Clydesdale Creamery

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Delicious ice cream spot! If you have a sweet tooth, it's an absolute must stop if you're in the area. They're known for their elaborate milkshakes that are topped with cookies, brownies, and other desserts. I ordered the Glacier Mint sundae, which is a smaller version of their 16oz special milkshake, but still with all the delicious toppings. The mint chocolate chip ice cream was very creamy and packed with chocolate chips, didn't taste too sugary, and even included cookie pieces. On top of the ice cream scoop was fluffy whipped cream and a slice of chocolate cake. It was fresh, rich, and packed with flavor. Truly a dessert all in it's own, but mixed perfectly with the mint ice cream. To make it even more incredible, they put fudgy chocolate around the rim of the bowl and rolled it in Andes mint pieces. It was hard to finish because of how filling and sweet the sundae is, but worth every bite. I was even surprised it was only $10. Wish I lived closer to come here all the time! read more

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Great place to grab some ice cream while visiting Glacier National Park. Close enough to Kalispell, MT that I'd say it's worth the drive from the moment you land to venture here. This specialty sundae pictured is their huckleberry and was incredible, especially after a long day of hiking. The staff was friendly and in good spirits as the line was almost out the door at 7pm on a Thursday. It has that almost "small coffee shop" feel but it makes use of the space nicely. Highly recommend. read more

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My husband had the Caramel Swirl and I got a scoop of their dark cherry and a scoop of the huckleberry (everyone online was saying it was a must have) but I have to say, I preferred the cherry over the huckleberry. The ice cream was so creamy. The staff was so nice and the place itself was clean and very aesthetic. We would absolutely come back when visiting. read more

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Val K.

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We arrived at 7:06 pm, on a Wednesday evening. There was one employee, no one else t help Him with a crowd of roughly 15 guests. Our party was 5. We ordered 4 speciality milkshakes, 1 single scoop and cappuccino. Just off the bat- the cappuccino shouldn't be allowed to be called coffee, let alone cappuccino. While the wow factor of the speciality shakes was lovely, waiting until 7:40 pm for them was less than lovely. While I could write more on the utter disappointment of the flavor found in all the ice cream, I shall not. This was our first, and last visit. Save your evening- hit up Sweet Peaks instead. read more

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Karisa L.

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I mean you really can't go wrong with ice cream! This is a cute locally owned spot with outdoor and indoor seating. Street parking or parking in the ramp up the block is available. Staff was nice, store was busy expect to wait for a little bit 10-20 minutes. Ice cream was delicious! read more

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Victoria G.

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Mind-blowing milkshakes! Great service. Clean establishment with a nice bathroom. They have a great merchandise section with soft cozy sweatshirts and stuffed animals for the kids. The ice cream is delicious! I need to go back and try the coffee drinks! They also had a non-dairy sorbet. Highly recommend! read more

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Clydesdale Creamery - Yellowstone cookie dough milkshake - delicious! - Ice Cream & Frozen Yogurt Near Me - Whitefish, Montana

Clydesdale Creamery - Merchandise section. The sweatshirts were so soft! - Ice Cream & Frozen Yogurt Near Me - Whitefish, Montana

Clydesdale Creamery - Cookie dough milkshake- so good! - Ice Cream & Frozen Yogurt Near Me - Whitefish, Montana

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After a long day of hiking, this was a perfect treat to cap the night! Huckleberry ice cream was delicious!!! And so were the chocolate cookie dough and cookie and cream for my Cookie Monster! read more

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Surina C.

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Decided to come back to Clydesdale Creamy to try another flavor other than huckleberry. I ordered the cookies and cream, which was good. I had to knock down a star from last time because the staff was not friendly. I felt ignored and disregarded, and had to flag down the staff to be able to order. I was disappointed because the other night the girls were open to offering flavor suggestions and were very nice. read more

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Thank you for giving us another try and for sharing your experience.…

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Wendy M.

