So, I was a camper at Lakewood years ago (mid 80's) and just experienced their version of Thanksgiving and their attempt at a Pioneer Christmas weekend.
On the plus side, the people are wonderful. There is cell coverage (GSM), Wifi, and a wide variety of activities all against a beautiful backdrop that is the Northern Ozark Region of MO.
I will say that with a focus on munchkins, if we had any it may have been a better experience.
And the rest...
Food:
Meh. Thanksgiving Turkey was dry, stuffing was worse, potatoes were flake, canned beans... "Normal" meals were equally impressive. Canned fruits and vegetables, limp salad bar options, and lots of heat and serve processed foods. Almost everything looked wither a bit aged or like it had been sitting in a warming oven for some time.
Of note, the apparent head of the kitchen, Cindy, while lovely, is the one person I recognized from when I was a camper. Food seemed about the same too...
Activities:
There are many and they can be fun. That said:
1) the list is apparently buried somewhere on the web site (I couldn't find it without direction)
2) activities seem short. Tough to get many shots in during archery when there is a herd of people.
3) most activities cost extra.
4) schedule is sparse. Arts and Crafts (while well equipped and run) are about the only activity that is pretty much universally available. Most activities are held once or twice a day so while many are offered, availability is rare.
5) other guests. Unfortunately Trout Lodge is not immune from society. As such, other guests, and their egocentric self serving tendencies, can dampen an otherwise good time. Sharing a table where someone is doing detailed craft work with a handful of munchkins and not taking turns were both experienced.
6) Minimum ages and maximum weight limits on certain activities: 250lbs on horses, 280lbs on ropes courses/zip lines/swings with community harnesses (a shared harness is a BAD idea is you know anything about climbing/harnesses. their insurance, their rules, but I'm not getting in a harness I don't know any more than they want you on a harness they don't know. I get it, but rules out about 10 activities.)
7) It'd be great if the people leading the activities knew how to do them and had appropriate supplies and instructions. Rocket building (wood glue for plastic, home grown bad instructions), GPS function for Geocashing (fresh batteries, command of the device functionality/menu tree)...
The Pioneer Weekend:
AKA, the Pioneer couple of hours. Activities include:
Candle making: We don't actually understand the mechanics of getting a string to sink in water...
Branding: Hot stick, patch of leather. Same stick turned = different meaning. BS flag. Two or three fun facts and have a good day.
Blacksmithing: Hot stick and hammer. Heat stick, hit with hammer. Two or three fun facts and have a good day.
Dutch Oven baking: One or two fun facts and a cup of yummy. To be fair, it was far better than the lodge food. And, have a good day.
Wood stove cooking: Here are some of the lodge biscuits warmed on a wood stove. Hot cider anyone?
Wood drawing/whittling: I will pull a sharp draw knife towards my unprotected core (no leather apron) against a piece kind of secured in the shaving horse. Safety first-ish.
With a little more effort and education and this could be amazing. As it is, kind of amazingly bad, certainly not the draw they are selling.
General:
It has been my experience that YMCAs cannot for the life of them convey information through a publication (paper, web). Activity details were not included in one place, the locations were poorly conveyed and the map did not really clear anything up. When there are multiple archery sites, it'd be great to be able to distinguish between them. Also, if you call something a thing, yet is on the map as something else... basically it is all clear as day, if you already know what you cannot otherwise devise from what they are failing to convey.
There are no TV's in the room. This is not the worst thing, unless you want to watch something other than cartoon network with a dozen munchkins that the parents don't want to supervise.
Wifi: It exists. AOL in the 90s was faster when lodge is fullish, serviceable when guest count is lower.
No phones in the rooms, available at the front desk for local calls and toll free.
No Verizon cell coverage to speak of.
The bed was not capable of supporting itself, let alone an adult male.
There seemed to be a lady bug infestation. Could be worse.
There are no check valves in the slop sinks. Seemingly unimportant unless housekeeping fails to turn off the water and a bunch of people try to take a shower. Hot water pressure goes down, cold water back feeds and presto, really cold shower.
Showers: The wife almost had to duck, she's 5'3. I'm 6'4.
Sinks: located in the room roughly around my ankles (reality: lower thigh, about 4" below my fingers when standing). Perfect for kids and Hobbit read more