This place reminds of somewhere only locals would know about for some reason even though it's no secret. I think the place falls into the category of beginning or ending of the night type of place. read more

The service and staff were incredible! They give a very nice small town everyone knows each other vibe. They have plenty of seating between outside and inside, the make the drinks at a good balance not too strong or too weak, and the beer and other prices are very reasonable. read more

Muldoon's the Patio - Front entrance - Pubs Near Me - Houston, Texas

My friends and I LOVE muldoons. It's a small hole in the wall bar but the vibes inside are so chic and cute and the staff??? 10/10 amazing personalities and so sweet. This is also the only bar I know that serves you drinks, so you don't have the wait around the bar. Great place to stop to grab a drink after work and just to decompress after a long day. The drink selections are basically endless. I HIGHLY recommend you stop by! read more

Muldoon's the Patio - Bar area - Pubs Near Me - Houston, Texas

Best neighborhood bar hands down, order the dirty south side and the bar manager Louie is the best read more

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I really enjoyed this very interesting place. It has a great patio and ambiance to it among the old oak trees. The drinks are great, but it is a small bar with little parking. However, I believe almost everyone will enjoy their time there, especially on the patio. Louie has been there for a long time and is very accommodating with making drinks not on the menu. There is no food there but you can purchase food from the restaurant next door and bring it over. read more

Amazing service! Get the south side - their house drink. It is amazing! You can also get it spicy and dirty. Great atmosphere with a good vibe. read more

Muldoon's the Patio - Pubs Near Me - Houston, Texas

What a chill, lovely place for a drink. Sat under that giant oak tree sipping gin & tonics & philosophizing with a friend... it doesn't get better. Wait staff very friendly & drinks were priced right! read more

Muldoon's the Patio is tucked away on the corner of Westheimer and Augusta next to Beck's Prime. It's a small bar with only a handful of parking spots so it's easy to miss. It's a hidden gem. I came in on a Saturday night with a couple friends. The inside isn't very large. It's narrow but there are several table tops where you can sit. I went with one of their craft cocktails and it was great. Service was friendly. The best part is their nice patio. It was a little too chilly while we were there so we stayed indoors but I'll have to return when the weather's nice. read more

Cute bar/patio atmosphere! Very friendly staff and great drinks! Try the dirty south side. Very tasty. read more

Muldoon's the Patio - Dirty Southside - Pubs Near Me - Houston, Texas

This is a great outdoor sitting area gem! Its a great find! I found this through a collection and am so happy we went there. Except for all the cigar smokers, this was a great experience. Great bartenders, friendly, seems like a neighborhood place. Right next to Becks Prime so you can order there and drink from the bar. They share the outdoor space. read more

As a guest in town for just a couple nights you can't ask for better cocktails, drinks and company a short walk from the hotel scene around Gallaria. Louis, the bartender at Muldoon's of Houston hooked me up with a Last Word that reminds me of Bryant's of MKE Ray-gun, though the Word features mezcal. A slow night so he sat out with me to tell the story of the 400 year old oaks. read more

Muldoon's the Patio - Patio - Pubs Near Me - Houston, Texas

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I've frequented here a few times and don't really have any complaints nor anything to rave about except that I can see why everybody seems to find here a comfortable bar when the whether is nice and you can sit under the tree. My favorite thing to order here is the Blue Moon because the bartender has the decency to place an orange wedge in the bottle whilst it seems that everybody else do not practice this or just don't have the citrus delight. Was not expensive here I think it was maybe $4 for the Blue Moon. I came here a few months ago when it was a little chilly outside and they had the outside heaters on, the one that stand about 8 feet in the air fed by propane. Inside, noisy! But it's a bar but just that the layout of the floor and walls have everything one says inside seem to bounce off everywhere and amplify. Bartender was pretty friendly, helpful and wasn't snobbish about anything I ordered. Wish they had food here. read more

Muldoon's the Patio - Pubs Near Me - Houston, Texas

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I've been coming here for about a week and god damn this place is awesome. Kim and Louie know what they're doing and make you feel at home. Louie is a an awesome guy and great to talk to. He has been running the joint for 6 years I believe and he does an awesome job. I'm new to town and am glad to have finally found a place to call home. Looking forward to becoming a regular and watching this bar thrive. read more

Muldoon's the Patio - Raspberry stout, I also recommend the dirty southsider. Don't forget they are famous for old fashions. - Pubs Near Me - Houston, Texas

Great place for cocktails and smoking cigars on the patio. Always great service and good times here.