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This ice cream shop deserves a standing ovation... and maybe a medal for patience. We accidentally showed up after closing (classic us), but instead of chasing us away with waffle cones like torches, the staff actually let us in. Bless these dairy saints. Now, you'd think after being granted this miracle, we'd show some restraint. Nope. Faced with too many delicious options, we collectively lost our ability to make decisions like functioning adults. So I did what any responsible humans would do: I ordered FOUR ice creams. After hours. Every flavor slapped! In conclusion: amazing ice cream, incredible staff, 10/10 would inconvenience again (but we promise to come during normal hours next time). read more

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Kedma O.

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When you're in Kalispell Montana, this is the place to go for ice cream. Excellent options read more

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I really wish I would've gotten the woman's name working today. She had darker brown hair a little longer than her shoulders. She was absolutely slammed, still extremely personable, fun and friendly. They had so many fun ice cream choices, the craziest milkshakes and ice cream egg carton, full of flavors, etc! read more

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Anna W.

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AWESOME ICE CREAM SPOT! We had the huckleberry shake and it was delicious. Super cute inside and out. read more

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Thanks so much for the love! Thrilled you enjoyed the huckleberry…

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Chad M.

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What a perfect stop on a warm, summer day in Whitefish, Montana! The space is cute and the vibes are great. Delta was super friendly, answering all of my questions before making me a delicious iced latte with cinnamon and maple syrup. I couldn't resist a scoop of the huckleberry ice cream either (and I'm glad I didn't!). It was creamy, rich, and just sweet enough for my likes. We will have to come back for a milk shake, because watching one of those get made is like watching art come to life in front of you -- definitely worthy of a social media post. read more

Clydesdale Creamery - One of the very cute indoor tables, perfect for a hang out. There's even some board games to play while you're there. - Ice Cream & Frozen Yogurt Near Me - Whitefish, Montana

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Ramona P.

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Fun environment. Had a hot chocolate and cookie dough nachos. And a latte. The staff was rushed and little unpleasant. They advertised frozen yogurt but didn't have any! read more

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Such a cool spot! Tons of photo ops and delicious farm to table ice cream! Was helped by Fiorella & Lexi and they were so sweet and helpful! Will def return! read more

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Toby Y.

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Every menu item is a mini masterpiece work of deliciously sweet art. I particularly loved that I got to try a new coffee drink they were developing with butterscotch and it's now my new favorite specialty coffee drink. Our barista Delta was attentive and detailed with our sweet masterpieces. The shop itself is adorably cute with fun gifts and merch and table settings perfect for date night. If you sit outside the view over the river is great. read more

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Chris M.

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The staff and ambiance was outstanding along with the ice cream creations they made. Well done

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A nice walk up counter with good customer service. We had a mini version of a fancy shake and it was delicious.

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Lisa S.

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Ice cream lover here. The shop is very cute and the service was friendly. However, the most bland milkshake I have ever had. It literally tasted like a glass of 1/2 and 1/2 garnished with a stale cookie. On a separate visit, my son came in with his girlfriend and he was charged for the keepsake glass without being asked, he didn't want it but was stuck with it. He also thought the milkshakes were bland. Won't be back for another $16 milkshake. read more

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Doug F.

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Very good! We had sundaes and they didn't disappoint! Would absolutely recommend!!! Bonus points for very cute atmosphere!

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Jonathan C.

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They ice cream is good...tourist town prices..customer was amazing....very cooly decorated ...Whitefish is s neat town.

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Ryan

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Really great hot chocolate and vanilla ice cream! Service was amazing! Very cute shop!

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DO P.

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Massive smiles from the kids to match the massive desserts. Came here after we visited the farm. Great service.

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Matt A.

Love hearing that! Big smiles and big desserts are exactly what we’re…

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Sayani P.

