i love danny, He jests at scars that never felt a wound. JULIET appears above at a window But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun. Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon, Who is already sick and pale with grief, That thou her maid art far more fair than she: Be not her maid, since she is envious; Her vestal livery is but sick and green And none but fools do wear it; cast it off. It is my lady, O, it is my love! O, that she knew she were! She speaks yet she says nothing: what of that? Her eye discourses; I will answer it. I am too bold, 'tis not to me she speaks: Two of the fairest stars in all the heaven, Having some business, do entreat her eyes To twinkle in their spheres till they return. What if her eyes were there, they in her head? The brightness of her cheek would shame those stars, As daylight doth a lamp; her eyes in heaven Would through the airy region stream so bright That birds would sing and think it were not night. See, how she leans her cheek upon her hand! O, that I were a glove upon that hand, That I might touch that cheek! JULIET Ay me! ROMEO She speaks: O, speak again, bright angel! for thou art As glorious to this night, being o'er my head As is a winged messenger of heaven Unto the white-upturned wondering eyes Of mortals that fall back to gaze on him When he bestrides the lazy-pacing clouds And sails upon the bosom of the air. read more

The moment you walk up to this illustrious business at Danny's Cream Pies, you are welcomed with open arms and high sexual tension. With a wide selection of cream pies this enthusiastic staff does not shy away from offering all the cream they can possibly produce. Due to the large amounts of confidence, positivity, impeccable customer service, and success it's safe to assume that you will get more than a fair filling of rich and decadent cream. These cream pies have no limits. Danny's Cream Pies offers cream for your mother, of age sister, of age daughter, of age step sister, grandmother, of age girlfriend, and wife. There is no other business that produces a higher quality of cream like Danny's Cream Pies. Bringing families closer since 2014. read more

Words cannot describe how thicc and juicy the cream pies are. The taste is sublime. Flavor profile is exquisite. Venue is extravagant, very inviting environment. Not only from the staff, but also other customers. There was one older gentleman there I was talking to that seemed to be awfully upset when I told him about my day while waiting in line and I told him how I was driving my boat a few days prior (insisted that one doesn't drive a boat), but I didn't take it to heart when he waddled away mumbling "Bumbum bumbum". Everything about the business is perfection. Highly recommend anyone to go out and try it. I cannot wait to return to this establishment. read more

I am usually not a fan of any sort of creampies or sweets... but until my cousin told me about this fine establishment and the history of its owner, i decided to check out the place. Well to my surprise, this is some of the best creampies that i have gotten with my cousin in a long time! To my surprise, Mr Duncan was here with his whole entourage. He was a very nice and wholesome man which i admired very much. Later i learned he also does videos on some website! What a fabulous young man with a heart for entrepreneurship and bettering the community. Ill give this place 69/10 if i could! read more

shits bussin bussin fr doe on my granny. daddy danny gives me the best Cream Pies around town. Once you get a piece of that Pie you can never say goodbye and amen to that. With the upmost worthy and elegant cuisine one could ever ponder upon. With the righteousness of angels descending from the heavens themselves, with the attention and quality of detail proving great immaculacy, with the taste being fabulous, staff being a whirlwind of pleasurement, and Danny being daddy, life is good here at Danny's Cream Pies. :) read more

Best ice cream and cream pies I've ever had. Danny was super friendly towards my mom and my dog. Every merch purchase comes with an ice cream. That's nice to cool you off after you get all those sopping wet girls and moms while wearing a Danny Duncan shirt that you can get at dannyduncan69.com. For some reas you might be able to hear a baby named Aaron crying in the back, I don't know why there's an infant there though. Also DO NOT CHARGE YOUR TESLA HERE!! I would give this a 6.9 but it only goes up to five stars. read more

Best cream pies in the market. When my wife is looking to get a cream pie I can no longer make them for her. She is always complaining that they are not good enough. So I made a plan to help her go out and seek the best cream pie she as ever had. Before I took her to Danny's cream pie's I took her to an Asian place but their serving size is just too small. Danny's cream pie's are the perfect size and will make all of the unsatisfied wives finally happy. 10/5 stars! read more

Best cream pies east of the mississippi. Caters to all ages (babies and papa jim's included) and all sizes (little people are encouraged). I traveled all the way from LA just to get Danny's Cream Pies because they're so creamy and delicious. I would take Danny's Cream Pies over any other ice cream every day of the week and twice on sunday. Gary (the owner) pretty much hand makes the ice cream with his bare hands. A must-try. read more

The cream pie felt amazing in my mouth. Their isn't words to describe the creamy yet delicious goodness that filled my mouth the moment I took a bite into my first Danny Duncan cream pie I really do recommend and would give everyone my own personal cream pie if I knew how to make them so amazing a delightfully filling. "Thou shall taste the cream of pies" The book of Duncan 69:420 Ruslan Junco read more

I know I can only give a 5 star but this should be a 10. The ice cream here is exquisite and the customer service here is amazing, but I wouldn't recommend talking to David I heard many things about him that weren't so good. Something I forgot to mention is I actually haven't been there, but there is something I've been too and its dannyduncan69.com. - moisesramirez69 on ig read more

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If you want a nice and creamy cream pie dannys cream pies is the place to go so if you're out in Florida and you want a creamy and delicious cream pie hit up Danny's cream pies and there's more than creamy cream pies, they have very nice and quality dannys creampies shirts. I had a great experience overall and I would totally go again read more

Delicious ice cram made from Danny Himself with a delicious creamy special ingredient. I have to say one boy with the name tag Aaron was very unhelpful. I might have to call the cops because he looked far too young to work there. I am pretty sure baby's are not allowed to work. He also kept getting cranky, I think he needed a nap. read more

Hi I'm Ronald I wanted to leave this review because Danny's CreamPies changed my life through his big..rich..creamy pies..if your ever in englewood Florida this is the exact type of family environment you wanna bring the wife and kids too..dreams are never too far away when you come in to Danny's famous Creampies.. read more

This cream pie was SO good that I think it GAVE ME a cream pie!! LOL!!! My kids love this place, but I have to know, WHO is the strange man on the sign!?!? I must say, I'm a little scared of him... ANYWAYS, my WIG fell OFF in the PARKING LOT.... Five stars, but you OWE ME a NEW WIG mr cream pie read more

From St. Louis, MO, love Danny's Videos. Have been watching for a long time now, got the opportunity to stop by his shop and get some merch. Really cool experience seeing all that stuff from the videos in real life. Even saw his lifted Honda Fit! Thanks for the laughs man, you're awesome. read more

Best cream pies I've ever eaten in my life, highly recommend Danny's cream pies! Absolutely delicious! I eat cream pies often, and have a reputation for eating cream pies on a daily basis. I know cream pies! I can guarantee you Danny's got your back. (With his cream pies). read more

I loved Mr. Gary's cream pie on my face will 100% be back and recommend to everyone to get cream pied by Mr.Gary. Also there was a small human following me and he smelt really bad there was also a baby walking around and did not stop crying like he needed a diaper change. read more