I'm a strange dude, I'll be the first to admit to that. I've never been one to like anything that draws attention from the masses. I never watched Lord of the Rings or Game of Thrones because every last loser on earth was all about it. The Beatles fucking suck and Bruce Springsteen can go shit in his hat. Pumpkin spice is for pumpkin pie and that's it, no matter what these dizzy suburban women say. So the decision to visit Johnny Longhots today was based entirely on poor reviews. The guy who ordered a sandwich to the hospital and found a cheesesteak to be "greasy" deserves to contract MRSA during his stay. The dope who complained his fries were soggy ordered his shit off Door Dash. He's lucky the driver didn't eat all of his fries. The folks who called out the teenagers who are getting their first experience working can all get bent. You weren't perfect when you had your first job. Don't forget people like you willingly locked kids in their homes during covid. It's no wonder some of them struggle with social skills and working under pressure. Have a little grace, then eat a bag of dicks for not being patient to them. Don't get me started on that dipshit from Brooklyn. That person who rated the place a one for the soda? I already know who you vote for. Onto the food - the menu is huge. There are a ton of choices with something for just about everyone. There's even gluten free options for those fucking people. There were four or five sandwiches in the running, but it was the Gritty Cheesesteak that ultimately won out on my first visit. And that's a strange decision for me because the Flyers stink and their fans are even worse. They're the worst organization in hockey. Maybe I just wanted fries on my sandwich. Yea - that's it. So the Gritty is a good amount of beef, fries tossed in Old Bay and topped with white cheddar cheese sauce atop a seeded roll. I added fried onions. The sandwich scores higher than the Flyers. I was a fan of the seeded roll which was super fresh. The cheese sauce was tasty and complemented the fries really well. They were super crispy, well seasoned and plentiful. The beef wasn't the best I've ever had, but it was tender and cooked well. All-in-all a good sandwich. The gals up front were attentive and friendly. They took my order quickly. Hats off to the kitchen for getting my food out promptly among the online orders. The place was pretty clean and had a ton of Philly Sports pics on the wall. The music on the radio was some throwback stuff - thank God it wasn't any of that mumble rap shit most kids play these days. Johnny's has a bunch of lunch specials that look worthwhile and a decent value. Locally owned spot worth giving your business to. It's a 4-star review from me that gets bumped to a 5 to spite the mopes who gave it a one. read more

Johnny Longhots - Gritty Cheesesteak - A steak sandwich topped with Old Bay fries and white cheddar cheese sauce. - Sandwiches Near Me - Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

Food is always, always amazing. Very tasty personnel is always very attentive and helpful. It's our to go place! read more

This small sandwich shop was FANTASTIC! If you're on the hunt for some of the best and most flavorful sandwiches in the area, do yourself a favor and visit this place. The combinations are endless and there's truly a menu item for anyone to sink their teeth into. Not to mention, they also provide GLUTEN FREE options as well. The staff were friendly, and the interior was clean but can only sit about 3-4 parties of 3-4 people before the place becomes super packed. When I went, there was enough space to sit down and comfortably eat. There's also a huge parking lot next to it. I ordered a BBQ cheesesteak with onion rings and a side of cheese fries. The sandwich was MASSIVE and super delicious but I was pretty full after only eating half of it so I don't think sides are necessary unless you're insanely hungry. Overall, i'd recommend this spot and will return! read more

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Update : After the Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays comment I definitely won't becoming back or recommended anyone . It is December 29th not Christmas or a Holiday it is a Monday for working people . And I definitely called the store when my items were missing as a manager onsite you were definitely aware of this unless you were not in the store . But I definitely was placed on hold for this to be discussed to be told sorry they are here waiting for you NO manager came to the phone And if you read my review wasn't mad or upset over the long wait . I kept trying to love this place . But I think tonight is the last time I'll order from here . Order should have been ready at 6:25 it wasn't . Which understandable could have been a busy night . So went to get some pickles it was empty ask was told they would be right out . Food wasn't done till 7 . So 35 minutes late which I was still fine with it . Never got the pickles . What killed it was getting home with missing a sandwich and a side . And having to go all the way back wasting more of my time and gas . Kinda sucks since they are the only one in the area with a decent steak sandwich read more

Great food and they stuff their sandwiches, clean establishment, people are friendly and polite.