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Amazing fresh creamy, flavorful ice cream that it was so hard to pick a couple flavors. Fortunately, they recommended to get a 6 flavor sampler - best choice ever! The staff is super friendly and helpful. Def will be coming back read more

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More info about Clydesdale Creamery

16 Baker Ave
Whitefish, MT 59937
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(406) 270-4460
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http://www.clydesdalecreamery.com

Hours

What time does Clydesdale Creamery open?

Clydesdale Creamery opens at 10:00 AM on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

What time does Clydesdale Creamery close?

Clydesdale Creamery closes at 10:00 PM on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

Mon-Sun 10:00 AM - 10:00 PM

Payment methods

Does Clydesdale Creamery take Bitcoin?

No, Clydesdale Creamery does not take Bitcoin.

Does Clydesdale Creamery take credit cards?

Yes, Clydesdale Creamery takes credit cards.

Food & Alcohol

Does Clydesdale Creamery have catering options?

No, Clydesdale Creamery does not have catering options.

Does Clydesdale Creamery have a drive thru?

No, Clydesdale Creamery does not have a drive thru.

Indoor Amenities

Does Clydesdale Creamery allow dogs?

Yes, Clydesdale Creamery allows dogs.

Outdoor Amenities

Does Clydesdale Creamery have bike parking?

Yes, Clydesdale Creamery has bike parking.

Does Clydesdale Creamery have outdoor seating?

Yes, Clydesdale Creamery has outdoor seating options.

Does Clydesdale Creamery have parking?

Yes, Clydesdale Creamery has parking options. Street Parking

Other Amenities

Is Clydesdale Creamery wheelchair accessible?

Yes, Clydesdale Creamery is wheelchair accessible.

Does Clydesdale Creamery have free WiFi?

Yes, Clydesdale Creamery has free WiFi.

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Specialties

Indulge in exquisite milkshakes, creamy ice cream creations and aromatic espresso at Clydesdale Creamery Saloon, nestled in the picturesque town of Whitefish, Montana. Since its inception in 2024, this charming establishment has captivated ice cream aficionados with its delectable offerings, ensuring a sweet escape for every guest.

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Review Highlights - Clydesdale Creamery

“I couldn't resist a scoop of the huckleberry ice cream either (and I'm glad I didn't!).”

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Sweet Peaks

Wow! One of the best ice cream spots I have ever been to. They have such fun flavors on rotation,…read moreit's fresh and creamy! If you're in whitefish this is a must stop!

Amazing huckleberry and rich chocolate ice cream. Some of the best ice cream I've had! Great qualityread more

Huckleberry vibes. Kids scoop at $4.

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Farm To Table Icecream

4.4

(25 reviews)

7.7 mi

We came here on two occasions, both after long days of hiking where my hunger couldn't be satisfied…read moreby just dinner and I needed a sweet treat I got a huckleberry milkshake on our first visit, and an espresso chip milkshake on our second. Both of them were so delicious, the shop employees were friendly and efficient, and it was just a great choice for local ice cream. If we end up visiting Glacier again, which I hope we do, this will definitely be a stop for us again.

The ice cream is really good & the service was too, but my waffle cone was completely burnt (like…read morenot well done, it tasted charred and was not edible) and we did ask for a replacement and that one was still completely burnt all in the middle. They smelled so yummy when we walked in, but maybe avoid the waffle cones and stick to the ice cream ‍

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Sweet Retreat Creamery

4.8

(27 reviews)

7.3 mi

Ice cream is amazing and the waffle cones are delicious and fresh. The person working was welcoming…read moreand friendly. Would definitely come back again if we're ever in the area. The salted caramel ice cream was especially good!

Absolutely loved this stop during our visit to Glacier. We stopped in after a late lunch at…read moreBackslope Brewery and we had a very short wait. The staff working were very helpful and quick to answer questions and give recommendations. I got a chocolate dish and really enjoyed it. This was a perfect dessert after a day of hiking. The space I had seating inside and outside. I would recommend to anyone in the area and I would return for our next trip to Glacier!

Enjoy some time with friends as you share ice cream!

