Helium offers reasonably priced stand up comedy. They have opened a second room so they can run 2 shows a night. Went to their new show space the neon room. Weird way to get to it, you'll understand. Space setup a bit odd but, acceptable. 2 Item minimum per person per show. Can be drinks or food. I tried their grilled chicken burger and it was meh. pretzel bites were ok. Better food is available elsewhere for the $ (which kind of sucks, cause they can put more effort to up the food here) It's a good place to go if you're into live comedy. read more

Make sure you pregame before coming here because the drinks are not it. Didn't even get a buzz and they're over priced for water down drinks. I had the basket of fries and that was fine. Service was meh, our server disappeared after just coming by twice and then disappearing into the kitchen. Then she came out and came around to let us know it was "last call" over 30 mins before the show was even over. The performances were great tho! read more

Food is an abomination. Yall! You're the biggest comedy club in PORTLAND. Hire a new kitchen manager or chef. You can make cheap food that is delicious. The fact the we are forced to purchase and eat the most frozen below mediocre food is bull! read more

We came here for a show on Sunday (Mother's Day) for shapel Lacey. we were a few minutes late . They gave us a nice two person booth off to the side. Good view and our own table. Again we were LATE! Now the COMPLAINT: We had tickets to Steph Tolev last night 5/15. We arrived 50 minutes EARLY!!! Cuz I love Steph. And had extra time. Tell me why these dumb employees seat us by the KITCHEN DOOR UNDER A HUGE LIGHT THAT NEVER WENT OFF??? And all the at to the fuckn side of the stage??? Told us we had to share our table cuz it's "sold out" I'm like okay? Why can't we sit closer at those you know TEN OTHER EMPTY ASS CHAIRS closer to the stage??? We got here EARLY!!! They proceeded to sit tall people in front of us the rest of the hour . We were beyond confused! The kitchen was SO LOUD it distracted the WHOLE SHOW! also, whoever they let (they choose your seats For you! They walk you to them! It's asinine!) The front row SUCKED! The most BORING LOSER people to ever be chosen for a Steph show for the front row. They didn't laugh at all and were not good crowd work material for her type of comedy. Absolutely blow and let down of a show . And it wasn't because of Steph. It was the way they sat people . The employees. The venue.... What the heck! There were four booths in the middle empty too. We are a married couple. They made us sit with some young kids. It was super awkward and not chill. Helium , Next time you try and tell us we HAVE to sit somewhere ... screw off. We got there early and you make us sit in some jankey ass spot for my FAVORITE comedian. Ruined the whole night! Also the 25 dollar appetizer platter ... that comes out with absolutely nothing from the menu description... tf was that? Came out with half a platter of cauliflower bites, two tiny thumb sized chicken balls... "pretzel" bites and three mozzarella sicks.... The description was; tenders, fries, pretzel bites, jalapeño poppers, mozz sticks. like they forgot or ran out of food and put like a tablespoon of fries (6 fries) on there and dumped all the cauliflower bites in and said "oh that looks fine" no poppers and no chicken! like tf??? It was all air fryer food too. Bullsh*t. Glad we're going to see Jordan Jensen at the venue a block down the road. read more

Had a great time, this was my first time visiting helium comedy club. Tickets are super reasonably priced and general admission seats are first come first serve, they walk your group in and see you together. If you're there early enough. Food and drinks are expensive, they have weight staff that come to you, make sure to order all at once because you can be waiting for a bit but all in all it was good. read more

Had a great first time visiting during the Portland stop of the "That's Messed Up: An SVU Podcast" tour. Some others have mentioned their disappointment with the food offered, but I have to tell you that the Mediterranean platter impressed me. If you're expecting a five-star meal at a bar, you'll probably not get it (in the same price range, at least). But, it was way better than I would have expected! The drinks were pretty good too overall. My main praise is for the staff. Everyone was helpful throughout the process, communicated clearly, and was very flexible with accommodations. read more

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I tried to get information over the phone for an upcoming show, and the phone operator, Sabrina, was very smug and rude. I noticed that when trying to purchase tickets for Ms. Pat for April 17th-19th, her link took me to Helium. It looks like Helium is double-booked with Chris Higgins for the 16th-18th of April. The representative responded very rudely, saying, "I can't change dates." I asked for additional help from a supervisor, but she refused the request. I am not happy, and I just want to purchase tickets for the show. read more