The young man working the front counter was about to take our order. The phone rang. He answered it. Another customer walked in and up to the counter and he went right to her instead of taking our order as though we were invisible. I ordered a meat Parmesan sandwich. The meatballs were moist but had zero flavor..like they were simmered in water. The place used to be a favorite but it's really gone downhill fast. read more

This place took me by surprise. Never thought I would find a top 5 cheesesteak here. Picked up a Super Cooper Cheesesteak. Absolutely fire location with reference to all Philly sports. Clean and nice inside. Talked some Phillies with the staff who were quick and attentive. I will definitely be coming back for this Cheesesteak and more of what they have. Johnny Longhots in Fairless Hills is a must go to!!!! read more

Johnny Longhots - Super Cooper 10/10 - Sandwiches Near Me - Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

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I came here with my husband after hearing great reviews. On the positive side, they offer both regular and gluten-free cheesesteaks. They were huge and tasty. They were great about keeping the gluten-free food separated. The pepper bar was a nice touch. On the negative side, service was not good. We felt like we were a bother to the girl behind the counter who spent most of her time on her phone. The place felt dirty, tables weren't clean, etc. No one asked how our food was. read more

Suddenly underwhelming. Johnny's is one of the best in the game, arguably THE best. I may have caught them on an off day, or maybe they were busy, or a new cook was on board - who knows. Today, my order was a little underwhelming. I'm used to them cooking the steak through, the meat becoming dark, crispy diced shavings that pair well with the melted Cooper. My order today had a slightly undercooked, grey quality to it that also lacked in a good dash of seasoning, even if only salt & pepper. I believe I got a bit less meat on my sandwich than any other time I've been there too. As I mentioned, I believe I just caught them at a bad time or on a bad day because usually, this is the place to be! read more

Excellent sandwich ,done right ,Amazing and quick response by service staff and 10/10 would come back

Have to say, I really enjoy their cheesesteaks. Pretty damn good. A lot of meat and flavor. Wont be disappointed.

Not sure what is going on but wow! Salty cheesesteak and sliced burned potatoes for the hot dog now. Fries were soggy and no crisp whatsoever. Sad! read more

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I ordered the Longhot cheese steak. The restaurant never sent any texts from start to finish. I was having it delivered to a hospital. I sent special instructions for the delivery driver to call or text when they were close. I intended to meet the driver at the main entrance. The Grubhub driver elected to call after leaving the sandwich on the unattended front desk. I requested a plate, cutlery, napkins, condiments. None of that was included with the delivery. The sandwich was devoid of mushrooms, fried onions, Provolone cheese, and oh longhots. The last one I would think would be hard to miss. There was cheese, but it was American. As an added bonus they squirterd grease in the roll. Usually a restaurant will do this if their product is horrible. Although I was in a hospital, today is not my time for a quadruple bypass. I put that sandwich in the trash where it belongs. Do your wallet and self a favor, eat elsewhere. In response to the owner, I ordered from the Yelp app. Your restaurant popped up, and Grubhub delivered it. The 1 star review was based upon your inability to provide what I ordered, and because the sandwich was on the extra greasy side. It had nothing to do with Grubhub. read more

Johnny Longhots - Thus is a snapshot of the web based menu. - Sandwiches Near Me - Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

I have just started ordering from this establishment maybe a year and a half ago. Let me tell you that they have some of the most amazing food I have ever had. The cheesy tots are what got me to order other things from Johnny Long Hots; if you haven't tried the cheesy tots you are surely missing something mouth watering. ( I try not to even share them with my kids!) The cheesy tots are loaded with cheese so if you are a cheese lover like myself then next time you're ordering from this lovely place.. order the damn cheesy tots and then come back and thank me! Ha ha ha read more