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Loula's Cafe

Great people, Great Service, overall, a great place with great food and pies…read more if you're in Whitefish MT, stop in and check it out. Lemon cream stuffed French Toast is awesome.

Lovely place, great service! Our group of 3 waited about 10-15 minutes for a table. Since there was…read morestreet parking right outside, we walked around a bit while we waited. Our server was friendly and straight to the point. We were on our way to Washington, so her recommendations helped us on decision time. The food was solid breakfast/diner food, and the prices were very reasonable. We originally came for the pies and pastries but after filling up on breakfast, we took them to go. Overall, a nice spot, and I'd recommend it if you're looking for a good bite to eat.

Lemon Stuffed French Toast

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Boudoir Bar Café

4.7

(33 reviews)

0.2 mi

Located in the main town center in Whitefish. Huge cafe as you walk in. Uniquely decorated and very…read moreclean inside the store. The staff greeted as soon as we entered. They have plenty of options to choose from. Our drinks were really well made. Healthy breakfast options! A bit pricey. They have great seating area and play area for small kids. Great place to stop by to grab a drink.

What a beautifully coffee shop! The decor was gorgeous! Everything was clean, organized and…read morebeautiful! Cute seating areas. Very chic! The staff was kind and helpful!! My latte was delicious!!!! They even have an area for little once! It's located in a downtown area, parking could be a little tight, but you will find some.

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Huck's Place

Breakfast burrito is amazing!! Best I've had actually. But service can take awhile sometimes so I…read moreusually call to order ahead.

This place is hit and miss. Their food is good but waiting 35 min for a to-go breakfast sandwich is…read moreunacceptable.

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Fleur Bake Shop

You do not expect a small town in Montana to have a bakery like this…read more So many cool and unique options, and easily some of the best baked goods I've had. The coffee is great too -- nothing that completely blows your socks off, but definitely solid and gets the job done. Would absolutely recommend it to anyone with a sweet tooth.

Fleur is so stinking cute. I absolutely love the aesthetic of this place…read more I always try to stop here when I'm in the Whitefish area. The baked goods and coffee are both so good, and they even have some gluten free and dairy free options which is a huge plus. We tried a few pastries and everything was delicious, but the standout was the huckleberry cream cheese danish. So good. I also love that they make their coffee syrups in house. The latte was really yummy and the foam on top was beautifully presented. The staff is seriously so kind and welcoming, which makes the whole experience even better.

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Burly's

5.0

(1 review)

0.7 mi

Whitefish city beach snack stand. Stopped in while spending the day in jet skis. Right on the…read moremain city beach so it's easy access and convenient. Local hotdogs and sweet peaks ice cream.

Wild Coffee

Coffee - A+ Food - solid A (biscuits!)…read moreService - same The issue - the absolute shit music they play really loud. I get it - I'm probably old (and grew up on 80/90s hip hop). But auto tuned music in a MT coffee shop? Change it and I'm yours forever. Otherwise I prefer not to feel like I am shopping at Anthropology while I drink your kick ass coffee.

Fast and friendly service make this place a solid choice. I went just as they opened so it was a…read morebit early for the full blast music which other reviewers have complained about.

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Copperleaf Chocolat Company

The secret of this spot isn't the chocolates, but the BOOKS!…read more Trivia: What unique element is included in every book with the price of the book? Super helpful counter help. Ask about the special, rare, signed books. Horse by Geraldine Brooks, several Neil Gaiman hardcovers. And a Longfellow book that looked awesome. Plus so many others. Books are well organized. It is a little cramped, especially if the spot gets more than 10 people mulling around. So not really a place to stop and consider books. And yes, there are chocolates in the back.

Great aesthetic!! What could be better than chocolates and books?!? The candy is very rich and…read moreflavorful. So many kinds and flavors!!

The signed/rare collection

Handmade gourmet chocolates

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Heavenly chocolates

Loula's Cafe

Great people, Great Service, overall, a great place with great food and pies…read more if you're in Whitefish MT, stop in and check it out. Lemon cream stuffed French Toast is awesome.

