After a long ride from my personal residence to the dol-har market place, i went to the burger kingship in the nearest providence. On the most common occasion of any other date, i love the burger kings food court. The flame grilled broiled patty, the crunch of the lettuce, the sweet sauces of tomato and the smooth creamy cheese, the zesty crunch of a sweet pickle. These buns of heavens and earths moved way to be on a cheep and large meal for a hungering adventurer, such like myself. This establishment, THIS.. PLACE was Despicable. Deplorable. Most Egregious. Inhumane FILTH! Filth! I say! The service was of the upmost contempt. The food was mediocre at best. The best part about this damned establishment is the writing of this review, on the interwebs! The most basic of commodities offered at this establishment were thrown about! Thrown about i tell you, none too happily! For starters, the food was not barely consumable. The server was both incompetent and miserable. The basic requests given unto these "cooks" either were understaffed and unable to do much or anything at all. The menu at the drive through was covered in a most unsightly ivy akin vine and tangle growth. The Milkshakes, oh ho, new let me tell you about this.. pretty little "spectacle". BEHOLD EXIBIT A.)|
A basic chocolate shake. Not to abnormal of difficult to wrap ones head around, correct? Now these "cooks", they put enough chocolate syrup in this beverage to knock out a horse! this is no joke. the powder COATED the outside of the jar. there was enough in there to displace the milk and the shake. This is simply Preposterous! The mere idea of it brings woe to all who saw.
BEHOLD EXIBIT B.)
Now for the second shake. This was supposed to be the green Mandalorian and grogu shake that was themed to the major picture (i have seen the shake and the major picture with my own eyes, both being spectacular). The normal shake is green. Now how these people managed this is beyond me, THEY GAVE US AN UNSTURRED BLUE SHAKE!! Simply outrageous in every respectable manor! It even tasted wrong!
Now to the food. The burgers were ok, ASIDE FROM THE FACT THAT ONE HAD UNBENOUSED AND UNINVITED PICKLES!! Even when asked and requested to not be put on this burger, and agreed to not be put on this burger. The service at this establishment. Good Lord in Heaven Almighty! Then comes the sides! more ideocracy from the employees. The combo as i understand it can be switched with another side. Don't want fries, get mozzarella sticks! But no, the server was arguing with my company present along the trip! the customer is always Correct! and this person seemed to have forgotten that promptly! Now, to the problem of the sides, The server was saying you could not switch these sides. We bought and Paid for Both mozzarella sticks and fries, only to find.. THE MOZZERELLA STICKS AND NO FRIES!! This simple order became a headache for my entire company present! all we wanted was some simple food from the kings court. Humbug it all!! Even the burgers were dry, lacking adequate condiments and sauces. The mozzarella were also overcooked and were partially burned and Exploded! The outlandish Idea of it all! And with the parting words of good evening and good morrow, i leave thee. DO NOT COME TO THIS PLACE! GO TO THE ONE IN HENNREATTA NY INSTED! THEY ARE BETTER! Thank you for your time. Coriolanus Hyne Dunn read more