My bf and I had wonderful time we went on Saturday we where bar hopping and we went up stay there rest of the night here it kinda small but it was nice space the shots where really good read more

Brass Monkey - Bars Near Me - San Antonio, Texas

Came out for emo night. Security was unfriendly. Didn't like how they were wearing bulletproof vests. Too much of a reminder of the problems in the world. Difficult club to relax and have fun at. Also was touched by security to move because I was looking at the candles on the wall. Pretty off putting experience when you're trying to have fun. Wouldn't recommend. read more

Best value of drinks with the hottest people to people watch for. Also, the staff are be friendly and approachable. Austin was kind, serious about business but very good at his job. As a regular he's a new face but definitely deserves a raise for his hard work. He's great at crowd control and sternly keeps the area free and clear. read more

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I was in line to buy drinks and two other customers thought they were before me For anyone who's been to brass monkey there's an aisle that separates those first in line and who behind them Me and the other two patrons were in an argument on who's first in line given the crowded area,I saw they were wearing spurs jerseys and offered to buy them their drinks but they took it the wrong way and proceeded to push me,a two on one The staff took it upon themselves to kick all three of us out even though the event took place in front of one of the staff members Goes to show that the people that are supposed to be working security don't pay attention to their own job read more

Nice place to have fun. Security is on point and the drinks are a 10! Recommend for a good night out!!!! read more

Brass Monkey - Bars Near Me - San Antonio, Texas

I don't get why there are so many bad reviews -- this is honestly the only spot in San Antonio worth pulling up to if you're going out. There's no just standing around or awkwardly staring at people here -- everyone is dancing, jumping, and actually having fun. My drink of choice is an Adios MF and they are great here. I've been here at least once on every day of the week they're open, and it's always a blast. New Year's Eve is always insane, Fridays and Saturdays have the best music for dancing, and Emo Wednesdays? Always amazing. Apparently, they do ask people to cover up neck or face tattoos, except on Emo Wednesdays and Thursdays, which might explain why my friends and I have never had any issues getting in. Either way, this place is a total vibe -- ignore the negative reviews and just go have a good time. read more

The music was good and the drinks were really great very friendly crowd. Security at the door was really on point read more

Brass Monkey - Bars Near Me - San Antonio, Texas

This place is fun and enjoyable when the workers aren't rude. The first time i came here, one of the workers told me to cut my hair in such a mean manner that i was disgusted by it. I was standing close to a fan and i was aware of it but i made a joke to my friend about my hair getting caught and he responds with "then you should cut your hair." The second time we went was last night, my friend had asked the bartender what drink he was making because she thought it was a cool drink and she wanted to order it. The bartender proceeded to tell her "Don't worry about it." So now we can't ask what the drinks are?? read more

Stopped in for a quick drink while I was on the St. Mary's strip. It was emo night to my surprise. I encountered almost a scary situation. A fight broke out on the dance floor due to the mosh pit ; but a helpful brass monkey bouncer Austin efficiently broke it up before it got to me. He was awesome for looking out for us. read more

I really enjoy the ambience and one of the new bouncers Austin is so nice and energetic I love his energy!

Noticed a woman ordering about 10 'Cape Cods' and realized I had no idea what that was, so I asked the bartender (dressed as Buzz Lightyear with glasses). When I asked, 'What's a Cape Cod?' he responded with 'Can't you read?' and pointed to the TV behind him, while literally standing in front of it so I couldn't see it. Rude and unnecessary. After that he didnt even serve me and proceeded to ignore me. read more

Waited in line for 45 minutes and was denied at the door for genuinely zero reason wasn't even told why all they said was I'm not going in, incompetent bouncers who are either on a power trip or have the iq of a mentally deficient turtle and have zero idea how to do their jobs. Don't waste your time. read more

My group was full of 21+ people with valid IDS, and was denied entry because someone had an Id from outside of the United States. Have been here several times with no issue, when prompted the bouncers NOR security guards would provide the names of the people denying entry. Completely discriminatory towards non US citizens will NOT be coming again! read more

Pretty cool bar to hang out in love the music choices.Best nights are tuesdays and wednesdays everyone's super nice. I've never had an issue.The bouncer juan is always super polite usually recommend a spot to my out of town friends when they come and visit read more

Brass drink specials always hit the spot ! Security Juan does a great job !!! Always aware and kind . Keep up the great work brass !

