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    The Smitten Kitten

    4.4 (123 reviews)
    ModerateAdult Shops
    Open 11:00 am - 8:00 pm
    Updated 3 months ago

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    Nice restroom
    Rick Z.

    A shop with its head in the right place! Really appreciated all the trans positive messaging and art throughout the store. They're unapologetic allies. They also have a solid offering of items directed at trans men. The shop clearly caters primarily (but certainly not exclusively) to cis female and trans male bodies. Toys, lubes, strap-ons, packers, harnesses/collars/impact, as well as knick-knacks like pins, stickers, and greeting cards. Also a great book selection!! I had to resist the urge to buy like five books. (I have a flight home tomorrow and no luggage space left, ugh!) Also love the displays. Repurposed antique furniture gives the place a comfortable homey vibe while remaining kinda trendy! This is also REFLECTED in the bathroom with all the old-timey mirrors (see what I did there? It's punny.) More affirmations in needlepoint art on the walls. Bathroom was clean and well stocked with even menstrual hygiene products and a sharps container!! Like I said, SO AFFIRMING! Staff are so so pleasant and kind, as you'd expect. They have a cork board near the entrance for local resource postings like events and such. Also hand sanitizer. Basically, this shop is doing everything right to best serve the local LGBTQ+ community and I'm so here for it!!

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    5 months ago

    Very comfortable shopping here, my wife and have been for the couple years. It's very fluid and not male centered at all!

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    The staff was warm and knowledgeable, perfect for keeping this place approachable! Would visit again.

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    6 months ago

    Friendly staff, great selection, and truly connected to their neighborhood and community! Cannot say enough, Smitten Kitten is the best.

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    5 months ago

    People there are knowledgeable. Kind not overpowering. Good selection and the value is good.

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    6 months ago

    Smitten Kitten ROCKS! Friendly staff, great selection and just all around good people here!

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    2 years ago

    Jasper is lovely and helped me pick out a selection of toys and lube!

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    4 years ago

    Fun and easy. Very respectful, knowledgeable and professional. Clearly a values based business.

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    Ask the Community - The Smitten Kitten

    Is there a real glory hole?

    There are no glory holes at Smitten Kitten.

    Do you sell adult magazines?

    No, I’m sorry, we don’t!

    Do you guys buy p*** DVDs they are all brand new still in plastic?

    No, we don’t sell or rent or buy any DVDs at all! Thanks for the question.

    Do you have gloryholes?

    Only when you visit

    Where is there a swinger sex club where couples can go in downtown MN? It could be bi club too ty

    Unfortunately, there really aren't any public sex clubs at all in Minneapolis! So sorry to not have any recommendations for you.

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    Gay 90's

    Gay 90's

    3.4
    (168 reviews)
    2.4 mi
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    Fantastic drag from the ladies of La femme, the stage is visible for everyone to see, they have…read moreseating for the show! A lot of straight Women come here to feel safer than most other clubs/bars, but that also does bring in the straight men who want to take advantage or pick up queer Women hoping they'll have a threesome with another Woman, instead of respecting boundaries and human beings. A diverse crowd of sexualities is available here Security has been doing better recently about safety. They have 3-4 security guards constantly walking the premises. There are 3 different music dance rooms with different genres. Typically it's a white music room (Katy Perry and Black eyed peas, Justin Timberlake), Black music room (T pain, Jay Z, Megan Thee Stallion, and a mixed room (Rhianna, Pitbull, Shakira, Bad Bunny, Lady Gaga, Cardi B) . As well as a pool/arcade area and the drag room with the stage. The music could be updated to not play republican or abusive artists like Kanye and Nicki Minaj They do not tolerate underage drinking at all, so don't even try it here. If you under age drink at home and come drunk, you will not get in. They have different nights for different events, but you can always find fun no matter the night. The drag is my favorite part, there is a diverse cast with rotating talent, they do have a regular set base cast as well. Mercedes is the GOAT. she's incredible. The gay 90s sets out to create a truly inclusive space for everybody, despite race, gender, disability or sexuality. Straight men looking to take advantage, often visit here so just keep an eye out for them. You'll notice they travel alone or in packs of two they also keep to the edges sometimes. Keep an eye out for each other ladies and thems. People do get drugged here occasionally, but over all not as much as other places. The bathrooms are surprisingly not gross, there is good privacy and 3 different locations.

    Not so many people but it was alright. Music was good. I did not get a picture with the penis. My…read moreenjoyment of this place was 100.

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    A funny photo op near the entrance
    A funny photo op near the entrance
    Sex on the Beach & Water
    Sex on the Beach & Water
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    Minneapolis Club

    Minneapolis Club

    4.2
    (18 reviews)
    2.1 mi

    Been a member for a couple years. I remember reading a review that noted how no member would deign…read moreto Yelp. And I thought that wasn't fair. Know what's really nice? Not having to wonder what to do on Mother's Day. Or Easter. Or New Year's Eve. The Minneapolis Club just takes care of it. Brunch, more brunch (with a petting zoo), and Murph and the Magic Tones, respectively. (All that said, weekend restuarant service is typically on only special occasions.) Major use of this club is lunch during the week. People have tons of business lunches. I never have, and it's mausoleum-esque on Friday night, which I don't mind. The food is excellent. The gym has one squat rack and no deadlifting platform, but there are real weights, lots of treadmills, and it's the sort of place where your old lady can get her Pilates with wine. The pool is too warm but very clean. It's got one of the only doubles squash courts in the state. No racquetball. The locker room will make you think you're a Master of the Universe, even though you're in the Upper Midwest and decidedly upper middle class. They have an attached hotel. I use it to house my Fox-News-watching parents. When they awaken at the crack of noon, the concierge tells them how nice I am. The concierge also gets us tickets to stuff. (Fourth row at Ali Wong, sky box for the Twins, etc. ;) Lots of banquet rooms upstairs. Great for hosting lunches to grow your business. Or depositions. Lots and lots of high-end reciprocal clubs. And everyone is nice. Not Minnesota nice. Legit nice. Bottom line: This is an appropriate use of money. It's not cheap, but it's absolutely not ridiculous.

    If you're not a member you can't get in! My brothers memorial was held there in 2017 and I'm not…read morewelcome?????

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    My cousin's wedding at the Minneapolis Club
    My cousin's wedding at the Minneapolis Club
    Many public and private events for all ages
    Many public and private events for all ages
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    The Smitten Kitten - adult - Updated July 2026

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