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    LaCora H.

    If you're in need of a reset, Hotel AKA is waiting for you! It's immaculately clean and smells refreshing. Check-in was easy and that boxed water was a nice perk. The room was clean and spacious. The shower?? How long can I stay in there before I turn into a prune? The bed put me in a coma. Oh! You don't want to go out? No problem... hang out in the first come, first serve cinema. Connect your phone and watch your favorite movies or shows. Beyond that, the lounge+bar+restaurant gives you more reason to linger. Want solo time? Grab your book and hit the patio. Need a workout? Sign up for their in-house pilates class. Polished | Peaceful | Packed

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    Nessa R.

    I have a LOT of 2025 places to review! BUT, it's 2026, out with the OLD and in with the new. After a week of being sick in the house, this sick girl took her talents outside and ventured to Old Town. I wanted to try a "new" restaurant and none were near my Happy Hour location. Hmmmp. I was going to head into the city to knock off a bookmark but saw this cool hotel and decided to stop. Glad I did! Only 18 around the world, my type of place to hide! Reminds me of SoHo House! Super dope decor! Very trendy. Eclectic and beautiful design throughout the hotel. Lana! Thanks for being so hospitable. Drinks were great! Cool people at the bar! Let's get into it! Crab cake - Fair - this crab cake was good but had a lot of filler. Edible and still good. Prime Strip Steak - Fair not the most tender steak but good. Fries were fantastic. (My big back loved them.) Overall, I'd come again! Very chill spot to come enjoy without the hustle and bustle of the city vibes. Perfect place to just check in and staycation, even for the night. Good food and drinks, because that is what life is about! Cheers!

    Brittney S.

    My book club rented out the cinema room and we had the best time! The staff was wonderful and very accommodating. We were able to order food and drinks at the hotel bar and enjoy them while we watched the film. The space is absolutely gorgeous! Parking was also super easy outside on the street , and they also offer valet. I would love to go back for a staycation!

    Karyn S.

    The staff is amazing. Every single person was professional and warm! I loved my little amenity/thank you of healthy snacks and bottled water. I was there for a meeting. The meeting space is a bit like a blank slate...big gray blank slate but that means you can add decor for a special event. Our event didn't need that so it felt pretty nondescript just in those spaces. The rest of the hotel has plenty of arty personality. It's not a cozy atmosphere, more cool and impressive. We held a small reception in the lobby and it was perfect for hobbles and a bar cart! The hotel rooms are very spacious with steamer, espresso maker, upscale snack bar (for purchase). The best and most interesting elect was the bathroom sink/counter which was the entire length of the wall!

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    Chelsi U.

    I had an okay stay here at AKA. The space was beautiful and the artwork was so fun. We had drinks here and had a lot of fun chatting with the other patrons and bartender. He made my Moscow mules really good! We also had breakfast here in the morning. I had the smoked salmon avocado toast. It came with a large salad. Id usually be excited for a salad but it had a lot of radicchio in it and was dressed with balsamic. Those two flavors were a bit overwhelming for a breakfast. I'd rather have a lighter vinaigrette for a morning side salad and more greens. The hotel room was beautiful. They offer nespresso coffee in the room which was very nice. It was hard getting replacements and creamers from housekeeping though. When they came around and replaced the coffee, they gave us all decaf. lol. The shower was beautiful as well. A nice shower head and an open shower situation. I wanted to stay in there forever. Overall we had a nice stay here. I'd come here again.

    Leroy R.

    What a beautiful hotel! Was able to stop by for a friends birthday celebration and was astounded by the beauty of the hotel. Entering the hotel, you're immersed in a dark and moody space that was also inviting. I grabbed a drink from the bar and they had a lovely selection of drinks and food. The service was quick and friendly. The event space was amazing. The space was large with lots of seating and a tv that you're able to use. It opened up to a beautiful outdoor space with beautiful plant life and more seating. While I didn't have a room there, It felt super welcoming and the staff were very approachable and friendly. I will definitely try to find a purpose to stay there in the future.

    Sarah C.

    My husband and I are local and we came for breakfast at the cafe and we're so glad we did! I almost didn't review this spot because we want to keep it to ourselves :) The space is beautifully decorated, good AC, lots of outlets, and quiet! It's the perfect place to have breakfast, telework, or read. My partner and I each brought a book and it was awesome. The food is fantastic! Try the blueberry muffin on the griddle; you won't regret it. We also had the French omelette and the Sando. Both were delicious! Service was great and attentive as well. We will definitely be back!

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    Alesia S.

    Visited the A.Lounge and Bar during Old Town Books Silent Book Club. Tried the Merry Little Meet Cute, which was their version of a daiquiri. My friend and I weren't a fan. However, I ordered an espresso martini later and it was delicious. The service was great. The bartender even took her shaker in the hall, so as not to disturb the group. Would definitely come back to try their other food and drink options.

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    Mike N.

    This was our second time staying at this hotel, but it felt like the first time all over again in the best way. The first visit was just me and my fiancé. This time, we brought our one-year-old son along for the ride. And honestly, it couldn't have been a smoother or more pleasant experience. From the moment we walked in, we were greeted with the kind of warmth you hope for but rarely get at most hotels. The front desk staff were kind, open, and super helpful. I have to shout out Isaiah in particular this man went above and beyond. I had a few questions since I'm a photographer and planned to take some shots during the stay. Not only did he patiently answer every question I had, but he also gave me guidance on what I could and couldn't do around the property. His energy was welcoming and professional from start to finish. Now let's talk about the breakfast. I had the sausage, egg, and cheese breakfast sandwich and I mean this with no exaggeration it was one of the best breakfast sandwiches I've had at a hotel. Hot, flavorful, and made with care. I'd honestly come back just to grab that sandwich. The vibe of the hotel is just right. It's clean, has a modern aesthetic, and gives off a peaceful, relaxing atmosphere. The bed was super comfortable, and the bathroom was spotless and well-designed I actually didn't want to leave the shower. Whether you're visiting Alexandria for work, a quick getaway, or traveling with your little one like we were, I'd absolutely recommend this spot. Solid 4.5 out of 5. We'll definitely be back.

