i like visions a lot. it's the anti-bourbon street strip club where the girls aren't junkies and…read morethe management isn't pimping them. i often go in the afternoons (friday or saturday) and look for a specific dancer (long black hair, big blue eyes, huge tattoo down her left side) who is as great a conversationalist at the seat next to you as she is dancing on the stage. and there IS a stage. with mirrors and poles in between the two bars which also serve as platforms for the girls to dance upon (as others have mentioned). the stage/bar setup is and interesting being a fan of the out-of-the-ordinary, i like it. i also like that this is a "locals" club. no drunken tourists and college spring break frat boys. the second time i visited, the bartender, joe, remembered me. same with the doorman. it's that kind of attention and attitude that makes me return. another good thing is that the club isn't filled with oversized t-shirt wearing thugs staring at the girls, texting bullshit to their dope customers, and not tipping because when the girl dances over to you at the bar, you have to give her a buck or two or you'll get kicked out. there are no booths or tables. it's a slick way to make money and if you're in a boobie bar, you shouldn't have any complaints about it, because that's what you're supposed to be there for. as a former employee of strip clubs, nothing gets the girls and staff more upset than guys who just sit and stare and nurse one warm beer. visions is a bit more lively than that. then there are the dance, vip and party rooms. recently the club changed some rules and prices for these services and without going into detail, i like it. from what i can tell, the girls make more money and dancers with money are happy dancers. (laughing!) finally, i went on my birthday and got five free drinks. seriously. five. its not really free because you ought to tip well, but sheesh, three bucks a beer at a boobie bar where strippers are kissing your cheeks and rubbing your freshly shaved head with their boobies? what's not to like? "a round for each of these lovely ladies, joe!" i've visited all the different rooms, all with the same dancer (mentioned above), and always get what i pay for and then some. having visited strip clubs from los angeles to tampa and phoenix to houston, it's easy to say visions is my favorite. for local new orleanians, it's worth the drive east over the high rise for these reasons and more.

I found this club to be very average on my run through the strip clubs in New Orleans. The club is…read morenice and in decent repair. The staff were all pleasant to my wife, friends a I. The drinks were reasonably priced but the waitress returning every few months felt at a tad high pressure. The girls were certainly attractive but their energy was very low. The dancing and my one lap dance felt very compulsory. The dancer I was really interested in was just on the other side of drunk and simply couldn't hold a decent conversation. Talking to drunk women can be rather annoying so I moved on. Which was too bad as she was super my type and several hundred dollars that would have been hers remained in my pocket. My wife and I didn't have a bad time here. But, we didn't have an unbridled good time either. Your mileage may vary but our experience was incredibly average.

This place was a fabulous bachelorette stop!…read more (First things first, the address on Yelp is incorrect. The correct address is 2731 Manhattan Blvd, Harvey, LA). It was about a 20 minute cab ride from the French Quarter. We went to the 7:30pm Saturday night show, and had a blast. The male dancers are extremely attractive, talented, and very good at what they do. Our group of 8 girls had a great time, and I got plenty of special attention as the bride to be! It was well worth the $20/person cover. The drinks were lacking (they had no soda water for a vodka soda, no wine, and no Diet Coke for a rum and diet)...but obviously, we didn't come for the drinks.

Also known as Joey's cabaret. Eloise will take your reservations and collect cash from you at the…read moredoor. If you're here for a bachelorette party, she's also the person who bakes all the "special" cakes. She's also more than 3/4 of a century young. I had low expectations since I've been to thunder down under a few years back and wasn't impressed. But here, everyone has a front row seat and everyone gets attention from the dancers. To sum it up,it was so much fun. I'm definitely squeamish so I kept my distance but I can't say the same for all the other ladies in the crowd. Each of the dancers possesses a distinct charm, including the owner and announcer Joey, who used to be a dancer himself. My complaints? No bottle service- we may look small but we can put away our liquor... no day glo test tubes for us! Hard to get a cab. We were so used to being able to flag down cabs everywhere we would forget to call in advance, and for some reason no cab companies would pick up our calls at the time. Also, none of our New York cards would go through, thankfully we had cash on hand to pay for drinks.

Stopped by during the afternoon and had a great time. The club was clean, friendly, and felt safe…read morethe entire time. Drinks were reasonably priced, and all of the dancers were talented, beautiful, and professional. They even have a two-story pole that's fun to watch the dancers perform on. If you're looking for a fun spot for a midday or early evening visit, I'd definitely recommend it. Angelina was my favorite--absolutely gorgeous, an incredible dancer, and really easy to talk to. She made the experience feel welcoming and memorable like wow. I'll never forget you Angelina!

