The bartender (girls) were really friendly, and pretty hot. Not a place I would want to go, given a choice, due to the porn on the walls from back in the day and the loud and obnoxious rock/metal that they play. Just not my cup of tea ! read more

Great atmosphere and service. Like it is named it's just a very laid back casual place to drink and have a good time.

After reading some reviews, and based on some people I've known who LOOOOVE this place, I was skeptical. But as all places that sound seedy, you find a trustworthy female friend and call it an "adventure"! Well, I was wrong. Perhaps knowing a ton of people there that night at least a little helped out, but even without the acquaintances entertaining us, we were getting a decent amount of positive attention....if that's what you're into. I expected Dirt to be a sleazy place where no one would look at me or let me order a drink, but honestly the bartenders were better than Cecil's attention-wise, and the crowd, while trendy and decorated in tattoos and droopy earlobes, was not void of people that someone as uncool as myself could approach. The drinks are mixed well. No complaints there. All in all I'd say go here with friends in case you're put off by the crowd, but go here to have fun. read more

Dirt Bar. I'd do you. 1. Go on Coin Flip Night 2. Order a "Rim Job" shot 3. Artwork on the walls are interesting to look at after a few drinks :) 4. Happy that its a Red Bull account :) read more

Dude, this is a pretty good spot - if you like a GREAT dive bar and music. Staff really cool and attentive. Loss some stars because the first glass I got was dirty. But after that, everything was cool and clean. It's supposedly a legendary hangout and I hear you'll see some celebrities in here on occasion. It has a comfortable scene and I recommend going. It is near downtown too, so you can check out nearby places too. read more

Thursday night at 9pm and it's pretty dead. But the music is good and loud. The staff friendly, attentive and serving yummy beer (I have simple tastes). read more

Dirt Bar - Nice stocked bar. - Dive Bars Near Me - Houston, Texas

I came here with a group after bowling across the street. The bartender was quick to provide drinks for everyone. Unfortunately a couple of minutes later the bartender threw pepper spray on our group. Nobody was unruly or anything. I have never experienced this before so I wasn't sure what had just happened. It took awhile in the bathroom to rinse out the pepper spray from my eyes. Given what happened I can't give this bar more than 1 star. Maybe two stars because we got a quick beer, but let's go with one star because, well we got pepper sprayed. read more

My friend and I were at a concert downtown and after the show we wanted to let the crowd die down and get a drink. The dirt bar did not disappoint! The bartenders are covered in tatts and piercing but super cool. Do not go on an empty stomach, you might have to crawl home! Had a blast, it was crazy hot but other then that had a blast!! read more

Came to houston from NOLA for a show and was on the hunt for a good metal bar- Dirt Bar was a great choice! Great music and a really cool bartender :) Would recommend! read more

Great ambience, unique, friendly and cultured bar tenders. Wasn't a band when I dropped in but seems this place could bring in a great crowd with live music due to the layout and feel. read more

Dirt Bar - Dive Bars Near Me - Houston, Texas

This place has a great atmosphere and a bit eccentric decor. The ceiling is very high with dim lights. The unusual decor includes the skeleton of a horse. People were happily chatting with friends. I had an old fashion, sat back on an easy chair, and drank all this in. They don't serve food here, so after another old fashion, I went out for a meal. read more

Dirt Bar intrigues me........ dark, grungy, bit of attitude, and on good nights filled to the brim with HOTNESS. I am definitely not the hipster/rocker type, yet I am drawn to this place, especially late night. Cyrus first brought me here on Halloween and because of that has been added to my will and testamentary trust. Thank you! And by the way, to the girl that was there on Halloween dressed as the "Meat Inspector".........I think I love you. read more

Read from several sources that the Dirt Bar was one of the best Houston bars to find a hook-up. I went on a Saturday night and hung around for a while. It maintained a male to female ratio of 8 to 1. You could look around and see 3 guys trying to hit on one girl at the same time, none of whom, I think, knew each other. A blonde tending bar would not engage in any type of conversation and seemingly had no personality. Good bartenders interact with the patrons who generate respectful conversations. read more

Was in town for a work conference and stumbled upon this bar while walking around the city. This was the ultimate dive bar, no frills just a good time. The bartender was the sweetest - wrote a list of restaurants and bars for us in the city without us even asking. Ended up coming back here a couple times throughout our stay. Seems busiest when there is a show/event at the HOB down the street because the first night we came we were about the only people in the bar. Would definitely recommend if you are looking for a dive bar in Houston! read more

I really like this bar. I love the location, laid back atmosphere, bartenders, etc... They also have a photo booth which I think is really cool. read more

My all time favorite bar in Houston!! It's definitely my go to bar after a show. It's dark, sexy, and they play some pretty hard rock there! Staff is awesome and the drinks are reasonable. If you like a bar with a little of an edge, you really need to try Dirt Bar! read more

Good place I enjoyed my self. Went there on a Thursday night and is wasn't too busy which helped since my husband and I had never been there it gave us a chance to get to know the bar..the bartenders were great . read more

If you like it dirty, this is the place to be. The dirty martini and olive mixture is the BEST in h-town, my town! Shaken, not stirred.

