The dry rub wings are no longer legendary...fries are meh...garlic cheese bread is tasted like paste... No longer a place to eat!!! read more

This is a solid small town bar, just West of the high rent Excelsior area. Nice selection of beers, friendly staff and classic dive bar ambiance. The 10" cauliflower crust pizza with sausage and peperoni was heaped with cheese and the crust was great. Burger is double patty and serviceable, but won't knock your socks off. Great value for the dollar. read more

Grumpy's Bar - Cold beer and pizza - Beer, Wine & Spirits Near Me - Saint Bonifacius, Minnesota

I keep forgetting not to stop at this place when out west of the cities. The only positive is that it has that dive bar atmosphere. Some what of a good beer selection. But honestly, the food is well below par. My wings were small and burnt. I have ordered a pizza before and the bottom was burnt. I have had what they call chicken strips. They were soggy and breading falling off. I have had their burger before and it was not the greatest. When ordering food it takes a long time. Last time I was there my order took over 45 minutes. I will not be stopping there anymore. read more

One of the best gluten-free pizzas I've ever had. The crust was crunchy and the cheese was a bit crunchy as well. My toppings were pepperoni, sausage, Canadian bacon, and jalapenos. It was delicious. I'll be heading back for sure!! Also, they have a meat raffle. This was fun, and we even won one! read more

Worst burger I've probably ever had. Asked for bacon cheeseburger with mustard and everything. Came with just mustard and uncooked bacon and barely cooked burger. Ewww. Asked the bartender lady and she kinda just shrugged at me. Oh well. Never going back. Maybe it has better beer than burgers. read more

as silly as this sounds, I was insecure to go into this small town bar. My usual experience with small-town bars is that they are full of regulars who turn around and glare at you as you walk in. Not this place! Full of an eclectic crowd... From 20s to 70s. Very welcoming, great food, cheap drinks, all around very comfortable place I walked into. Now my husband and I are here at least once a week. read more

Best made to order pizza in the area! My favorite pizza! My favorite is with all the toppings! They have always been helpful with the ordering process and even if it's been busy the pizza is perfect! read more

Grumpy's Bar - The best pizza in the area! Love the made to order Grumpy's pizza! - Beer, Wine & Spirits Near Me - Saint Bonifacius, Minnesota

Oh boy. Went to Grumpy's at 2 pm to find one of the owners girlfriend/wife/friend already drunk and wobbling around. While she was wobbling around she comes out of the bathroom and falls over and catches her fall on a young customer. Meanwhile the wings we ordered are somehow still in the fryer and when they finally come out the cook gives them to a different group which then the group digs their fingers into the food and then the cook realizes she gave OUR food to them and gives us the food like they didn't just rub their fingers on the food about to pick it up and eat. I look at my wings which have people's fingerprints on them and see how small and wimpy these wings are. These wings look like you just grabbed a robin outside and fried it. The fries and sweet hot ginger sauce was good though I'll give them that. After I eat my strangers dna flavored wings I go to the bathroom to find the definition of a trap house bathroom. The floor is sticky and there are fly's in the urinal and the cloth roll towel dispenser is yellow and crumpled up, not presentable at all. The overall atmosphere in the bar was pretty good and the bartender was nice and efficient. Overall I would not eat here again and do not suggest others to eat here....Unless you like a 10 PM bar atmosphere at 2. read more

I've passed this bar for years and we finally went on a Friday night for the meat raffle. I love a meat raffle. This one was ok pretty busy and very strict one per person rule. But good stuff from mackenthuns! It's a dive bar but fast good service and cheap drinks so it's worth a dive bar stop! Also their pizza is highly recommended!! read more

Although Grumpy's is more of a bar then a restaurant, they have a pretty good selection of "bar food" They have your typical burgers and plenty of various baskets. The chicken strip basket was good and the burger was excellent. read more

Grumpy's Bar - the front of the building - Beer, Wine & Spirits Near Me - Saint Bonifacius, Minnesota

Fantastic pizza!! We ordered to go pizza for our family movie night. Green pepper and sausage and a pepperoni. No complaints from anyone! And I can say it was my top 2 favorite pizzas ever!! Will definitely be ordering pizza to go from here more often. read more

For a smaller town. I would have even suspected a tiny little town to offer a great pizza establishment like this unique bar and grill. There pizza offers an overload of toppings which your tastebuds will just jump out of your mouth and onto that very first slice. The beer is ice cold and frosty. For a bar they never seem to displease anyone. Well maybe some people who already are past a buzz lol. They offer other food as well and every once in a while a meat raffle where you can win delicious cuts of local meat ranging from chicken, beef, pork etc. I would recommend this establishment so if you go through downtown St.Bonificious come check this place out. read more

Literally, the worst burger I have had in my life, and I have had hundreds of burgers. I would never even consider stopping again for food. The pizzas we ordered burnt to a crisp also reminded me of a burnt pop tart. Very disappointed in the food. read more

Pizza is pretty good for a rich craving of cheese. Nothing special but it just has a particular goodness to it that satisfies you unbelievably. Their prices have gone up slightly:( The pizza with everything on it is quite good!! read more

Horrible service! We came from the Renaissance Festival.... waited for server to come to table ..I went up to bar, ordered. food, walked back, brought food back to my table. I am a a server/ bartender and service was awful! read more

I have been there a few times. Once recently. Good tap beers. Good pizza from simple toaster ovens. Garbage pizza is the one to have. Good value close to home, for us anyway. read more

The best "everything" pizza called Grumpy's. The prices are very competitive and they beat the local pizza parlors in price and taste.

Nothing to look at. Great people watching. Best pizza around. Cheap prices. Burgers aren't bad either. Someone complained on here to say the waiter never came over. They usually don't. This is an order at the bar joint. $1 tacos on Mondays. read more

Very enjoyable Dive Bar atmosphere! Being new to the area I went in for the Pizza and feel I left as friend. The owner is friendly as well as the staff, if you like the small town feel and good conversation I recommend you give them a try. And don't forget to get a 5 star Pizza, you won't regret it. read more

Stopped in at lunch. Really enjoyed their "garbage" pizza! Went with long-time patron's of Grumpy's and were treated like one of the gang. Had a great time. read more