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Jonathan B.

Four stars for both the experience and food. We wanted something unusual to do and we had high expectations for 7 paintings in what was a convenient location. Initial impressions were very good -- low lit room with art interspersed. There's a menu but nothing to order except drinks. The koolaid was served in a skull glass but too sweet for my taste. The smoky mescal drink was good. The food was all solid -- nothing exemplary but nothing bad. Our favorite dish was the Banksy carpaccio but it might not be for everyone since it was veal. The Jackson Pollock vegetable painting was unusual and kinda cool but we wonder about whether the mats were sanitary. The staff were well trained and were helpful when we needed hints, although the main person had trouble capturing everyone's attention to explain the courses. The room is loud (hotel conference room). They charged us 22% gratuity for large party (only two of us) even though the web site said 20% but it wasn't worth complaining. It's a pricey experience but we're glad we did it.

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Adrianna T.

1/5 : Visually Interesting, Deeply Disappointing Execution My partner surprised me with this experience for our anniversary, knowing I love art as an artist myself. The concept is creative, but unfortunately the execution does not justify the price (over $500 plus an automatic 22% gratuity for just two people). Several courses appeared to have been sitting out for an extended period. The appetizers were soggy, and the second course lacked freshness. Despite notifying the restaurant well in advance that I am pescatarian, my dietary restriction was mishandled, and I was presented with the wrong dish. Portions were inconsistent (a single scallop listed as plural), and some courses felt more gimmicky than thoughtfully curated. One course consisted of lettuce and ramekins of purées, creative in theory, but not satisfying in practice. The interactive Warhol-inspired course was also mishandled, resulting in guests receiving the wrong dishes and diminishing the immersive experience. The final dessert was especially underwhelming: extremely thin cake, syrups, rice paper, and paintbrushes that felt more like craft store props than a refined culinary finish. I reached out to the company directly and sent a detailed letter outlining these concerns, but I have not received a response. The immersive atmosphere was further disrupted by visibly intoxicated guests nearby. Ultimately, the meal was not filling, and we had to eat elsewhere afterward. I've spent significantly less at Michelin starred restaurants with far better food, service, and value. This experience is not worth the cost. Do not go.

Gretel V.

We had an amazing time. The entire experience was fun, unique, and delicious. I typically don't like fine dining because it can become long and tedious but we were having so much fun that time flew by and we didn't even feel it. Although pricy we felt it was totally worth it. I highly recommend!!!

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Jimmy D.

This was an absolute joke and I feel that with a price tag of over $500 for 2 is an outright crime. It's a 7 course meal and my wife and I left still very hungry. This takes place in a hotel conference room where you sit on tables where 90's style projection screens shine on the table and project stupid videos on your placemat. It's ridiculous and kind of laughable. Overpriced and a total waste of time. I don't recommend this to anyone. Unless you want to spend $200+22% mandatory tip per person. Stay away!!!!

If you have the chance to attend 7 Paintings, just don't. The 7 course meal was pretty good although did not need 2/7 to be dessert and it was definitely not worth the $600+ for 2 people. My hubby ate a slice of pizza after and some popcorn. Not enough food. They also dialed to notify us which of the items in the first course was GF. It was in a box that you had to unlock based on a code you got from shining a flashlight on tne table. Very gimmicky. Brilliant concept to have an art-themed interactive dining experience. Sadly, the execution left a lot to be desired. Horrendous talking g Mona Lisa with very boring content and boring animation. Very little art history. Uninspiring music. The projected graphics on the table was nice, probablye engaging for an early elementary school audience. Fundamental drawback was tne content, seemingly geared for 5 year olds with poorly executed animation and lots of gimmicks. If you have a ton of money to burn, this would be a fun birthday party for young elementary school children. The content could be re-written to a decent level of interest with a good prompt on ChatGPT in 10 minutes. No excuse for this dull content. Don't go if you want an intimate / romantic experience. My hubby unwittingly bought this as a birthday surprise for me, as did the other couple seated at our table. They were very nice and we enjoyed them, but it was not a private dining experience since we were seated very close to another couple at our table. It's hosted at the Ameswell Hotel, a stylish spot with a very appealing aesthetic and fun little nooks and crannies to hang out in. The restaurant Roger there is very good. Definitely recommend that!