If you're 40+ years old and still have dreams of becoming the next Dave Navarro, this is the place for you! The pathetic pretentiousness of most of the regulars is just depressing. Unless you've just left House of Blues and still want to drink but Reserve 101 is full, there is really no reason to just come and hang out here. it's sad. really, really sad. However, in response to a few of the previous reviews: 1) Some people obviously don't know what 'hipsters' are, because you rarely find them here. Sad, Motley Crue rejects are not the same thing as hipsters. 2) Regardless of whether or not I like this bar, I will say that the person saying they discriminate is full of crap. I was there that night, that's not exactly how things happened. The person needed to be kicked out, disability or not. jerk. read more

I wanted to like this bar. I really did. It had everything going for it - the feel of a dive combined with the nice furnishings of a new bar, it's right near my house, potentially free drinks (on certain nights the bartenders will flip you a coin for them), rumors that this was an "it" place. And I guess it is an "it" place. Maybe I'm just not an "it" person, I don't know, but what I do know is that the music was essentially an unbearably loud loop of Marilyn Manson and White Zombie remixes and that all of the boys were wearing girl pants. You're going to make me use that cringe-worthy word, but yes, it was full of hipsters. And not the awesome, "Hey, let's listen to records and play with my dog" kind, but the kind with Dragon Ball Z haircuts and A Bathing Ape hoodies, and knuckle tattoos when they don't look a day over seventeen. If that sounds like you or your group of friends - go! You'd probably have a great time. But I found myself shouting "WHAT?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!" at my friends like a crotchety old woman, and grateful that it was my lucky night and I was on a roll with the coin flips. read more

This place is exactly what it's called. A dirt bar. I just wasn't a fan because there were far too many creepers in there. I was afraid of getting roofied. Luckily I was with a good crowd. read more

I always make this my last stop of the night. Love the dark vibe, brings out my inner emo lol.

I actually really liked this place...I went on a Tuesday and it was pretty good crowd in there, I like the whole flip coin thing. It's a big place with two rooms and some sliding doors that separate the big room from the smaller one. However, what I didn't like about my visit here was that I had gone to the restroom in the smaller room and when I came back and tried to join my group in the bigger room again, the big...round..bouncer, who had begun commanding at the sliding doors, would not let me back in...he said it was too crowded and I'd have to wait. Ok there's a few things wrong with that. 1) it wasn't too crowded AT ALL. 2) you're telling me i have to wait in line to get into a bar called DIRT BAR? What are we in Mid-town's hottest new trendy club? 3)I'm already inside! I just wanna go back to the table me and my friends are sitting at where my purse and jacket are at. I like coming to bars like Dirt Bar sometimes to escape the pretentioness of midtown spots, and here I am standing in line waiting for this bouncer to get off his power trip and let me rejoin my friends (which took about 10 minutes) Also, he did grab my arm really ugly and I didn't appreciate that very much either. So in conclusion, this place is great, i had a good time here up until Mr. I'm-in-charge-of-what-part-of-the-bar-you-hang-out at came and ruined it..... read more

It's 7:00 pm and Tool is playing tonight at the Toyota Center. I've been standing at the bar for 12 minutes with no hope of getting a drink. There is one bartender and both bathrooms are out of paper towels and toilet paper. This is poor management at it's worst. I find it hard to believe that Dirt Bar does not have access to the event schedule for the surrounding concert venues. read more

This place is freaking weird. I came for A. The name, B. It was listed as a "Dive Bar". There's nothing wrong per se with this bar. It's just weird. It's a big open space that was practically empty on a Saturday. They had terrible music playing for the most part. The clientele was just all over the board. I guess it's to be expected after a metal core show at the HOB on a Saturday night. read more

I live in New Orleans, so I'm used to dive bars. But this is just not okay. It looks SUPER shady from the outside, just a black building with an address. I had to park in a bunch of mud because the small parking lot was full. I was greeted by a face full of smoke from the many people outside. The inside is equally sparse, with concrete floors and only a few booths, a few posters of vintage porn on the walls that wasn't classy or even funny, and AWFUL music. The bathrooms were filthy (with the paper towel dispenser on the floor..), and I saw a couple emerge before I went in (perhaps the source of the fallen towel dispenser). Yuck. Not encouraging. My only compliment to this place is that their drinks are strong, and the shot (which I can't write the name of in this review) I had was delicious. If you want a less "strange" place in the area, I'd recommend going a few blocks to the bars on Washington instead (just try to avoid the "brahs"). read more

