Surprise fave of our San Juan trip--old burger spot was legit…read more Food: 5 Service: 5 Atmosphere: 4 Cost to worth it rating: 5 ($4.25 for the burger!) Opentableable: no reservations Return worthiness: yes Highlights: - Burgers: thick and a bit rounded. Pure meat with not much seasoning in a good way--delicious. 5 stars - Onion rings: legit crispy and thick. 4.25 stars - Wine burger: braised in wine was a fun idea--mild flavor though. 4 stars - Fries: McDonald's style. 4 stars - Drinks: had fresh juices and cocktails in addition to sodas in cans. - Options: few cheeses to choose from (cheddar, roquefort) and also have chicken. Bacon is also an option. "Salad" (aka lettuce and tomato are extra 90 cents) - Squeezy ketchup bottles on the table were appreciated. - Has a drive thru! - Open late - Locals and visitors enjoying it - Friendly and efficient staff - Huge spot with a smaller dining room on one side and larger on the other. Midlights: - Smaller burger than you'd expect so you may need to get multiples if you are like my hungry teenage son - Pina colada: not expecting much but cool they even offered one Lowlights: - If you are staying down in old town bit too far to walk up the hill especially in the summer heat, so need to take an Uber around to it

I went on a Saturday night at about 8:45. There was a brief wait since I had a large group but the…read moreline moved pretty fast. The food was good! Nothing that I tried was bad. It was interesting that all of the burger toppings are brought to you separate from the burger so you can add whatever you want. It was also interesting that the patty came in the form of a meat ball instead of a flat patty. The service was a bit slow but they were busy. I got seated at about 9:05, was provided the menu at 9:15, placed my order at 9:25, and all of the food came at 10. I would recommend getting drinks and appetizers since the burgers and sides are made as ordered so it can take a while. There is parking available in a small lot as well as on the street.

Amidst the touristy Condado area, it's great to get a decent burger. Love that they also have the…read moreSkinny burger (no buns) for the card-conscious and gluten-free. The sweet potato fries were delicious, but was impressed with the wide array of sauces available. Experiment! Loved the banana ketchup!

Edible but not great burgers, very poor quality fries, and not very clean…read more Food: The double bacon cheeseburger was good but not great. We ordered it with sauteed mushrooms, jalapenos, and mustard. We specifically asked if the mushrooms were fresh or canned, and we were assured they were fresh. The mushrooms tasted like horrible canned mushrooms and we picked most of them off. The bacon was miniscule. No mustard on the burger. The patties were good, and we could tell they were handmade and not frozen. We ordered the sweet potato fries and asked if they would double fry them. The lady behind the counter assured us double frying would not be an issue. The sweet potato fries were the worst we've ever had- totally soggy and only lukewarm. We ate a few and simply threw out 99% of the serving. Drinks: Craft beer available including Lagunitas IPA on draft. Service: Order at counter, pickup at counter Overall cleanliness: below average

Burgers were ok however keep in mind PR isn't known for their burgers. They tasted like something…read moreone can make at home. Not bad at all but also nothing that stood out. The only reason I'm giving it a 3 is that service was slow and we were the only ones there. Took a good 20+ minutes for 4 burgers. We'd definitely go back just to get a break from all the other goodies you can get at the kioskos. Hopefully their service will be better and faster next time.

Very friendly waitress/bartender. Great menu selection 1/3 of the prices of my nearby resort. Great…read moreflavor and cook to order dishes. This is my second visit. One con, chicken breast wasn't fully cooked (really thick), but they did ask me if I wanted a substitute or cooked differently. Drinks beer/alcohol very reasonable. Bathrooms are actual out houses in the back of the restaurant (not connected), a little scary to me. I did use it and survived.

Holy cow--an outstanding smash burger. Juicy, perfectly seared, and packed with flavor, this is the…read morekind of burger that punches well above its weight. Yes, it's in a mall--but don't let that fool you. I make it a point to stop here for lunch every time I'm in town. Consistently excellent, deeply satisfying, and proof that great food can come from unexpected places. A must-stop if you appreciate a properly done smash burger.

There was a long line for this burger place in the mall but I didn't see the hype! I was excited to…read moretry these burgers but the patty tasted very charred/burnt with minimal flavor. The lettuce was the best part because it was crisp and fresh. The two young ladies working the counter were not very friendly or welcoming but seemed to just be bored. The ambiance is a counter service burger joint in the mall. No eating space available as its decor reflects a food truck vibe but there is food court seating nearby.