My partner treated me to my first ever hustler club for my birthday, and it was a night that I'll…read morenever forget! It was a Sunday on MLK weekend when I visited. My partner paid for the club's entry fee, so I honestly can't say much on their prices. I was just so intrigued by what took place behind the doors of a spot I was once too nervous to walk into. Upon entering, I saw a few people sitting around a stage where a dancer was performing. The music was loud, clear, and lively enough to dance along to. However, it was tough to be excited when the dancer herself didn't look happy to be there. A majority of the dancers were disengaged with the audience, using tricks to keep focus on their routines (e.g lip-syncing the words). I don't judge them for that- who knows what awful guests they've dealt with- but seeing a series of dancers get on stage with empty expressions and low effort stunts made me sink into the dark reality of these careers. In no time, I found myself longing to take each of them far away from this club and from Bourbon Street, and hide them away from prying eyes. It was because of this that I needed to walk away at several points. I had a couple drinks at the bar, and it tasted exactly like sparkling water with a hint of cherry- the flavor just out of tongue's reach. I also went to their restroom, which was incredibly cramped; there were two guests arguing in there, and I awkwardly had to squeeze myself behind them just to get into a stall. Fortunately, the night got a lot better after my final bathroom break. When I approached my partner who had been sitting in his seat, he handed me a $50 and said, "Go tip that girl." There was a new dancer on stage: petite, short dark brown hair, and most of all- happy. At least, she seemed happy. She was the only girl who made eye contact with the audience, displayed epic moves, and smiled throughout. I gave her the tip, and she giddily invited me to stay longer for a private dance. While I won't get into specifics, I will say that she was an excellent dancer and an even more wonderful conversationalist. I hoped my efforts to connect- even for those few minutes- were enough to show that I was grateful for her courage in doing this for a living. Maybe I'm too soft-hearted for clubs like these, but still, it was a night I'll remember for the rest of my life. While most of the performers looked disinterested, the drinks weren't great, and the bathrooms cramped, it was all worth it just to see that one great performance on my special day.

We patronized She She's this past weekend while visiting New Orleans for my best friend's…read morebachelorette weekend. She loves strip clubs, so we did a Yelp search and this is one of the first clubs that popped up. Yelp is truly the best place to find any and everything you're looking for! We pulled into their parking lot eight deep around 11pm in our Mercedes Sprinter. We were immediately greeted by the clubs manager and his son. We requested a VIP section, selected a bottle of liquor and were personally escorted into the club. There weren't many other patrons in the club, which is great considering we are still coming out of a pandemic. The club was clean and spacious, which allowed for social distancing. The women were all beautiful and very friendly. They really showed my best friend a great time!

I went here since there was so many good reviews.. it wasn't open.. which I could get over…read more. between Covid and wages etc.. I can see it not being open despite it saying it was. What shocked me was the sign on the door. "No unattended women allowed"" .... The fuck???

Took a wrong turn and ended up somewhere very right! 8-10 free drag show, amazing people and great…read moreservice! Stop by when you're in town.

Such a nice atmosphere. Alexa is a fantastic bartender and performer. Drinks were good, we didnt…read moretry any food. All the women were entertaining and fun. Highly recommend!

When at Mardi Gras, Mardi Gras all the way! On Fat Tuesday most everything on Bourbon starts to…read moreclose up at midnight in honor of Ash Wednesday. After some proper exploring of the rest of Bourbon and French Quarter, we were not ready to call it quits yet and found the strip clubs were still open..well then, bring on the bar and the gorgeous ladies! In a female strip club I take my role as crowd enthusiasm enforcer very seriously. I am there to offer the talented and beautiful performers over the top applause, compliments, and encouraging energy. With my body positive and empowering "you gorgeous girl" vibe I hope to offer a little respite from the usual clientele just giving that oh so creepy awkward stare from the corner. Every performer we saw here was over the top gorgeous with incredible athletic talent and impressive agility. It was so much fun how interactive many of them were. They complimented me back while they were on stage, admired my long feather lashes or costume, and performed challenging dance tricks with the patrons gathered around the stage. I liked the overall set up of the room with the different stages, comfy chairs, and bar in the back. I made friends with several other people sitting next to me watching the performers and was happy to see them get into the spirit of respectfully applauding the talent of the ladies performing. Drinks were good and everyone I met here was incredibly nice. As the night came to a close the only thing I wanted that this place didn't have was fries. When the call for fries became too powerful I had to finally call it quits, say goodbye to the lovely dancers, and head off in search for a delicious 3 am Ash Wednesday snacka. This place would be unstoppable with fries..seriously.

Girls and waitresses are awesome! Bartenders are extremely rude. I asked for ones at the bar (from…read morea $20) then counted them after receiving just to make sure everything was correct. Bartender took it as an insult. You would've thought I killed her first born child.

Very classy feel pleanty of overflow parking to be had. Great staff very personable staff. Much…read morecleaner than other metairie bars. Finally a close to home gentleman club with drink prices that can rival veterans blvd bars. Would def reccomend stopping here before driving way out to new Orleans. All around great experience.

I visited cabaret over the weekend and had a blast ! This place is going up, if you don't want the…read morebusy crazy vibe of downtown this is the best place to be! The girls are gorgeous and the vibe can't be beat. Come check it out , they will have the best parties during Mardi Gras.

This is a pretty good club! Came here with a buddy of mine after not being able to drink on bourbon…read morein the strip club. She is a local so she took me here. The girls are really pretty and very nice, not like other strippers who are vultures. They are classy too. Drink prices are reasonable and the bar staff is cool as shit. The managers are professional and they do look out for their girls so no funny business. All around a clean club. Cleaner than bourbon of course. I totally recommend.