Absolutely horrible place. Dangerously overbooked and overcrowded, incredibly rude staff. As a couple we paid $64 to attend a show here last night. Showed up early and were taken to a tiny 2-top table that had 6 wood chairs crammed around it like Tetris and surrounded by a wall. We were told that they force 6 people to cram into this 2-top, and that we could not even sit next to or across from each other on our date, that we had to sit in single file line with one of us in front (with a wall partially blocking the view) and the other directly behind, in order for the other 4 chairs to be taken by people we did not know. Zero legroom, worse than a plane, crammed into a tuna can with 5 other people. The place was so overcrowded you could barely walk through. I am a slender to average sized person and I could barely get into the front seat as it was literally crammed flush to a wall corner and a table, with a chair right behind it -- so anyone any larger at all would never fit. Incredibly non-inclusive. The person trapped in the front seat also would literally not be able to get up to use the restroom at any point, as you are blocked in by the walls, table, and other seats -- which is clearly a fire and safety hazard. On top of it being unsafe and overcrowded, what is the point of spending $64 on a venue for dinner and a show where you literally cannot look your date in the face because they are stuck behind you, but are staring at a wall jammed in with 4 strangers and a table you can't use? I explained that as a disabled person I could not be stuck in a seat where I could not move my legs or get up for the restroom when needed, or get outside quickly if I overheated to avoid passing out from my POTS and neuro diseases (it was way too hot in there, even for my able-bodied partner, we were suffocating) -- I was scoffed at by the rude staff and told "too bad, this is how we always do it here, take it or leave it." So much for accommodating ADA or just being decent to the customers who give you a paycheck. Not to mention that they REQUIRE each person to purchase 2 drink and food items while there, so we had planned on eating dinner there -- how the fck are 6 people supposed to fit their food and drinks on a 2-TOP, hold dinner in your lap as you awkwardly fumble behind you to try and reach your drink somewhere on the table?! When it's $64 just to get in the door, and the mandatory bar food and drinks are outrageously priced? You have to be fcking kidding me. It was the most horrible overcrowded nightmare I have ever experienced at any comedy club or venue, and the rudest staff ever. The guy just scoffed and said, "If you don't like it you can leave" so we did, and we'll never be back. I have been to comedy clubs all over Chicago and Atlanta and other cities, and this is the worst crap I have ever seen. After reading other 1 and 2 star reviews that say these same things, it is clear that the owner is as rude as the staff (and likely coaches staff to be this way) and that he clearly doesn't give a fck about their paying customers, or our safety or basic comfort or ability to eat their overpriced bar food we are required to purchase. It is clear that they are there to make as much money as possible, and overcrowd the venue to pad their pockets. When a "local" venue cares more about capitalist profit than the safety and experience of their customers -- or their customers' disabilities -- that's a hard no. You don't give a fck about the people keeping you in business? Then you don't deserve to be in business. Avoid this place like the plague. If you want to see comedy at a great venue, go see comedians at the Aladdin or Revolution Hall, or Funhouse Lounge or Kickstand Comedy. You'll have a way better time and you'll be cared for as a customer. read more

It's a great time! Watched a comedy show, got lots of drinks, and just chilled with friends. It was a great night out and service was great!

I had not been here in quite a time. Lady Bunny was here and how could I resist that. Their food is better priced than it was before. The service is actually quite good and my favorite thing was that they mean it. They have a card on each table which states that they have a zero tolerance for hecklers. Some asshole starts asking Lady Bunny questions like it is a Q&A... WTF bro? Yep, cut off by Lady Bunny and then staff descends to toss his ass. Seriously, I paid money to see the performer, not you trying to get your five minutes. read more

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The show was fun, the venue isn't so great. I didn't realize any venue still has 2 item minimums for food/drinks. Such a dated concept. Maybe would have worked if the food was good. The place is packed tightly, tables and chairs much too close together. I really enjoyed the comic that we saw but don't like the venue at all. read more

Good. It was good. Pricey low quality food. Drinks strong. Seating was easy and had a great view. Sound was good. Lighting good. Location worked for us, we were within walking distance.I would go back. read more

Went Sat night with a big group! It was great and the pace was packed. A fun thing to do for the price!

Show: Sommore Pros: This heffa was mad funny. She wasnt as vulgar as I expected. She had the place laughing from start to finish. Her host was equally funny and had me dying laughen. Cons: place is a lil cramped so we were packed in there like sardines. Food is pricey with the 2 drink/item minimum. read more

Had a great experience at the Helium Comedy Club. Came here for the 2024 Portland's Funniest - Preliminary Round and had a great time. The comics were funny, the host even funnier, and liked the interactive option of voting for your favorite comics. The food is what you would expect, picture classic bar food with irregular food temps. The drinks were underwhelming - just stick with beer and wine. I didn't ding the score too much because it's all about the comedy experience not the food & drink. read more

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I go to helium 20+ times a year and have been for over 10 years. The staff especially Ian how I can call the Boss man is awesome. The stay is great. This is definitely an awesome place to have some good laughs. And the comedians are funny too. And I do not work for them. I'm just a fan of comedy. They recently opened up the Downstairs NEON ROOM. Mr. Fresky. Deaky has spoken read more

