Leaving a review for the safety for those (especially females) who may get scammed by the website for this place You pay in advance to come to a house that hasn't seen landscaping since before COVID, with a metal ramp that enters you into a very unhygienic home of an old man who is unkempt, has some sort of medical condition and has poor balance with odd trinkets all over the house. He was personally going to massage and although the appt was for two people the other masseuse "Fran" was supposedly driving from 30 min away. I did get a glimpse of the room that we were going to get a massage that looked like old dirty towels lining the bed. We had fool view of the kitchen that had piles and piles of dirty dishes, my friend used the bathroom that she stated it was not cleaned for years. We were able to make some excuse (about an incense he turned on while we were sitting in a circle waiting for "Fran") and leave the premise. This is not a massage place. Dirty. Creepy. Unhygienic read more

This is a SCAM as noted by previous customers. We paid for a couples massage and the only person that was there was this creepy guy named Bruce that could barely stand on his two feet. Has you pay in advance because he knows the second a client walks in they get turned off and creeped out. This is not like the website described or looks. Totally shady, not kosher...wouldn't trust this guy to touch my dog. House was dirty, and only one masseuse for a couples massage??? Do not pay this guy in advance....see what you are walking into first and you will walk right out! No services provided and no refunds for complete bait and switch! Buyer beware this is a scam. read more

The place was totally dirty and Bruce had no idea what he was doing . My wife had a nice massage but I was totally unsatisfied with the couple's massage we got . The place looks nothing like the website so your warned . read more

We tried to book a massage with this place, and it was so incredibly difficult that we finally called them. Through a series of texts, we got confirmation. Then today, the day of our appointments, we've been told that our appointments were never properly scheduled because we did not pay in full in advance. I have gone to spas and massage therapists around the world, and I have never once been asked to pay in full in advance. These people are either rip off artist or complete idiots. Either way, the way they do business is not kosher. Don't trust them. read more

I get a lot of massages and I've gotten them at some pretty swanky hotels and spas. This is not a swanky spa, but the massage is honestly one of the best I've ever had. Absolutely incredible. My wife and we're so happy we went. read more

Bruce was able to accommodate my request for a last-minute couples massage. Bruce and Carmela were wonderful! This was the best massage my husband and I have ever had! Both Bruce and Carmela were able to work out our knots and found areas we didn't even realized were tense. At the end, we were both fully relaxed. We will absolutely visit again when we're next back in Greenport. read more

OH, WHAT A MASSAGE THERAPIST! Bruce Berger is a massage therapist in Greenport, NY. Bruce is skilled in Eastern and Swedish massages. Bruce has an empathetic awareness of his clients needs, wants, motivations, and goals; and this enables Bruce to give a nurturing and healing massage which is invigorating and relaxing. Bruce has a clear communication approach and a positive attitude. His clients appreciate his skill and optimistic demeanor. We have been using Bruce's skills for more than eight years and he has worked with my mom for two years beginning at the age of 100; he has also worked with my husband who is now 84; and he has worked with our grandchildren who are in their twenties. Bruce can be reached at bruce@ohwhatamassage.com 631 477-2006. read more