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    Teariffic Cafe

    4.0 (192 reviews)
    Open 11:00 am - 8:30 pm

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    Casual
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    Moderate noise
    Good for kids

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    Matcha milk tea (non-dairy)
    John B.

    Chinese is in short supply in Southern Maryland. This place is in a weirdly hidden location within the shopping center, kind of behind Thai Inter. I tried it hoping that it would have something a bit more interesting than standard American Chinese. On the drink side, I liked their options. The matcha milk tea had a pretty serious green flavor. They say it's non-dairy milk, but they don't say which one (Soy? Coconut? Almond?) and I couldn't tell, but it worked. The food was not overly exciting. Ordering vegetarian meant getting tofu with a choice of sauce. The hot and spicy sauce I asked for was available in two versions which they explained to me as being either just tofu or tofu with mixed vegetables. I was glad I got the vegetables; the cabbage and peppers and onions mixed things up nicely. It was very crispy deep fried tofu, but the sauce was pretty basic; sweet, savory, and just a hint of heat. It was fine but it certainly wasn't memorable. The dumplings were a bit better; I always like green-colored veggie dumplings, and these were green inside as well as outside. The place offers a table of plastic utensils and self-serve water after one orders at the counter. It's pretty basic. The price was appropriate, and it may very well be the best Chinese for a long way around given that my old standby has closed, but I wasn't so much impressed as satisfied.

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    As a regular, everything has been great every single time. My personal favorite dish being the sesame chicken with lo mein. The food here is fresh and the staff are always nice.

    Flounder
    Alicia W.

    I ordered carryout today after not eating here for quite a few years. I've eaten here before and enjoyed it, but my husband is not a big fan of Chinese food so we don't get it often. We ordered the crab Rangoon, shrimp dumplings, kimchi, general Tso's shrimp, flounder and I ordered a matcha milk tea. The fried crab Rangoon's were very good. We didn't love the dumplings. I thought they tasted a bit fishy. They were also very small, and the portion was very small as well. There was something about the kimchi flavor I didn't care for, but I couldn't quite put my finger on what it was. The general Tso's shrimp was very good and a large potion. The shrimp were large and had just the right amount of batter. My husband really enjoyed the flounder and the portion was also very large. The milk tea was delicious. It had just the right amount of sweetness. No issues with service, the food was ready when they said it would be. I'm not sure if this is permanent but when I called they said they could only take cash. There was a lot of activity in the parking lot due to the new fast food restaurant that opened next door. It may be better to park in front of Famous Footwear.

    Teriyaki chicken on a stick with white rice.

    Don't go unless you have $$$CASH, they always say their credit card machine is down. Teriyaki Chicken on a stick had been extremely overcooked last 3 times I ordered. I asked them to be cautious with my order this time and they refused to serve me at all. The lady yelled at me and refused to serve me at all. They accused me of returning food several times. I am not one to complain unless I feel like the food is completely inedible. Only twice have I asked for a remake. Once they remade the food the other she refused and refunded the one item. Attached is photo of the overcooked chicken. I was humiliated in front of several customers. I had met friends and the lady continued to trash talk me to them after I walked out. Not sure if I'll go back. I'm disappointed because this used to be a favorite place for our family.

    This is a picture of NOT fried rice
    Megan H.

    I've never reviewed anything in my 41 years. But just wanted to give the next person heads up. I ordered Chicken Pineapple Fried Rice for $12 as take out. Took it home and to my surprise it was just white rice with frozen veg and chicken. Picture included

    Curried tofu which the cashier told me came with rice and broccoli but it's literally 75% onion, 20% tofu and 5% celery....

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    9 years ago

    The only Chinese food restaurant that doesn't make me feel ill after eating there. Love it! The food is so fresh and yummy

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    12 years ago

    First time to try them and all I can say is: OMG! This is so good! I had the Gluten free Vegetable Chow Mein. Yum!!!!!

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    11 years ago

    Good food, but you will leave hungry and tempted to stop at Taco Bell on the way out.

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    16 years ago

    The food is made fresh to order! Very delicious and reasonably priced. I will be going back again soon.

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    14 years ago

    Outstanding food and service. Relaxed atmosphere make this great for families!

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    12 years ago

    Absolutely love this place !!! The food is amazing and fresh! And the tea is perfect with great selection ! Favorite place ever!

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    My parents used to own a Chinese carry out, with a very similar menu, and we have not been able to…read morefind a Chinese carry out that competes until now. My parents have since retired, so I'm so shocked by how incredible every dish we got was. The only dish I wouldn't order again was the Singapore mei fun because it was a little watery. General tso chicken, chicken broccoli, twice cooked pork, and Sha sha chicken were incredible. I wish I lived closer so I could regularly come back here

    I came here specifically to support a small business. I ordered the Shrimp Lo Mein and Sesame…read moreChicken combination plates. Both come with fried rice and an egg roll. Overall: The two combos out the door were about $22 total. If the food had some more flavor I'd have really enjoyed it. It was more of just a good texture/good looking stomach filler. Icing on the cake, their fortune cookies have no fortunes in them haha! ZERO issues with customer service, wait time, or portion size...the food simply lacks flavor. Shrimp Lo Mein: Great texture and cooked well. It was moist but sadly flavorless. Decent ratio of shrimp/veggie/noodle. Needed to add soy sauce to this. Sesame Chicken: Looked great and tasted great. Zero complaints about this item. Fried rice (included with both combos, seen in pics): Fresh and good sized portion but lacking ingredients and flavor. It was just rice and onions. Not too oily, just wish there were some peas and carrots in it. Egg rolls (1 included with both combos, no picture): They were decent sized and full. About the size of a toilet paper roll. Inside was a mix of veggies and glass noodles. Flavorless, but if you put some of the Asian mustard packets on them they were great.

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