I'm not sure which happened first. I saw Cassie P.'s review and bookmarked this bakery or I knew I was going to Albany, remembered Cassie P.'s review, and consequently bookmarked it. At any rate, my biggest and sincerest gratitude for her review. I'm not sure I would've found out about this place otherwise.
Continuing with the thank yous, a big one goes out to my boyfriend's stepsister and my boyfriend's mother. They spent over twenty minutes in line waiting for these bites of heaven! Edwin P. and I would've happily waited ourselves, but we got to the airport at 4 PM on the Friday before Christmas. To add insult to injury, this place is so fantabulous (yes, that's fantastic and fabulous all rolled into one) that its cheesecake sells like hotcakes. Meaning: FIRST COME, FIRST SERVE. Had we gone we arrived, cheesecake wouldn't have been a possibility.
From what my boyfriend's family members said, they were among the last to have been able to buy cheesecake. People were buying them by the pounds. Needless to say, I am beyond appreciative, grateful, thankful, and any other synonym you can think of. Seriously, this cheesecake is BOMB.COM. I know I just threw a '90s reference right then and there, but until you take a bite of one of these slices, you won't know what you're missing.
We tried four flavors. They were (in alphabetical order):
-Blueberry Maple: A fluffy cheesecake that melts in your mouth with blueberries on top. The blueberries resemble a sauce, and when you combine that sauce and its chunks of fruit with the cheesecake itself, it's joy to the world. My personal favorite. I could eat this over and over again. Probably a good thing I live in Miami, haha.
-Butter Rum Apple: Maybe not whipped to smoothness like the aforementioned cheesecake, this delectable bite boasts flavors of rum. Just a tinge and you get a kick of it, but no worries to those who dislike alcohol. It's a slight kick, nothing major. The apples on top definitely balance the flavors with a pinch of sweetness. My boyfriend's father's favorite. He would've happily gone to war for this slice had he not already had one previously.
-Caramel Toffee: If you like chocolate and/or coffee, this might be calling your name. I found this one to be a tad crunchy in texture compared to the others but still tasty. Between my boyfriend and his stepsister, it was a sight to behold how this one slowly and surely began to fly by.
-Strawberry: Essentially the same as the Blueberry Maple slice except with the amazingness that is strawberries. While I enjoyed this slice profusely, I feel this flavor is a classic and I have had it way more times than I can count. Still, you haven't experienced this delectable take on it, so by all means, go and do so.
Needless to say, Cheesecake Machismo merits its five stars on Yelp. Or at least I agree with them. The flavor, the taste, the craftsmanship - because yes, these cheesecakes are art - is flawless, perfectly executed, and all that jazz. If ever in the area, GO, GO, GO! Believe me, your taste buds will be happy! read more