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This felt like a scam from start to finish. If refunds were offered, I'd absolutely ask for one. For a $$$$ "premium" experience, it was held in what looked like a random hotel conference room with cheap chairs not meant for a 2.5-hour dinner. You're also seated at a shared table with two strangers -- not exactly the elevated, intimate vibe that's implied. The food tasted frozen and reheated, the cocktails were overpriced, and they automatically added a 22% gratuity on top of it? Absolutely not. Extremely disappointing. Would not recommend.

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1.9
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13.3 mi

My first Fork n Film experience at this location was great. We watched The Princess and the Frog,…read moreand the food and drinks felt truly magical. My second visit was for Hocus Pocus, and it didn't live up to the first. The drinks tasted watered down, the food was mediocre, and the dessert was completely flavorless. My third experience was supposed to be The Nightmare Before Christmas, but it was canceled and I was given a code for a future film. I used that code for Beauty and the Beast and was so excited--only to receive another cancellation email. Since this was the second movie that got canceled, I didn't feel comfortable taking yet another code, so I requested a refund instead. It's now been over two months, and I still haven't received it. Don't get me wrong--as a Disney lover, I think this concept is such a fun idea. But it feels like it may have run its course. For the price, I expected a lot more consistency in both quality and communication. Ironically, my best experience was Ratatouille, but I had to go to LA to see it because it wasn't offered in my area at that time. Overall, it can be a once-in-a-lifetime kind of experience--just make sure the event is actually delivering what you're paying for.

This is honestly so disappointing. I rarely angry review but this really bothered me. Ever since I…read moresaw them on IG, I was pretty excited on the concept of eating the movie. However, like others have said, I bought my ticket for a viewing in Feb, it was cancelled last minute and rescheduled to May. May comes and they cancelled last minute again. It's really frustrating that if you have known issues within the company, be more transparent and upfront about it earlier. The only thing they're offering is a refund, not even a coupon for later, which goes to show they're probably not doing another showing. So if you're in the Bay, I'd suggest not purchasing until they sort out their internal issues.

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3.2
(124 reviews)
2.3 mi
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I haven't been to the movies since before the pandemic, and I was surprised at how much more…read morecomfortable the experience is here these days. The seats are large, and there's a lot of space between rows, so it doesn't feel claustrophobic like traditional theaters can. I didn't order anything, and most people didn't either, and it wasn't weird. If you need accessible parking, there are multiple spots right outside the door. I went to two different showings: one in a regular theater and one in the Big Show auditorium. I found the sound quality in the regular theater to be a bit tinny, though the subs are nice. However, I do sound for a living, so the average person will feel the sound quality here is way, way better than what they have at home. Be aware that the regular theaters are not Dolby Atmos. The Big Show is indeed Atmos, and it's a cool experience to have sound in all three dimensions. However, the noise floor in the Big Show was a serious problem when I was there. The AC system was loud to my ears. The noise kills the vibe when you're watching something that is supposed to have silent moments. I have no idea why they would put a unit inside the auditorium rather than down the hall with acoustic ductwork. If they'd do something about the loud background noise in the theater, I'd give the place five stars.

It was our first time watching a movie at this theater. It's very clean, love their strict no…read moretalking policy and the workers are very nice. They serve their popcorn in a huge stainless steel mixing bowl, really enjoyed how fresh it tasted and love the free refill. I didn't think we would finish it let alone get a refill. Also appreciate that their ordering system gives us the opportunity to indicate a food allergy.