One of my all time favorite places in the world, there really is no other place like the Dirt. It's not only cause its owned by two of my very good friends, it is just the kind of place where you cannot have a bad time. The music is great, most of the people are regulars and I am hard pressed to remember a time I have gone there and not absolutely enjoyed myself. Oh, and I left my debit card there last week. See you guys soon. read more

My all time favorite place to go for a drink! Ambiance and music are always perfect. Great spot to go also before catching a concert at house of blues or the Toyota center read more

I like Dirt Bar! But I really only enjoy being here if it's not busy. If there's a crowd, I'm not into it. There's loads of space to mix and mingle with your pals and the staff are very friendly in my experience. I just want to take that last star off because it's not really like a go-to of mine, nor do I think it will be. But I DO love the music selection though, and that unique feather in their cap, so here you go Dirt Bar, have the last star. read more

This is my 100th review. Dirt Bar is by far the best rock n roll hangout in the downtown area bar none. Want a great staff, decent prices and a dark and friendly atmosphere? Then this is your place. It's a natural post concert hang out since it's across from the HOB and typically the bands end up here as well. Give it a shot! read more

I just recently relocated to houston, and i have to say i've been extremely bored with the nightlife. This is the very first bar that had any flare, any spark, any energy or excitement. Everything else i've experienced is mundane and quiet. Live a little, hell. Yes, there are some hip kids there, but houston has to have them somewhere. Definitely not anywhere else i've been. LOVE IT. read more

In town for a convention, this was between the CC and the hotel. Good little late night venue - definitely more fun than a hotel bar! One night was lively but one night was calm. Guess it's a hit and miss - maybe depends upon what's happening in the downtown area. read more

Words cannot explain how i feel about this place, and how im going to miss it. Dirt bar was an authentic ROCK-BAR, what a rock bar is suppost to be. Dirty/messy/with a rock attitude. This place had 0 tolerance for: POSERS/WANNABE'S/CRY-BABYS/SNOBS and DOUCHEBAGS!!! I had visited this place in the past multiple times and there's really not a whole lot of places like this one. If your into the Alternative/rock scene, you know what i mean. this place had the "Here's your drink, now leave me the f%$# alone" / "I dont want to hear your BITCHING!!! / "if you dont like it, get the F%$# out ATTITUDE!!. and that is exactly why i like it, and going to miss it. This place was not for everyone, specially if your not in the alternative scene. I remeber seeing the douchebags coming in here around 11-12 midnight after getting rejected from the so called "UPSCALE" places. Wearing those stupid Affliction/Ed Hardy shits and girls wearing those short dresses and 6' heels. Me going "FML"... here we go!! Just because you put some old convers shoes and a AC/DC shirt and you only know that 1 song that they play on the radio all the time, doesn t mean your a Rock-Person....... your still a POSER!!!!! ......same goes to all those that are complaing about how dirty this place is, and that you dont like the kind of music they play here. I think you got lost on your way to; whats it called? 8 lounge. You will find what you are looking for there. If you like douchebags wearing those pink button shirts with cheap cologne/driving ferrari's that they rented for the weekend. DIRT BAR, YOU ARE GOING TO BE MISSED!!!!!!!!!!!!! read more

Right across the street from HOB. Went for drinks after a late night and the establishment seemed nice. Bar staff was pretty on top of all the customers and were cordial as we didn't fit what seemed to be the normal crowd there read more

Incredible bar. Excellent service. Everyone here is incredibly kind. You'd be lucky to experience this place if you ever get the chance. A must see in downtown Houston. I'd recommend it to folks across the board. You won't be disappointed read more

The old dirt was a punk paradise. Loud music, a diverse crowd and of course lots of alcohol to make your night a rowdy good time! The new dirt is the same old... outside of House of Blues and down the way from Toyota center it is at a great location for a great time downtown. read more

The service was great!! They ran out of the tequila but the bartender was very accommodating. Drinks were cheap! Would come again!

Totally biased, but totally love this place. It's dark, and there is plenty of rock n roll. 'nuff said read more

Pretty damn awesome bar. Good tunes, good price drinks, and the bartenders are awesome. Was only here for the month for work, but they made it feel like home. Cheers. read more

Only bar I'll go to downtown. This may even be my favorite bar in Houston. Its dark, roomy and lots of rock. If that doesn't sound like a good time, then maybe it isn't your place. Staff is attentive, everyone is friendly...no pretentious idiots...people keep it real here. No food, but you can order from anywhere nearby...door guys are awesome too. Thanks dirt, keep up the great work! read more