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    Phil D.

    The contemporary couture was incredible. The valet, guest check in with Aaliyah, room and location was Topnotch. No pool was No problem. We scheduled a full day visit to Balian Spa about 15 minutes away.

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    Rena E.

    We found this hotel on social media. Apparently, it is popular among content creators, so we had to find out what all of the hoopla was about and get some content. We arrived on a Saturday afternoon, it was not very busy. The valet greeted us to park the car. Apparently, valet parking is the only option. We checked in very efficiently. We had a lot to carry for an overnight stay, so we needed a trolley. There were none in the foyer, so I walked inside of the hotel to look for one. When I finally found it, the attendant insisted on helping with the bags. He unloaded the car and trunk and took everything upstairs. While on the elevator, the attendant/bellman informed us that the hotel was formerly a Holiday Inn. He provided a little more historic information as well, which was interesting. When we got to the room, he unloaded the trolley and left. The room was really nice. It had some pleasing aesthetics as well. The bed was comfortable and the bathroom was cute. The bathroom had under cabinet ambient lighting that I did not discover until we were leaving. As do most, this hotel room had a beverage station with some good features. The only downside was that I thought about using the white bathrobe in the closet because I was cold, but I discovered a yellow stain on it, which was really gross. I am not even sure why I considered wearing something that numerous people have worn. Before checking in, we grabbed some takeout in Old Town Alexandria, so we ate and immediately started content creation. The hotel is known for its aesthetically pleasing ambiance and amenities. The hotel has so many attractive areas throughout that we captured a month's worth of content in less than one day. In addition to visually appealing common areas, there is also a bar and lounge, as well as small cafe inside of the hotel. The first level had the majority of the amenities; however, in pursuit of other locations, we found a courtyard upstairs along with a well-equipped gym. In addition to the upstairs gym, there was also a theater room on the first floor. We never had a chance to visit the theater room because it was occupied at all times by other guests. The foyer and front desk areas were kind of dark in comparison to the amenity/lobby side of the hotel. The hallways were also kind of dark. I understand that this was part of the aesthetic, but it seemed a little drab in those areas. However, overall, it was a nice hotel and it was very clean. Though we did not have an opportunity to visit the bar/lounge, the set up was really pretty. The large puffy cloud-like decor over the bar gave the space really good appeal. The open walls added a nice touch as well, but it made the adjacent hallway a little noisy. As for the cafe, it was okay, but very clean and nicely stocked. I ordered some Cafe au laits and lemon poppy seed muffins. They did not have many vegan breakfast options. The coffee was free for guests, which was a nice touch. The checkout process was simple and the car was brought around very quickly. The attendant helped load the car. I would return again, but this time to relax and really enjoy the atmosphere or maybe enjoy a stroll around Old Town Alexandria.

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    Tiffaney I.

    I was taken to Hotel AKA for my birthday. I was very excited because of all the great things that I had heard about it. Leading up to our visit my girlfriend had requested some special accommodations to surprise me. A bottle of wine in the room, a charcuterie plate, a special card and chocolate pineapples that had been delivered. The staff went above and beyond making sure all of those things were in the room. The sweet staff member , Julie ,I believe that was her name, even hand wrote the card for my girlfriend AND printed a picture of us and put it inside. Such a nice and thoughtful touch!! All of the items were in the room however the charcuterie plate was okay at best. The fruit didn't appear to be very fresh at all. We were in a suite with a living area, mini bar and balcony. At first glance the room was perfect but looking closer, you can tell it hadn't been deep cleaned in a very long g time. The carpet was very stained, tape on the light fixtures, dust and dirt on the mini bar and coffee maker area. Because of the sofa light color I could tell it needed some cleaning. This could be a very nice hotel beyond the lobby and restaurant area if they would do some deep cleaning.

    Tee T.

    Great location and walking distance to Old Town Alexandria Customer Service Joshwa was great and super helpful. He provided exceptional customer service before our stay and during. He also provided a couple of recommendations of places to eat that we did try. Thanks so much!!! We also received a beautiful card and complimentary anniversary gift from him as well, thank you. The Bellman The gentleman's name escaped me but he gave us info about places to park and informed us to adhere to the signs since VA loves to tow. He was pleasant, held the door open for us, and was the first person we encountered before entering the hotel. When we left, Mr. Andrew carried our bags for us and was great!!!! I DID NOT like that the hotel charged my card a $200 security deposit without my consent. I reserved this hotel on Booking.Com with the "Pay at the Hotel" option. It would have been nice to have received a heads-up that this charge was coming prior. Food The hotel does have a cafe that is only open from 5:00 pm until 11 pm I believe. We did not get an opportunity to order. **Tip** It would have been nice for brunch to be offered in the morning. Ambiance The aesthetics of the hotel were great, super modern, and CLEAN. The lights were turned down low so it was dark. The Room The room was VERY CLEAN, the bed was comfortable and the pillows were fluffy. Did I mention CLEAN Parking Valet is available for $18 Daily and $40 Overnight Parking is available across the street and on the sides for 2hrs from Mon-Saturday 8am-5pm. It's VA/DC so parking is always limited and horrible.

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    Beautiful interior great staff and yummy food options, they also have a great drink menu!

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