Lovely place, great service! Our group of 3 waited about 10-15 minutes for a table. Since there was…read morestreet parking right outside, we walked around a bit while we waited. Our server was friendly and straight to the point. We were on our way to Washington, so her recommendations helped us on decision time. The food was solid breakfast/diner food, and the prices were very reasonable. We originally came for the pies and pastries but after filling up on breakfast, we took them to go. Overall, a nice spot, and I'd recommend it if you're looking for a good bite to eat.

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Sweet Peaks

Wow! One of the best ice cream spots I have ever been to. They have such fun flavors on rotation,…read moreit's fresh and creamy! If you're in whitefish this is a must stop!

Amazing huckleberry and rich chocolate ice cream. Some of the best ice cream I've had! Great qualityread more

Huckleberry vibes. Kids scoop at $4.

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Wild Coffee

Coffee - A+ Food - solid A (biscuits!)…read moreService - same The issue - the absolute shit music they play really loud. I get it - I'm probably old (and grew up on 80/90s hip hop). But auto tuned music in a MT coffee shop? Change it and I'm yours forever. Otherwise I prefer not to feel like I am shopping at Anthropology while I drink your kick ass coffee.

Fast and friendly service make this place a solid choice. I went just as they opened so it was a…read morebit early for the full blast music which other reviewers have complained about.

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INDAH SUSHI

Husband and I were craving sushi after a full day of skiing…read moreon a Wed night. Found Inda Sushi on yelp. Service was great. We were seated right away and the gentleman who waited on us was very pleasant. It is a sushi fusion restaurant so when browsing the menu, some sushi dishes looked quite unfamiliar or unusual. But don't let that deter you from tasting them. We ordered calamari and edamame for appetizers and for the main entre I ordered the Hot Uncle and hubby ordered the Salt & Pepper sushi rolls. Both were delicious and were recommended by our server. They serve big servings. For the sushi rolls- no need to dip in soy sauce- it is already very flavorful. Would definitely come back if we are back in Whitefish or would recommend to friends. Local vibe with good music.

The food was delicious but took quite a while to receive. Service was lacking and it seems they…read moreneed a bit more help in the back of the house. The portion size seemed off for the price for the wagyu sashimi dish but otherwise prices seemed fair. We came here because we were craving sushi but it seems like a place to skip, after all we are in Montana and not anywhere near a coast. Didn't satisfy the craving.

We're soy Indah sushi

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Montana Coffee Traders

Great spot! We tried one of their new charger drinks. Definitely was expecting more flavor but it…read morewas refreshing nonetheless. Cute little shop as well.

Met a friend for lunch and then stopped for an afternoon cold brew. Delicious! They also sell the…read morecold brew/lemonade in a can and I regret not grabbing some but we are running out space in the camper fridge anyway. Service was friendly and fast and they had a lot of fun stuff for sale. Recommend!

Coffee

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Folklore Coffee

4.7

(66 reviews)

0.1 mi

The best coffee shop in Whitefish if only because they open at 6 AM before everyone else... The…read morecinnamon rolls are delicious, the coffee is good and the service is friendly. All around wins.

Folklore is the only reason I didn't commit a felony in an airport this Labor Day. the whole town…read moreis shut down, it was tighter than my jeans after Thanksgiving, my blood sugar was lower than my standards on Tinder, and then boom, Folklore swoops in like a breakfast Jesus. The burrito? So good it made me question every decision I've ever made that wasn't eating here. TSA should honestly strip-search people for smuggling these, because they're criminally addictive, they're weapons of mass satisfaction. Coffee? Dark, hot, and comforting, basically everything my ex wasn't. The staff were still smiling while drowning in a line that looked like Coachella for caffeine addicts. Legends. If you walk out of here unimpressed, check your pulse, because you're either dead or you've been eating at Applebee's too long.