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4.1
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I've been frequenting this restaurant for about 3 years. I almost always have the same server,…read moreMiriam. She's outstanding and always helps me with my every-time request - make it spicy! It started with the barbacoa chilaquiles. When I saw that that the chilaquiles in the menu had habaneros on it, I knew I had found my place. I often cook at home with ghost and scorpion peppers, which are not traditionally found in restaurants, but they've done some pretty amazing improvisation when I've asked to make it work. One time, I recall getting the chilaquiles and asking for extra habaneros and asking if their chef had a secret hot sauce that was stronger than "white people spicy." Miriam brought me a little ramekin of a pepper sauce puree that the chef prepared - and it was EPIC. I don't ask for that every time, but you know whoever was on the line took the request seriously and actually had some fun making my mouth burn. I can't tell you how appreciative I am of their willingness to "play" in the kitchen. Today, I went for breakfast and ordered the Carne En Su Jugo for my first time. Not just here - first time ever eating it anywhere. I had totally forgotten to ask them to make it spicy! I asked Miriam if there was anything they could do to spice it up. She assured me they could. Then I received it. And I tasted it. And it was cathartic. The chefs prepared a PERFECTLY spicy stew, and I downed that whole thing in 7 minutes. It was delicious, put some sweat on my brow, and left me feeling more than satisfied with my meal. I love this place! Miriam is always great every time I've been there. I will continue supporting this business as long as they keep doing business. Please give my compliments to the chefs again. Their creativity keeps me coming back for spicy treats!

Had a great brunch at Taste of Heaven Bistro. The food and service were really good and the mimosas…read morewere definitely the standout. I was expecting a little more of a vibrant/fun atmosphere, but it was still a nice spot to relax and enjoy brunch. Overall a good experience and I'd definitely come back for another round of the mimosas!

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The Mountain Winery

3.6
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10.2 mi
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get down to it, experience at this venue is inconvenient, tickets cost depending on where you need…read moreto be, parking isn't cheap much less free, food/alcohol are best done if it matters before / after or at a picnic table outside the gate, the road up (and, therefore, down) is tedious though not imho particularly dangerous unless you're under the influence, and management of the crowd and traffic especially after dark lacks organization. but having listened to a lot of music at places like msg, red rocks, the greek in LA, avalon, fillmores, cbgb... an evening of powerful music here is better but it isn't for an average saturday night's entertainment, save it for something special... it's worth twice the price for the right seats. in my case, as a maturing moshpit headbanger from decades ago, this required seats maybe 15 feet from the right side of the stage. i nailed these three months ahead for a total price of about $500 for two, premium parking included. worth it. this was the second time i saw the jblze show, the first being last year's in napa. the mountain winery was much superior owing to both the medieval setting and the power of the sound system which was enough to blow your head away. i had thoughtfully brought along a set of earplugs for my associate's tender ears, but passed on the offer of free ones at the entry gate. my hearing not to mention other functions has survived massive assaults of self-destruction in the past so ear protection seems a bit late to me. i was here to encourage ear damage, with every screech, boom, thud of music from the hammer of the gods this group is the best of all ersatz led zep groups, and more than a "tribute band" owing to Jimmy Sakurai, a japanese guy who spent 30 years perfecting the live performance of guitarist jimmy page. "mr jimmy" while much too civilized to be page incarnate is for sure the absolute best at what he does. the experience is essential if you have any interest in knowing why the original band is still considered the progenitor, the ne plus ultra as it were, of modern heavy metal/blues rock. i won't go on lest i descend into mindless fandom. let's leave it the same as my previous review, if you failed to see the original led zeppelin in msg or wherever, back when it mattered, and you're curious, book tickets next time - one hopes they'll do it here again.