I am a regular due to the fact that I live in the area. Typically, Muldoon's has a great atmosphere with satisfying music. It is a great neighborhood bar. Louie and his co-tender are always exceptionally nice and charming. However, I went there today and had a terrible experience with one of the bartenders. She seemed new; I made this assumption based on the fact that I have not seen her working there before. She was a bit snobbish when I asked if Louie would be working after I realized she had a terrible disposition and poor attitude. I left immediately without getting her name. I called to ask for names but no one answered the phone. I'll be back but from now on, I would ONLY recommend Louie! He's a great guy who understands the service industry very well. read more

The place has a nice patio but is not pet friendly. The server was nice about it and I have nothing bad to say about him, it's not his choice. But owner should reconsider the decision to not allow well-behaved pets on that large patio. Until then, I won't be back. read more

Muldoon's! I'll start by saying Louie is simply the best person you could care to meet. His drinks are amazing / consistent, he's a people person, and remembers everyone's name/drinks. I was introduced to this place by a friend, but I'll keep coming back just to shoot the shit with Louie. Cheers Louie! read more

Came here for a drink and cigar, left with a new favorite bar. First things first, Louie is THE FREAKING MAN. So I came here to kill some time with a cigar and drink. Upon arriving Louie greeted me and I told him exactly that. Starting off he actually recommended another cigar lounge where I can explore a bigger variety of options for cheaper. I truly appreciate someone that doesn't want to price gouge me as they do serve cigars there, but are pricey. Not only that, he said first round of drinks is on him! So I did exactly that, grabbed a few cigars, and came back to enjoy them with a drink. It was a warm but semi-overcast breezy day so perfect day to enjoy the outside. I was in the mood for something refreshing so I asked for a Moscow mule. Louie actually ended up recommending me try his very own drink called the Dirty South Side (something along those lines). That was fire! I enjoyed that drink so much I literally let him pick the next 3 drinks for me. No clue what they were called or what was in them, but NONE of them disappointed. Absolutely delicious and refreshing. Louie you have earned yourself another loyal customer. Can't wait to come back! read more

I'm only giving this place that many stars because of the patio and how it USED To have good mix of lounge music. The female bartenders have ZERO personality! They act like they being bothered to do their job when the place is empty. WAY expensive too. read more

So I decided to try somewhere new for a smoke and a awesome bar experience. I was greeted when I arrived set outside to enjoy a smoke. I have been told by a patron that the known drink at this bar is "Old Fashioned". So far so good. The spots closes at 2 am. It's a great duck off chilled spot. I shall be back. read more

Muldoon's the Patio - "Old Fashioned" it's what they are known for at Muldoon's. Best drink I have had. - Pubs Near Me - Houston, Texas

I've been coming to this place since conception. Excellent vibe, unbelievable outside patio, and Louie. What else can you ask for? read more

Great little hidden gem that I frequent when I'm in Houston. I hate to tell others about this place because it is a very laid back setting where you can enjoy a cigar and a cold beer amongst friends. Not crowded and very cozy. The way Ilike it. The owner is super cool and the staff is always friendly. So please stay away.. lol. I like my little secret place. read more

Staff was wonderful!! We loved how personable our bartender was and how comfortable the environment felt.

This bar is incredible! Great conversation, great people, great drinks. The first time we came I fell in love and i will always come back. Ask for a dirty south side or an old fashioned they are both amazing! The patio is such a vibe! read more

This bar is located off of a Augusta and Westheimer Rd. I was actually quite surprised that this bar was empty on a Sunday night. It's a pretty small bar with the small parking lot. Small enough where I feel like I can put my bedroom furniture in there. This was around 8 o'clock that I went and it was completely empty. The only people that were there was my friend and I. And he was there before I even got there. By the time we left three people came into the bar and that was about it. Not the bartender was a young lady with short hair and brunette and she was really nice constantly checking on us to make sure if we had everything we needed and were okay. I felt bad because it wasn't much business for her. I didn't really care for the drinks too much with the flavors however I guess it was okay. I would have preferred a frozen margarita however they don't have frozen drinks and no sangrias. There was a drink menu that was very small and some of it was written up on a chalkboard. The restroom was really clean. I wouldn't really care to come here again. It wasn't lively at all. i read more

Muldoon's the Patio - Completely empty on a Sunday night around 8 PM - Pubs Near Me - Houston, Texas