The burger was awesome!!! If you're a burger lover like me, you Definitely should visit. The…read moreburger was everything I wanted and didn't know. Delicious. Their dips are absolutely amazing. All of them -so good! Fries -ask for them hot, if not, it's under a lamp. Services very exceptional. Ambience is spacious, tall ceilings, great music!

First time visiting the T-Mobile District and decided to stop in for a good cheeseburger after this…read moreplace caught my eye. At first, everything seemed fine. We were greeted, seated inside, and our order was taken with no issues. Unfortunately, the experience quickly went downhill and became one of the most unsanitary restaurant experiences I've ever witnessed. While we were waiting on our food, a man walked in with a dog. It was obvious the staff knew him because several employees immediately started interacting with the dog. The first thing I noticed was our waitress using both of her hands to pet the dog while the dog repeatedly licked her hands. In my mind, I thought surely she would go wash or sanitize her hands afterward. Instead, she proceeded directly toward the kitchen area and started preparing the condiments for our burgers without washing or sanitizing her hands at all. She then brought those condiments directly to our table. At that point, I politely told her she needed to wash her hands and that we no longer wanted the condiments. She walked away to the back, but the situation only got worse from there. The dog was approximately one foot away from our table the entire time. Personally, I do not believe dogs belong inside restaurants, especially around food preparation areas. Dogs carry germs, and anyone who owns dogs knows one of the first things they do when greeting other dogs is sniff each other's private areas. Watching staff pet the dog and immediately return to handling food and kitchen items without washing their hands was honestly disgusting. As we waited for the manager, another employee came up and allowed the dog to lick all over his hands. Right after that, he proceeded directly into the kitchen area to continue cooking food -- again, no hand washing, no sanitizer, nothing. We watched at least three more employees interact with the dog and only one person actually washed their hands afterward. When the manager finally came over, I explained exactly what had happened and asked him if he truly believed this was sanitary. His response was basically that dogs are welcome in the establishment and that he would "tell the staff to wash their hands." His attitude came across very dismissive, like he really didn't care about the seriousness of the situation. At that point, I asked for the bill for our drinks because there was absolutely no way I was going to eat food from an establishment operating like that. To make matters even worse, while we were paying, the man with the dog proceeded to take the dog toward the back near the kitchen area. Completely unacceptable and unsanitary. I understand some places are dog-friendly, but there still has to be health standards and proper hygiene when employees are handling food. Watching staff pet and get licked by a dog and then immediately touch food items and kitchen equipment without washing their hands ruined the entire experience for me. I will definitely not be returning.

This is a new McDonald's location in San Juan. We stopped in to cool off and grab a quick lunch…read more They have a parking lot with plenty of parking at this location. You can order either at the counter or at an online screen. We ordered on the screen. You would like those. There was not many clean tables when we arrived, but as we were leaving they were cleaning the tables - must have been rush hour as they were pretty busy. It took a little while to get our food and despite using the table drop option we had to go get our food at the front counter. That was no worries, but they forgot two separate items from our order. What we did get was fresh. There is no refills on soft drinks at this location - FYI.