Venue and views are breathtaking. Their arrival operations - a total S show. We waited in a massive…read moreline of cars for at least 40 minutes because someone drove a curve too quickly, dangled off a cliff, and needed a tow. No one came to tell us what was happening so folks got out of their cars to investigate - and they spread the news like Paul Revere lol Also, take all the crazy surcharge and parking money you make and install guardrails, Mountain Winery! Staff told us this type of stuff has happened before. Our first time scarred us - not sure there will be a return visit.

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San Francisco Magic Theater At The Marrakech

5.0
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Amazing experience with a man who is both intelligent charming and very good at what he does!. I…read morewas mesmerized throughout his performance! I recommended highly!!! he is a mentalist a magician an amazing and kind person!

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The Dinner Detective

The Dinner Detective

4.0
(34 reviews)
32.4 mi

This is the murder mystery dinner, where the guests are part of the show and has to solve who the…read morekiller is. The dinner was actually good. The roasted chicken was the best. It was soft and tender. The salmon was a little fishy but very tender. The vegetarian dish was stuffed tortellini. The dessert was a tasty taramisu. The event takes place in one of the ballrooms at a nice hotel in downtown SF. The staff were all very friendly and attentive. I recommend this to anyone who wants to try something different.

My mom and I had an awesome time at The Dinner Detective. We were able to score tickets for "Dirty…read moreMoney" for $103 including tax by perhaps booking around 2 days before the show - they had a "limited discount admission". Booking was super easy and I thought they provided a lot of helpful details in the emails they sent, for example parking prices, a hint at what the game would be about, etc. I thought all of the actors did a fantastic job throughout the night. The fake participant at my table did a very convincing job at pretending they were a participant and only one very small thing had tipped me off prior to bigger hints that they weren't a real participant, but no spoilers! The show was adequately silly, interesting, and kept moving. Sometimes, random audience members would be called to participate, but it was all in good fun. I really hope the actors had as much fun as the audience. There was also a prize for the top sleuth, so write quickly! We also actually really enjoyed the food! My mom and I both ordered the fish - it was a very tasty roast salmon with vegetables. We heard from the others at our table that the chicken was pretty salty and some people couldn't finish it. The tiramisu was also a pretty huge chunk and delicious. Not too sweet. The dinner was at the beautiful Marker Hotel. We definitely enjoyed taking photos in the hotel before/after the game. Also they had clean bathrooms. For parking, while they do provide parking prices at the hotel, mom and I were able to score cheaper parking elsewhere by booking on ParkWhiz. Overall, I would highly recommend checking it out at least once if you're curious what a murder mystery dinner may be like. I thought the show, venue, and food combination was well worth the price we paid. I would definitely go back to another show.

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The Soiled Dove

3.9
(40 reviews)
28.8 mi

Very hectic, not focused, poor sound system for mics, no real storyline, a but like a dtrip club…read moreatmosphere, seedy, costumes in disrepair, the whole stick with pulling audience members out was cringe worthy. The tiny drinks are overprriced, We came for Joan Baez, who was dadly dressed up in some kind of old gypsy outfit, and only did one dong, very disappointing as it was the highlight of the show. Certainly not worth the price of admission!!

This show deserves a few stars for the music and acrobatic talent, and a fun, boisterous…read morepresentation. The band was excellent! However, for $200+ per person, I was disappointed in the food, seating and limited types of acrobatics in the show. The dinner seating was very very cramped, not how it looked to me on the seating chart. (The general admission seating with no dinner looked more comfortable!) I could barely get into my chair between the two people next to me. The chairs were tall hardwood barstools with no back, which were very uncomfortable. The beef and polenta dinner tasted like dog food out of a can! I could not eat it, although some people did. The dessert was served in a stale ice cream cone. Only water was included with the expensive meal; drinks were extra and expensive. The circus consisted mostly of Ariel acrobatics, risqué costumes, some nudity, and a little bit of dramatic story telling in between. As I said, the band was excellent, although the vocals could have been more prominent in the sound mix. Sorry, I really wanted to support this kind of live theater and they did make a good effort, but it was too expensive and it just fell short.

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