Helium boasts some big comedic names for a small unassuming club in a low key neighborhood. It is just across the street from a brewery and a couple quick blocks up from a super cool food cart pod. I found parking easily but I gave myself ample time and showed up at the club over 90 mins early. It should be noted that the few open parking spots surrounding the club were taken shortly after I arrived so if you need or want to be close to the venue, plan to arrive early! Our IDs were checked at the door and up the stairs we went to, around a small corner and we found ourselves in the little bar just outside the comedy room. Once our group letter is called, we have our tickets scanned and are ushered into the room, seated near the door with a pretty good view of the stage. I imagine the people who got there sooner, were seated sooner and got the seats up front. We ordered drinks and food, both were decent enough but nothing to write home about. The staff were friendly and we got our things in a timely enough manner. I'll be back for sure! read more

Love this comedy club! Great service, fun food and drinks with an authentic atmosphere. read more

This is our second time at the Helium Comedy Club and we had the pleasure of seeing Corey B. Its was a funny night. We can't remember our waters name but he was good. Prompt service. Always with a good attitude. He kept my beers coming, soooo A+ in my book. All the staff seemed nice.... maybe not the "Security Guy" checking people as they came in. Maybe not talk to people like their doing something wrong and try not acting like it's an inconvenience to you. It was our first impression of the night and what's up with all the questions and not checking anything. If I was being stupid and had brought something, couldn't I just lie and say I didn't have anything? Anywho. We got there a little early, about 45 minutes and it wasn't bad because the line starts in the bar. Nice. There were two areas to wait. General admission and A Reserved Area. General Admission was just standing in line. Reserved was all the seating area with a rope defining the two area's. We noticed some people sat in the Reserved Area and my Wife was there with an injured leg. She somehow figured out how to get into the special area that wasn't even half full and rested her leg while we waited. I didn't mind the wait because they had Monday Night Football on TV. After the doors opened. Reserved first... ya, ya, ya. Then General, we were seated in the back at a nice table. Our new favorite spot. Drinks and food ordered and delivered fast. We had lots of time to eat casually and get comfortable. They had a decent menu. Not a ton of options but a good variety. Some owners think they need 7 page menus. No you don't. The smaller the menu, the faster the cooks will be. We ordered Cheese Sticks and the Mezza Plate. Both were delicious. The food paired well with one of my favorite beer's, "Apocalypse IPA." AND it's a draft beer! Nice. So, had a few of those. The Wife was drinking vodka crans. She likes em. Me, ya, no. Corey B. was the headliner. I've been following him for a few year's now. He's super funny in person. The whole night was full of hilarious comedians. It was a really good night. My only other complaint would be Parking. It's all street parking. That part of town can be a little sketch but we've never had a problem. I think it's mostly Portland to blame. Helium isn't to far from Downtown PDX and downtown is definitely sketchy after dark. Just be aware of your surroundings in Portland. We're looking at some upcoming events to book. Maybe we'll see our friend Sarah on stage again. read more

I recently traveled to Portland over the weekend with a friend. She had never been to Portland before and I wanted to show her all the amazing things that make Portland such a fun place to visit. I decide to take her to see the Saturday night show -- Gavin Matts.  When we arrived, early, I was surprised that the only option the host gave us for seating was a shared table or a table off to the side. We opted for the side table -- no big deal because the cute theater is so intimate and we could still see the stage.  Fifteen minutes into the performance and I was regretting the choice. We could only see the stage if the performer was standing right at the front of it. The first comic totally did that. He was funny and I liked him. The next performer I couldn't see AT ALL. They stood back a little and was very hard to follow without the visuals of their body language and expressions. I was still hopeful at this point that the main act would stand at the front of the stage. The main act was a bust! We couldn't see anything because of the big wall obstructing the stage. It was like listening to an audio book of a comedy performance. I didn't even know where to look and just blindly stared out at the audience the entire time. :( The thing is, I'm sure that if we had the context of seeing his expressions and body language, I would have loved it and had fun. It was very disapointing.  I wrote this in an email and sent it to Helium. When I followed up my email with another very courteous email a few weeks later after getting no response -- still no response. Very bad business, Helium! I will not go back or recommend this business. Now I am reading all of the other bad reviews and it is all making sense. read more

Went for a cheap $13 comedy show, with the catch being everyone must buy 2 items from the bar to eat/drink. All the cocktails were weak including the mojito that tasted like it was out of a can with no real mint. The truly horrible experience was the food though!!!! The Philly cheesesteak was the nastiest driest thing I've ever tried to eat. No flavor, no moisture, and the tiniest amount of meat they could force onto a hot dog bun. The chicken tenders and fries are just the same you could make from home. The pizza pita for $15 was super duper tiny and straight trash like a kid made it. On top of that, they force pick your seat and squeeze everyone to be in each others laps the way they fit 4 people at a table for 2. Most definitely not safe for emergency exits. Someone should look into this place. I'm surprised they're still open read more