There is a particular genus of institution that has achieved such ubiquity that it has ceased to be…read moreexperienced and has instead merely been endured. McDonald's is not a restaurant in any meaningful sense of the word. It is infrastructure. It is a utility. It is the fast food equivalent of a municipal sewage system -- present everywhere, desperately necessary to no one, and something the civilized person prefers not to think about too carefully while it is happening. And yet, here we are. Thinking about it. Because someone must. The Proposition McDonald's sells you the following promise: food, fast, cheap. It fulfills all three terms of this contract with depressing reliability. The food arrives quickly. It is inexpensive. Whether it qualifies as food in the nutritional, philosophical, or culinary sense of the word is a matter that the corporation's legal team has spent considerable resources ensuring you never fully resolve. The Big Mac -- that crown jewel of processed ambition -- is a construction of such engineered palatability that it bypasses the rational mind entirely and speaks directly to the most primitive, least discerning quadrant of the human brain. It does not taste good so much as it triggers a response that evolution has not yet learned to distinguish from tasting good. This is not cooking. This is neuroscience with a sesame seed bun. The McDouble exists at a price point so aggressively low that it constitutes, effectively, a financial argument against eating well. For the cost of a single piece of fruit, McDonald's will sell you two beef patties, processed cheese, ketchup, mustard, and the quiet understanding that you have made a choice that will compound with interest over the coming decades. The Obesity Question: Let Us Not Look Away It would be professionally irresponsible to review McDonald's in 2026 without addressing the gravitational reality that hovers over the golden arches like a particularly well-fed specter. The science is not subtle. Frequent consumption of fast food is strongly associated with weight gain, obesity, and related metabolic disorders including type 2 diabetes and cardiovascular disease. McDonald's, as the world's largest fast food chain serving tens of millions of customers daily, occupies a position of extraordinary influence over the collective waistline of humanity -- an influence it has exercised with the ethical restraint of a casino that also sells cigarettes. A standard McDonald's meal -- a Big Mac, medium fries, and a medium soft drink -- delivers approximately 1,100 calories, 44 grams of fat, and 1,225 milligrams of sodium in roughly the time it takes to reconsider your life choices. This is not a meal. It is a cardiovascular event in a paper bag. The corporation's genius -- and one must acknowledge genius where it operates, however malevolently -- lies in its portion engineering. The supersizing era, now officially retired but spiritually immortal, trained an entire generation to interpret volume as value, calories as generosity, excess as reward. The children who grew up eating Happy Meals now bring their own children to eat Happy Meals, and the cycle completes itself with the self-satisfied efficiency of a perfectly calibrated machine designed to extract maximum profit from minimum nutritional content. The menu's architecture is a masterclass in making the worst choices feel like the obvious ones. Salads exist. They are on the menu. They are technically available. They are ordered by approximately no one, because they sit adjacent to the McFlurry and the large fries and the Double Quarter Pounder, and the human brain, already compromised by hunger and fluorescent lighting and the olfactory assault of frying oil, makes its calculations accordingly. The Environment: Designed for Defeat The physical experience of a McDonald's location is curated with the precision of a social experiment. The seating is intentionally uncomfortable -- hard, bright, relentlessly unwelcoming -- designed to accelerate consumption and accelerate departure. You are not meant to linger, reflect, or reconsider. You are meant to eat quickly, feel the first wave of salt-and-sugar satisfaction before the regret has time to organize itself into a coherent thought, and leave before the receipt has cooled. The smell -- that particular, proprietary blend of fried oil and industrial beef and synthetic vanilla -- has been so precisely engineered that it functions less as an aroma and more as a Pavlovian command. Grown adults with advanced degrees and fully developed frontal lobes have walked past a McDonald's with no intention of entering and emerged six minutes later holding a bag of something they did not need and will not enjoy remembering.

Sergio the server was great!!! Very professional and kind!!! He recommended local beers and drinks!…read moreFood was extremely good!! The music was very nice! Salsa

Great ambiance! The service was a little slow, but the meal was made to perfection. Chicken wings…read morewere the star of the show! Seasoned perfectly and tasty, even without sauce.. A must try if you're looking for a good Americanized meal.

Fast food that tastes good and is a good price in Isla Verde area? This is a good option!…read more I was a little overwhelmed as I'm not a confident Spanish speaker, but, I sifted through their online menu before I headed in there and that was very helpful! The online menu is in Spanish also But... there are pictures! This helped out a lot! I ordered from what I'm assuming is their $1 menu... it was actually $1.69 per item but for $9, I had plenty of food and it was pretty good! I ordered the: Pechu Krunchy Sandwich - (simple fried chicken sandwich with some kind of sauce and pickles) Pechu Taco- (Flour tortilla with 1 chicken finger, mashed potatoes, and cheese.) Papas Majadas- (Mashed Potatoes) Corn nuggets- (little fried corn hash browns- really good!!) 2 Honey Biscuits It was by no means a healthy meal, but it was good and hit the spot. I did take it back to my hotel to consume. The ambiance inside of the restaurant was pretty standard for a fast food place. If you're looking for some quick food in the area, give this Church's a try! Enjoy!

As the other reviews mentioned do not expect this to be a quick trip. The wait was probably…read more25-30mins long whether you were in line or at the drive thru. The cashiers are not very friendly and they had me standing to the side while they took care of another order that they messed up. The person was very upset and demanded their money back right before I was to begin ordering. The cashier then left went to speak to her boss for over 5 mins. Then she returned back to the register and made a phone call for another 3 minutes as I stood waiting to put my order in. It was extremely rude. A simple apology or if she just would've asked me to wait nicely would have sufficed but I was completely ignored and brushed off. Very off putting and not normal customer service in Puerto Rico. Chicken was good but the biscuits and corn nuggets really stole the show. I'd definitely return but never again at this location. Also the restroom wasn't very clean and was out of toilet paper.