Absolutely delicious Boba shop with excellent service and some wonderful servers.
I decided to redo this review, because of all the excellent positive experiences I've had here in the months since I wrote it. But first, we'll start with a rap.
If you say Indonesia, I say BALI
If you say West Coast, I say CALI
If you say take your time, I'll dilly and DALLY
But if you want Milk Tea, try THE ALLEY
If you say Ulta, I say SALLY
If you say Sudan, I say MALI
If you say Total Fitness, I say BALLY
But if you want Deerioca, get it at THE ALLEY
If you like politics, go to a RALLY
If you like big boats, go to the GALLEY
When I post this review, I'll increase my TALLY
And when I want Boba, I go to THE ALLEY
Those were 3 good rap verses, this is the FINALE
I choose Ana De Armas, you can have HALLE
But we prefer a lot of plastic, so we live in the VALLEY
And we prefer the Boba here at THE ALLEY
WHAT
From the moment that I tried it up in Canada in 2019, The Alley has been one of my favourite chains for boba. I loved everything about it, from their wonderful milk tea - including the blueberry kind - to the amazing lime drinks, custard drinks (deerioca puff), and other delights.
The expansion across the USA has seen a drop in quality at many stores, but a lot of the drinks here at this Katy location are made excellently and the quality is wonderful, more like old-school Alley.
After my great experiences in the big C-A, I explored the American versions. First I tried the ones up in New York and it didn't go so well. It couldn't have been more different than Canada. In all honesty, the Montreal one wasn't so good either. The Ontario ones were the interstellar gold standard.
We were thrilled when they came down to Houston, and to find out that some of our fave people from Houston's Chinatown have moved over here and defected to a better, tastier, and friendlier environment, we were thrilled for them, even though for us it means we have to drive 4x as far to see them! Thankfully the Boba is well worth it!
To my horror, I've been back up to Canada to rediscover the magic of The Alley, and it has slipped significantly in standards up there too, which means Katy Alley is as good as any Alley in Canada these days, and hit the current Alley standards very admirably.
So sure, it's not the old school Alley that rocked the world. And a lot of my favourite drinks are gone from the menu. But this is a wonderful boba addition to Katy, to HTX, and to Texas.
And as I mentioned, because one of my favourite people in the world is a manager here (hi Tiff!), and she does an amazing job. The Alley must be smart, because if I opened a boba shop, that is exactly who I would ask to be the manager at my store too! They have other employees that are pretty friendly too. I recently learned that one of the top global spokespersons for both Disney and 5 Seconds Of Summer, Becca, also works here too. They're an unstoppable sister team that have brought Boba perfection to Katy.
I'm so glad they're here, and I'm glad I can come and get these products, even though I clearly still miss The Alley that I used to love so passionately and worship so loyally and rave about so fiercely, up in Canada. I guess I'll never taste those drinks again, those Deerioca Puffs and Assam Milk Teas and Lime Black Teas, from those happy 2019 memories. But these drinks are some of the best tasting drinks in greater HTX, so we come here basically every time we are in Katy, even if our dear friends are not working.
But really, Alley wanna do is invent a time machine and go back to 2019, so I can taste them again.
In other news they're renaming themselves in honour of actress Kirstie who just passed away. They'll be known as Kirstie's Alley. (RIP).
Now I have to go and investigate a different type of Alley, according to Barbi. So I'll be back in a few hours. read more