Who says rich people get to have all the fun restaurants?…read more * * * Crazy Fruits in Kyle is a restaurant that caters to a working class Mexican population. It is on the poor side of Kyle - which means east of I-35. Some of the nearby apartment complexes are pretty nice. There is a nearby trailer park that is not so nice. * * * That said, Crazy Fruits is more fun than a barrel of monkeys. If I lived anywhere between South Austin and San Marcos, I would go out of my way to go to this place. It is a Crazy Michelada - Plain Mexican Lunch - Crazy Mexican Dessert and Crazy Mexican Snack place. Three out of four Crazies means pretty damm crazy. If you are boring or conservative in your food tastes or don't like to take chances, They will make you a plain burrito or a plain taco or a plain hamburger. Do that on a date, and you will put your date right to sleep. * * * Most of what they serve here is Take a basic starter. Add Nutso Ingredient 1. Add Nutso Ingredient 2. Add Nutso Ingredient 3. Add Nutso Ingredient 4. Add Nutso Ingredients 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and as many more as they feel like. The madness piles six inches high on your plate ... or six inches high on your glass. You look at this mountain of insanity in front of you. It is going to take a long time to eat or drink your way through all that insanity. Get started! * * * Here is what I had on my visit to Crazy Fruits in Kyle. What I ordered was middle of the road for what they've got. My beverage was a Michelada. It was served in kind of a standard way with the Michelada mix in the glass, 8 oz of Corona with the mix and 16 oz in the can to keep the Michelada alive. There was the customary tray where some Mexican restaurants put shrimp on top. Instead of shrimp, this Michelada had carne seca, hot and spicy Cheetos, Japanese peanuts, home made potato chips, Takis and Conchitos. Actually that is not quite accurate. This Michelada had a LOT of carne seca, a LOT of hot and spicy Cheetos and a LOT of etc etc etc etc making for an impressive tower on top of my glass. There was a straw and a hole in the tray so I could get to the Michelada and I could add beer as required. That one is called La Botanera if you want to try one yourself. I probably could have made a meal of my Botanera. But silly me, I actually ordered a regular meal. Okay - there was nothing even remotely regular about this meal. I had a platter of their Dorilokos. If you think about your Spanish, You will realize this is a platter of Doritos with stuff on top that is totally loco. In this case, the topping was pork rinds pickled in vinegar and jalapeno, cole slaw made with Mexican crema and cilantro, Parmesan cheese in copious quantity, Niblets out of the can, regular peanuts, pico de gallo and fresh avocado. HOLY PETUNIAS. I went nuts over every single molecule on that platter ... And there are a lot of molecules in a platter that you could have served to a table of four friends. * * * The menu is absolutely huge here. So as fantabulous as my Doritos and my Michelada were, I would be totally curious to order one of the many many many other insane items that they are willing to serve you. Life is too short not to go crazy.

Shrimp cocktail was pretty nasty. I ordered a large and they served it in a slim medium size cup…read more There's was only 7 shrimps inside. To top it off I got a "Cust Serv Subcharge". Never coming again, not worth the money for low quality food.

Great service, fresh fruit, delicious! We all had a…read moredifferent item. My sons both had the fresh fruit slush and I had the fruit granola honey bowl. Yummy!

Very clean location. The cashier misheard me and made my cup with only strawberries and grape which…read morejust so happened to be the 2 things I asked her to leave off. Unfortunately, I did not notice until I got home. I was able to go back and received a corrected cup. Friendly staff.

I love this bakery. It feels like my childhood and so nostalgic eating the Mexican pastries that my…read moremom loved. The selection is huge and they have everything from polvorones cookies to huge cinnamon rolls. They offer refrigerated pastries like tres leches, etc. I like the service, you get a server who uses a small basket and they walk along the cases as you make your selection. They package it all up in a bakery box for you. They also have a restaurant here that I have not tried. The vibe feels trendy and modern with a Mexican twist.

This was my first time trying this restaurant and my friends wanted to see what it was all about…read more I ordered a lunch plate and a chorizo and egg taco. Everything that I had was super good and loved the taco. Their service was super fast. We did not wait very long until we got our plate and they have quite a bit of seating inside. Everyone was super friendly and have lots of baked good options to meet everyone's needs. Their prices were very reasonable and I would totally come back again.

Just moved to Kyle from Chicago, tried KDG for the first time today. Here are some thoughts:…read more -Feels like a small town coffee shop, not like Starbucks, Dunkin', etc. -Inside is nice, a few tables, not a ton of seating. Restrooms are nice. -I ordered a vanilla latte, and it was very good--great coffee flavor! -Service was friendly and good. Prices are reasonable. Recommended.

Ducked in here on a road trip to caffeinate and wait out some rain - very friendly service, the…read moregirl working was so sweet and helped answer some of my questions. The latte and Italia Cream Soda were made quickly and both had great flavor to them! Would stop here again!

This is an Herbalife MLM scam. From the outside and online, it looks like a normal smoothie, açaí…read morespot. However, it is very evident it is just a large scale Herbalife selling store. No fresh fruit available and the person working had to look at the recipes to make a very basic "protein shake". Questionable ingredients and already have a large scale lawsuit against the company. I would skip.

I love that there is finally a place for acai bowls in kyle. That is personally the only reason my…read morefriends and I come here but all of there stuff looks really good. It also has a cute interior good for just lounging or if you need to do any work. The lady that always helps us out is super nice and informative

After the disappointing showing across the street, decided to try the cute coffee caravan promising…read more"European inspired" Java. With a curated menu of both classic coffees and the sweeter fare, they did not disappoint. The iced cafe dobbio was rich and bitter in the best way. While I enjoyed this cold one, I might have preferred to take it hot with the perhaps last chilly day before the summer swelter begins. The staff was knowledgeable and ensure that they were preparing the order in a way I would enjoy. I will definitely be frequenting this spot and bring my coffee snob friend the next time.

My favorite type of way to have my morning drink and to find a spot with it in the name. Cute space…read morewith outdoor seating dedicated to correct European drinks of Java. Friendly barista with quick service. Nice find in the area.

this easily became my best friend and i's go to coffee place. i usually get some variant of the…read moremach 10 (this time w pumpkin super yummy) one thing i love abt this place is the prices and the stamp card. tho an incentive to make me spend more money here... well. just take all my money. the coffee is yummy

I've always loved this location and had good experiences before today. Went and ordered a riser and…read morea coffee. to be completely fair I had switched my order from originally 2 risers and got a coffee instead. when we got to the window they have replaced the wrong drink so I asked if it could be remade how i'd ordered. no big deal totally on me as i wasn't clear. but what was a little hurtful was the girl taking the original drink and charging us extra and being very passive aggressive. Then when i got my coffee which i ordered with oatmilk it was made with regular milk. i didn't realize until a few sips in. I'm allergic to dairy so now i'm going to be sick to my stomach for the ready of the day. Please be more careful in the future baristas. It's not always just a preference for non dairy sometimes it's a legitimate dietary restriction!

From Chicago, my daughters introduced me to BR yesterday. Here are some thoughts:…read more -We only went through the drive-thru so I can't comment on the inside. -I ordered an iced caramel blondie, with caramel and white chocolate. I love sweet coffee and this was sweet with a really rich coffee flavor! -My girls ordered a regular coffee and a matcha tea--both raved about their drinks. 3 very satisfied customers. Highly recommended!

The young girls who work in Black Rock Kyle are the best! The blondie is our favorite drink right…read morenow. But we do try the specials too. The girls are great at giving suggestions and new flavor options. It's always a fun experience.