My two sons, and I, like to explore the food places in our area. We have experienced all of the pizzerias in Port Jervis, NY, in Slate Hill, NY, in Montague, NJ, and in Matamoras, PA.
Yesterday, I discovered Il Castello, in Barryville, NY. I read every review, from every customer. Many of the customer reviews were favorable. Two customer reviews were unfavorable. I asked my sons; "Do you want to go on a pizza adventure?" Of course, they agreed. We traveled 21 miles, from our home in Sparrow Bush, NY, to Barryville, NY.
We entered the restaurant, and we were greeted by the friendly waitress. We were promptly seated. The restaurant was clean, and the atmosphere was pleasant. We ordered a large cheese pie, with fresh garlic, and a medium white pie. The service was prompt and friendly. The waitress was attentive.
With respect to pizza quality, one son said; "This pizza rates 10/10, on my scale." My other son stated; "Wow! I really enjoyed this pizza." We highly recommend this pizza, and this pizza place.
Now I will review some of the morons, ooops I mean well informed reviewers.
S H., from Merrick, NY wrote, (9/6/2015) "Do yourself a favor and avoid this place. Besides how this place is horribly over priced, it is gross."
[ Dude, I ordered two pies and three sodas. Including the tip, and the taxes, the total bill was about $33. Horribly overpriced? You are an idiot. Also, the restaurant was clean. "Gross" does not apply. ]
He also wrote, "What grossed me out was how the woman behind the counter picked up the slice with her BARE HANDS and DRAGGED it across the bottom of the plastic area it was in and ACROSS THE COUNTER. Nasty. Stay away from here."
[ I personally witnessed the counter person place some slices into the oven, with a stainless steel spatula. She did not use her hands. Perhaps, this reviewer cannot differentiate a spatula, and a hand. ]
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J T., from Manhattan, NY wrote (9/22/2015) "Absolutely the worst service my family and I have ever encountered!!"
[ Are we speaking about the same restaurant? Our service was prompt, and it was friendly. ]
He also wrote, "The last time I checked, this restaurant was located in New York, in the year 2015 so I just cannot fathom the level of racism and unprofessionalism that my family and I experienced here. It left an absolutely bitter taste in all of our mouths. If we did not have young kids with us that were starving, we would have just walked out and left."
[ I knew that some asshat would throw the race card. The definition of racism; "one particular race is superior to another particular race." In your fiction, you did not specify any racist statements. Did the waitress say "Blacks are inferior to another race?" Perhaps you will buy a dictionary. ]
He also wrote, "As soon as we walked into the restaurant, we were barely greeted and just stared at by the other patrons."
[ Feeling a bit self conscience. "Wahhhh! People were staring at me. Oh the dread. Tito, give me a tissue." ]
He also wrote, "Despite the dining room having plenty of space, we were ushered over to the smaller, waiting room. We brushed that off but then our waiter didn't come back to even check on us for at least 30 minutes. When the waiter finally came to take our order he rushed us."
[ There is no "smaller, waiting room" in the restaurant. Parallel universe, much? ]
"Food took forever to finally come out and when it finally did, it was nothing but mediocre."
[ You said "Food took forever to finally come out ... " Forever is a long time. In fact, forever is an infinite amount of time. Are you still waiting for your food? ] read more