Went to see Aries spears and it was nothing short of a good time! Do yourself a favor and make sure to buy all your food and drink once you're inside the club! read more

PROS: * Friendly staff (box office and servers/bartender) * Affordable, budget-friendly tickets * Clean inside the showroom * Cocktails are tasty, but contain very little alcohol CONS: * Sketchy neighborhood after dark; poor street lighting. * Street parking only, no parking lot. * Pre-show waiting area bar is HOT and stuffy in the summer. No A/C just a couple of standing fans that were insufficient. * Overpriced watered-down drinks * Enrance has no clear signage or instructions. Unclear (for first timers) that "will call window" is upstairs. You need to wait in line outside, then go upstairs to pick up tickets. Then wait in the bar area until they open the doors to the comedy room and hosts will seat you. * No advance info re meet-n-greets. They don't tell you until the end of each show (but if you ASK the staff they will tell you). * Reserved VIP seats are too close to the stage. You will literally strain your next looking up; awkwardly close to the stage. We asked to be seated one row back from the stage (which was perfect). * Women's bathroom 3 of 5 stalls were out-of-service for HOURS (clogged toilets), so super long line before/after show read more

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oh my gosh i cant believe they offer 130% tip as the minimum. i'm not even kidding i wish this was a joke!!!!!!!!!!! i ordered a beer for $8.50 and they came with the bill and $11.00 was the starting tip i cant believe this its sooooooo funny fk!!!!!!!!!!! read more

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The food leaves much to be desired. Not a ton of options and the things they do have are just alright. We do love comedy though, and the club is surprisingly spacious compared to places like the Comedy Cellar in NYC. Service is quick and they have some really great acts come through. read more

Helium Comedy Club - Chicken Tenders - Comedy Clubs Near Me - Portland, Oregon

Great venue but very strange way of bringing people into the venue. You line up to the lounge, get your drinks, and then they call you to the theatre by leading you outside to line up again (with alcohol on the sidewalks), and then you go in. Great small venue though. I would go again. read more

Show was wonderful. General seating is only on the upper tier with upgrades sold by the staff on the floor for $20 (or more) cash. Service was okay. Food quality was average. Be aware parties of 6 or more have gratuity built into the bill as well as the point of sale tablets asking you to leave an additional tip on top of the automatic tip. Checks are only provided via tablet held by the wait staff only. (High pressured tipping envirment). read more

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Getting some really good deals on acts and I will say, the ticketing fees are some of the lowest I've seen so the tickets actually remain affordable. They have specials now and they're burgers and/or egg rolls. They're pretty good and the last one was actually a dessert egg roll so you never know what they might come up with. read more

Helium Comedy Club - Comedy Clubs Near Me - Portland, Oregon

The food was okay, husband's Philly sandwich was good, chicken tenders were a little dry like they've been under a heat lamp all day, fries were good. The service could have been better we didn't get our drinks until we were half way done with our food, kind of hard to eat dry chicken with nothing to drink, so my husband went out to get me a water. The atmosphere was nice, we got front row seats, so that was nice and we really enjoyed the show!!! Stone cold and the Jackyl. read more

The most racial discrimination I have ever felt in pdx. My gfs and I got kicked out. The comedian asked if we came here intensional since we were the only non white audience. She even made a comment about us. read more

Food was okay, nothing great. The mozzarella sticks and fries were good but the chicken strips were petrified and cold. Also it was a bummer that all the sauces were pre-packaged, not fresh. The ranch was terrible. They also charged for soda refills so I'd order with light ice next time. I'd probably get dinner elsewhere and just do drinks next time I'm there for a show read more

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Went there to see Lady Bunny and the show was amazing. Service was impeccable and loved the whole experience. FYI - the cherry limeade is yummy read more

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I purchased reserved seating and showed up early. My group was placed in the back along the side. Before being seated I asked about moving tables so we could have a better seat and were flat out told no. But people showed up late and got front row seating. One group even showed up after it started and a table was added right in front. It's not fair when there is only one price for reserved seating, yet other people after you get a better spot. Either start assigning tables at purchase or give to first come first served to be fair. My other issue with the reserved seating was that there were so many people walking back and forth, it was distracting. And the servers interrupt the show by closing out during the performance since it is a 2 item required purchase. There should be an option to pay via barcode or if tables were assigned ahead of time, you could charge the card on file. If I return to this comedy club, I will not be purchasing reserved seating again until they make some improvements. read more