Who doesn't love brass monkey ! Great themes , great FREE merch . Drinkkkks ! Security Juan , ensures safety and stays friendly and approachable. read more

Great place to go have a drink and have a great night the DJ's had great music playing all and security inside and out were on point keeping everyone safe I would recommend anyone looking to explore a new bar read more

Patrick in the inside bar was amazing he was able to help get to the bar quickly I really enjoyed the music and the vibe I would definitely will be back read more

place is fun and great security, Juan is a great bouncer and helpful. Love the vibes al bartenders serve great customer service

Went here for the first bar of the night and they refused me for being "too intoxicated".

Love the vibes on a Wednesday. Can't beat $2 anything on a Tuesday. Just come with a good friend and expect good vibes!!!

Showed up and security had "top flight security of the world Craig " Imagine having a whole party bus pull up, ready to spend money and have a good time... and the security ruins it before we even get inside. The attitude? Nasty. The customer service? Nonexistent. Congrats to the rude security for turning away a whole crowd of paying customers -- hope the power trip was worth it. I'll take my hard-earned money somewhere that actually wants business. read more

Brass Monkey - A bad security guard - Bars Near Me - San Antonio, Texas

Here's the deal- when you come to Brass, you come prepared to DANCE. This ain't the chill and hangout backyard bar, it's definitely some place you head to for the dj. Brass always has a theme night going on, so be sure to stay active on their socials to see what is coming up. They are quite strict on security, but it definitely prevents fights/other unwanted behavior so you always feel safe. Christian, the current manager is super friendly but also not shy to making sure things are running in tip top shape. A solid place to hangout downtown and get a cheap drink, with some great music! read more

Brass Monkey - Bars Near Me - San Antonio, Texas

NO BRASS they see my id is 22 years old and STILL DENY ME! He just shook his head no not even asking me any info so clearly they don't want customers who are willing to pay for drinks. Before this year I had been plenty of time idk what happened or why they are denying legal age people but it's very disappointing to go there to just be told no. read more

I went to Thurzgayz. The waitress served me "Tito's and Sprite". After my 3rd round, she made a "Tito's and Soda". I kept ordering the same exact thing, so not sure why she switched it up. She said she could not remake it and I would be charged for both if I wanted the correct drink. I tip well -- for sure tipped at least $30.00 for my drinks, and still ended up with subpar service. I would not go back based on this experience, along with the security constantly pushing people. There's other bars in San Antonio that actually appreciate you as a patron. read more

as someone who's been going to brass for 5+ years, i'm very disappointed in my most recent visit. i was told at the entrance that i will not be allowed to enter with visible neck tattoos (i have tattoos behind each of my ears about 3in. big) i was shocked bc of all the years i've been going this policy has never been mentioned to me and i've had these tattoos forever. when i asked to speak to a manager i waited outside about 20 minutes before giving up and going home without ever seeing anybody. the next day i reached out to brass via instagram dm's and asked about this policy. the photo is their response. so they only allow these tattoos on certain days of the week? doesn't make sense. in a city like san antonio (one of the tattoo capitals of america and a high latino population) i don't understand why a rule like this is in place it seems shady. if a policy like this is that important to them they should put it on any of their social media accounts or their website but it's not in writing anywhere, you don't find out until you've already drove there and waited in line which to me seems unprofessional and shady. sad to say it but i probably won't be returning, they probably don't care though bc they don't want money from people with neck and face tattoos i guess ‍ read more

Brass Monkey - Bars Near Me - San Antonio, Texas

I love brass monkey. Been coming here for years. Emo night is fun and thurzgays is cool. Only problem is that it gets so crowded and it's hard to dance. Drinks are cheap. Staff could be better though. read more

Went here with some friends, the dance floor's not that big but people are here to dance not stand on the floor with their bros. The music was a good sampling of dance music and some of the better popular EDM, not some DJ's obscure preferences. Security was diligent and very observant , but they are there for people's safety not to hassle people. Some people felt they were getting scammed on drinks but they may not have been observant of happy hour times. read more

