Turlock Lake SRA and Campground Facilities
First, Turlock Lake Campground is a very old outdated campground; it seriously needs renovating, upgrading ALL existing the facilities and amenities: There are no ADA toilets facilities with grip-assisting bars mounted on the walls for a wheel chair camper directly accessing the toilet safely without falling at either at the lake or at the campgrounds, there are only two showers available for the entire campground (the showers are not ADA accessible either!) and there are no showers at the lake, the septic system clogs easily and the sewage backs up into the toilets and the two cracked, porcelain sinks, the privacy fence for the women's bathrooms via the river are broken and falling apart, there are no sinks for washing dishes, there's no sink for washing clothes, the faucets around several campsites are inoperative and lack proper grey H2O draining, the bathroom stalls are rotted/rusty, and there are only about a dozen dumpsters for campers to throw their trash for the entire campground--that's the reason for the insurmountable amount of trash dumped at every campsite and river access entrances!
Secondly, the campsites range in sizes: 1-7 are walk-in campsites, campsites 8-31 are for tents SMALLER than five feet by six feet in length and width. However, campsites 35, 36, 39, 40, 42, and 43 are the largest, most pastoral campsites but, lacks river access (you may access the river via campsite 22/shower-bathroom facilities) and seriously, ALL campsites MUST BE THOROUGHLY CLEANED because I cleaned half of campsite 42 and completely cleaned 43 discovering finding broken glass, several tent stakes with the sharp points standing upright, a bungie cord tent fastener, tent pole tubing, fifteen cents, a high-quality drill bit, a black ponytail barrett, two paper metal clamps, a plethora of plastic straws, forks, spoons, knives, cups, bottle caps, metal beer bottle caps, beer bottles, trash, one used condom (yuk!), old candy still inside the wrapper, disposable SUN drink (I don't know what the drink's name really is) with liquid juice still inside the container--just imagine what will be stabbing or squishing underneath your tent (EWW!); therefore, I strongly ADVISE you bring a heavy duty rake cleaning up the campsite BEFORE setting up your tent and all your camping equipment for your safety and protecting yourself from bio-hazard material (i.e., used condom--like I found at campsite 43~EWWW)! Furthermore, campsites 37 to 58 are the most filthiest, dusty, dirty campsites due to campers' laziness walking to the dumpsters in order dumping their trash so, thoroughly clean the campsite BEFORE setting your camping equipment: Stressing, reiterating--PLEASE clean the campsite before laying ANY of your belongings at ANY of Turlock Lake SRA Campground's campsites!
Moreover, campsites 55 to the upper 60's location is in a cul-de-sac: This bathroom facility is the one with sewage backup problems which leaves a savory, odiferous smell (EWWW)--9/7/2016, Roto Rooter had to repair this bathroom facility!
Finally, the cellphones might have one bar or less so, bring a satellite phone for emergencies or drive one mile to Turlock Lake in order using your cellphone; the best tranquil days camping are Tuesdays through Thursdays while Fridays through Mondays-forgeddabout sleeping because the campers who camp here on the weekends have no respect or abide by the quiet hours rule of 10:00 PM to 6:00 AM: Sadly, I had to call the Sheriff late Saturday/early Sunday morning in order making the campsite campers 39 stop making incessantly loud screaming, yelling, hollering noises at 1:30 AM (The Sheriff made them go to sleep and Sunday morning, these campers were kicked out for "Disturbing The Peace" and failing abiding by the quiet hours rule; before campsite 39 campers were kicked out Sunday morning, beginning around 2:30 PM Friday afternoon, one dude kept hollering until 4:30 AM Saturday morning--"Ay-yah-yayeeeiii!"--Jannie, the Campground Host berated this camper warning if he screams past 10:00 PM, he'll be kicked out immediately!
So unbearably, obnoxious campers camp here on the weekends so, Yelpers, AVOID camping at this campground during the weekends so, camp at Turlock Lake Campground during the weekday for a peaceful camping experience, bring your heavy-duty rake cleaning your campsite before laying ANY of your camping equipment at your campsite, and bring your own toilet paper--you'll be relieved you took my advice, seriously!
BTW: The only Campground Host working at the Turlock LAKE SRA Campground is Liz so, if you want to reserve a particular campsite like campsite 43 (because I thoroughly cleaned it of all debris, trash, and bio-hazard material but, I can't guarantee how the next campers will leave it clean or filthy!), please contact Liz; Campground Host, Jannie, left on 9/7/2016 and the Area Manager, Brenda will be retiring 9/10/2016. read more