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    Bastard Pies has a new food truck and they're currently located next to the Tipsy Whale,  6541 Sexton Dr NW, Olympia.
    Beth G.

    They have a new food truck! Prior to this, they've had a pop up restaurant, under EZ ups, and they were so excellent , that now they've got this cozy truck with a full pizza oven. The pizzas are outstanding! Our order was made from scratch in about 15 minutes. The truck is parked next to the Tipsy Whale currently. I hope they stay there a long time. We're planning to return, get some beers at the Tipsy whale and eat pizza in the beer garden! Fun night out!

    Best wings in town in my book.  Kind customer service for a food truck.  Chef's kiss

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    2 years ago

    Tried both the Honey boo boo and Walker Texas Ranger. And wings. All excellent so far. Miss the Nutella pizza. Was a great dessert.

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    2 years ago

    Best pizza in the area with great salads. Highly recommend!!! I'm forced to eat gluten free crust and that's good, too!

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    2 years ago

    We've eaten Bastard Pies many times and have never been disappointed. Mushroom pie is Great !! Fantastic pies. Try it, you'll love it too.

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    2 years ago

    One of our new favorite spots! Pizza was amazing! It was busy, but the wait time wasn't bad at all. Highly recommend giving it a try!

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    2 years ago

    Great Pies. Love the flavors, the crust is just the best and I stop here whenever I am in the area. Highly recommend!

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    4.5(261 reviews)
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    This place is nutssss! The pizza is awesome and I was soooo stunned by the first bite. Incredible…read more I'd give this place a 4.5 stars if I could because you do have to eat really quickly to get the best taste and crunch, by the end of our pizza the texture wasn't as 10/10 as the first slice. I'd recommend knowing to eat fast when you go here (:

    While still somewhat new to the area, my wife and I have been here several times now. We do tend…read moreto get food to go more than eat there. Ambience - Very cool little pizza joint on the west side offering both indoor and outdoor seating. Capable of handling larger sized groups - primarily outside. Order up front and they bring it out. Service - Staff is always inviting, friendly, and courteous! Food - No pretenses here...it's strictly a pizza place! They don't offer other Italian fare and I think that's a good decision. They do stone fired pizza...and they do it well! While they offer quite a few different combos, as well as build your own, pizzas come in one size and one size only... 12". I think this also plays well for ensuring consistency. Honestly, having spent 20 years in the pizza industry, I think these are good business decision. At this point we've only had their Margherita, Marg-A-Roni, Meat Lovers, and Supreme pizzas as we are Kida traditionalist. But as I mentioned, they offer quite a few different sauces, cheeses, and toppings. The veggie toppings are always fresh and the meat toppings have some good seasoning! Our favorite stone fired pizza for this region happens to be up in Shelton currently, but Stone Creek is our local favorite and a very close second!! Give them a shot if you haven't... great little pizza parlor! We will definitely be back!

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    3.9(36 reviews)
    7.3 mi

    I'm not usually a frequent pizza eater but I've been here a few times now and gotten the vegan…read morecalzone. It really feels like one of the best deals in town! It's easily 1.5 meals and getting to choose so many of your own toppings makes it great for any mood and also makes me feel healthy because spinach is a default topping. The crust is nice and fluffy and chewy and the sauce is really tasty. Also have had the pizza here and it's fine too. Haven't gotten a slice before but I like that I could if in a hurry. The staff here have always been super helpful and it's a cute space for a counter service spot. This location is also way better at lunch because you can actually find parking. Really happy to have this option around!

    No joy was sparked by my pizza. Very poor value for what one gets…read more I got an 18" speciality pizza for take-out. Very thin crust (about 3mm)- which is great if you like very thin crusts. When they handed me the take-out box, I thought they'd made a mistake, because the box was so light. I paid $32 (pizza + tax) for an 18" pizza which had very little cheese, very few toppings, and took 3 pieces to satisfy. When I eat a speciality pizza from other places, 1 piece is enough. With so little cheese and toppings to hold the heat, by the time I got the pie home (5 min drive) it was already cooled off and the pie needed re-heating. It is fun to watch the pizza chefs hand-toss the dough, and the staff are pleasant. I enjoyed the energetic vibe on a Saturday night.

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    Vics Pizza - Plenty of tables, even though they had plenty of business the day that we were there, there was also plenty of room

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    Plenty of tables, even though they had plenty of business the day that we were there, there was also plenty of room

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    Pizzeria La Gitana- Olympia

    4.3(695 reviews)
    6.1 mi
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    I was going to go eat at the restaurant but had to cancel my reservation…read more I ordered a takeout instead and it was Delicious! I had the meat platter and the burata caprese. Awesome! Perfect meal for two, while watching a movie. I plan on dining in person in the not too distant future.

    Had been looking forward to trying this restaurant as it seems to get decent reviews…read more Pickup order on a weekday, later PM. Terrible parking - had to circle a couple times for street parking. Place had maybe 8 total people so not busy. Went up to Server/Cashier near front to let her know I was there for pickup and was immediately told "The servers like it when you stand by the table" in a mildly pretentious tone. No "Hi" or "How can I help you?" This is downtown Olympia so typical establishment behavior. Not surprised. Place was clean and very nicely decorated.Took about 5 minutes to get my pizza which was surprisingly quick. The Pizza I generally like my pizzas crisp and this was not even close. Very soggy, and not much flavor (Pepperoni, sausage, mushrooms, olives). This was thin crust so that potentially had something to do with taste and texture. I would compare this Pizza to what you get at MOD. It's not too bad, but not too good. Average at best and I expected a lot better. Cost was about normal (14" pizza and bread appetizer for $50 plus tax). Marinara sauce for bread was delicious. All in all, it wasn't a terrible experience. It's by no means gourmet or fancy pizza. Perhaps the rest of their menu is better. Server needs to chill out and brush up on her customer service skills. 3 stars at best.

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    3.8(243 reviews)
    6.9 mi
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    Vic's Pizzeria is a family favorite for us and has been for years. There's just something special…read moreabout knowing you can count on amazing pizza from a local business that truly feels like part of the community. Our go-to order is usually a slice of the rotating pizza and one of their big fresh salads. The ingredients are always fresh, the pizza is consistently delicious, and there's something on the menu for everyone. One of our favorite things to do is eat outside when the weather is nice. It's such a great spot to sit, relax, enjoy a meal, and spend time together. The atmosphere is casual, welcoming, and perfect for families. We feel lucky to have such a fantastic local pizza place so close to home. Great food, great people, and a place we find ourselves coming back to again and again. If you haven't tried Vic's yet, you're missing out!

    5-Star Review for Vic's Pizzeria…read more If you're looking for amazing pizza, Vic's Pizzeria is the place to go. The pizza was incredibly fresh and absolutely delicious -- you can truly taste the quality in every bite. We watched them toss the pizza into the oven right in front of us, which made the experience even better and really highlighted how fresh everything was. We ordered the 18" pizza and did a half-and-half so we could share with our little one, and it was perfect for all of us. We came in just before the rush, but you'd never know it -- the staff was already hustling, working efficiently, and taking great care of everyone without missing a beat. On top of the great food, the restaurant has a very chill, laid-back vibe and is super family-friendly, which made it even more enjoyable to sit, relax, and eat together. Great food, great energy, and a team that clearly takes pride in what they do. We'll definitely be back. Highly recommend!

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    Family salad

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