100% they need to have a better process for who comes in. I was told I could come in just for someone to tell me I was not allowed in like two seconds later? Just need this place to have a better vetting process and not confuse people.If you want a great night wouldn't recommend coming here where people seem to have a power trip and make you feel bad. I'm used to Austin's friendly energy, would give zero stars if I could!!! read more

Thursgayyyysss has my heart! Loveeeee coming here especially on Thursday's! The bartenders are super fast at serving drinks and offer great service! The ambiance is SLAY! The design of the bar is such a vibe from the candles and the lighting of the inside. The music is great as well! Parking can be a bit tricky just get there early and you'll be fine. read more

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I parked waiting to buy food from a food truck near by and I am convinced Brass Monkey is in on all the car towing. The security officers carding people to go in should tell guest not to park across the street. if there is plenty of parking and seems like great parking DO NOT PARK! YOUR CAR WILL BE TOWED IN MINUTES! read more

Food Great and so are the Drinks. Service ok but JAYDEN offer to sale me bars in the restroom. If yall dont know what bars its pills and he also some vicidon. Beside that feel of be ask about wanting some pills it was a great time. read more

They wouldn't let me in with a Paper ID issued by the DMV like literally every other bar on the strip. But wanted me to show an "expired ID" when having expired IDs or multiple forms is illegal. So maybe educate your rent a cops on what is and isn't legal to carry in my wallet. read more

Brass Monkey - The law - Bars Near Me - San Antonio, Texas

. I was also denied entry because of a new neck tattoo Don't know when this policy was implemented but neck tattoos really 2023 . prejudice resulting from preconceived notions that people often hold. Some negative perceptions is that tattooed people are more rebellious, less intelligent, with lower levels of competence, inhibition and sociability. We are not all like that . read more

Brass Monkey - It's a moth - Bars Near Me - San Antonio, Texas

Dropped my wallet outside the bar (next to the "Greeting from San Antonio" wall), didn't know that for almost 2 weeks until I saw my picture with the wallet located near my feet. I'm glad that the "Brass Monkey" sign was visible in the picture, or else I wouldn't have a clue who to call I contacted Brass Monkey and holy moly someone had brought my wallet to them!! I didn't expect this to happen at all cause I dropped it at around 5.30 in the afternoon while the bar wouldn't be opened till 9 PM. The bar was so kind to send it back without asking for anything Definitely recommend this bar to any visitor to San Antonio. I heard that the food/ drink is awesome plus their attempt to protect customers from Covid-19 is excellent as well read more

Brass Monkey - look whose wallet was "left" outside Brass Monkey (on the pavement, in my leg's shadow). - Bars Near Me - San Antonio, Texas

I've never felt so discriminated against because I have tattoos all over my arms,chest and neck! I was turned away from brass monkey for not "covering up" I am a medical professional and I have never felt so ugly for not being able to go into a bar especially one on saint mary's like come on now really? I feel bad for making my whole group of friends leave to go somewhere else!!!! discrimination needs to stop it's 2024 who doesn't have tats? read more

If you don't mind being over charged for crappy drink and if you wanna keep a tab open you have to give your driver licenses on top of your credit lard or debit card. I trust no one with none of my information. I paid 28. 00 for two whisky and coke drinks and it was low grade crappy brand. I really don't mind paying for a drink if it's a good tasting drink. Then this is your place. read more

Idk what's all the yapping, its my first time here & they treated me very good , apparently I need 85 characters to post something tf

Wanted it to be on record that this place has gone down hill and I will never be returning, on top of the drinks tasting virgin and the establishment being not the liveliest, the police guard had the audacity to charge and shove me out of the doorway for waving to my comrades who were on the other side of the door to signal them we were heading out. If having shitty drinks in a roach pit and then getting tackled by their police for STANDING IN A DOORWAY sounds like your kinda night then hell give it a try. Side note - Ruby, Leeloo and Korben would never endorse this place read more

Brass Monkey - Ruby, Leeloo, Korben - Bars Near Me - San Antonio, Texas

Not a queer friendly bar!!! I was waiting in line with other women to go into it. Then one of the security comes up says I NEED to use the men's restroom. I'm trans, was in a skirt and crop top. There was NO WAY I was gonna use the men's. Luckily I went one bar over and they had 0 issue with me using the women's. No such laws in Texas exist banning me from using my gender conforming restroom. Shame, I used to like going here. read more