Awful experience with a catering order - unprofessional from start to finish. When placing the order in person two days ahead of event, lady at front counter had no idea how to even schedule a catering order and had to send text messages to the 'manager' who wasn't even on site and was very slow to respond! Left feeling concerned they would mess up my order. To no ones surprise, when I showed up on the date/time scheduled they had not even started to prepare the order and had to ask various questions that should have been known well ahead of my pick up time. I was asked what was a good number to 'call' me at for when it was ready - they already had my number from when I scheduled the order and I did not have time to leave and then come back later to pick up! This delay (45 minutes past scheduled pick up!) created a conflict with the event this order was for. Completely unacceptable and unprofessional experience, if you are considering using them for catering DO NOT, go somewhere else. I will not be returning for anything in the future, catering or otherwise. This situation has also convinced the other people at the event this catering was for to never order from there again either. Many other places you can spend your hard earned money who actually care about the customer. read more

If you come hungry do NOT order with your eyes, the portion sizes are INSANE! But the food is so good. Very fast and friendly service. They must have known we were newbies! The ambiance was very chill, loved all the pictures and things they had hanging up all over. The Buffalo mozzarella sticks were AMAZING. I love my mozzarella sticks with blue cheese so this was so good. The chicken cutlet was so good we had gotten the caprese one. It was so big and just so fresh. No need to take the ride to Philly and if you're looking for your cheesesteak fix, look no further. This place has so many different ones, my picture didn't wind up saving of the one we had gotten but it was the Franklin and man was it mouth watering good. The French fries with whiz was so good. Perfect fries nice and crispy. We will definitely be back because I want to try everything & get more pics of course! read more

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Finally crossed off my bucket list, to get a Philly cheesesteak from Philly and this place did not disappoint! Cheesesteak was amazing! Yum! Can't wait to come back whenever I'm in Philly again. So worth it! read more

Johnny Longhots - Sandwiches Near Me - Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

I was in the area and felt like something new. I've noticed these guys in some advertisings since they opened and finally decided to pay them a lunchtime visit. I walked in and was greeted by a nice woman and her son. I'm pretty sure it is a family operation, dad was in the back cooking, mother and son were manning the front. The menu is pretty big and thorough. Example, they have thirteen variants of a chicken cutlet sandwich. I kept staring down their Pork Diablo off the menu board and went with that. Pork Diablo - Roast Pork, Crushed Red Pepper Spread, Spinach, Long Hots & Sharp Provolone on a toasted seeded roll. The wait wasn't too bad. The first thing I noticed was the spinach loaded on with a decent garlicy kick. The pork was tender and juicy, sharp provolone needed to be sharper and the long hots were mild. The crushed red pepper spread was a nice touch and gave it a little extra fire. The bread was fresh, crispy, held together well and did not get soaked from the pork juices or the spinach. Huge points for that! The fries were crinkle cut and decent. If they step up and throw some sharper provo and hotter long hots I would be impressed. Maybe a variant could be added? Overall my first experience from these guys was good and better than average. The price was average and I noticed by the conversations that a lot of regulars come in there. Not a bad place. Thanks guys! read more

Ordered a Johnny Wrap $10.39 Longhots on Side. 3 people in the back handling food not one person had on gloves. One person even had on slides (kind of understand because there was no air conditioning). My wrap was extremely greasy. The chicken cutlet was a very thin hard. super crunchy was not able to eat it. The whole wrap was disgusting and greasy read more

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Meh. I had the Yo Philly, roast pork topped with sharp provolone, broccoli rabe and long hots, served on seeded bread. While there's no shortage of meat and veggies (as in it won't fit in a normal sized mouth) and I liked the lightly toasted roll (crunchy sides, soft middle) I prefer thinly sliced, tender roast pork that's flavorful and dripping with meat juice. The hunks of shredded pork in this sammy were dry and had little flavor - and the broccoli rabe was a bit crunchy. Not my thing. So disappointing. Tommy DiNic's you've spoiled me forever. read more

We came here after a long day at Sesame Place because I was craving a cheesesteak and Curly's doesn't really have much space to sit. Having never been here, I wanted to give it a shot. I ordered just a regular cheesesteak with cooper sharp (which is an upcharge) and my kids got cheese sticks and a quesadilla. I do wish there was more of a kids menu, they have hot dogs but not for kids. The cheesesteak was solid, not the best I've had but definitely serviceable. I love the fixins' they have, peppers, etc. I loved it. But they really get 4 stars because the service was excellent. It was pretty empty, the (I assume) owners, were so friendly and more than accommodating and asking how everything was. Their daughter who was decorating the Christmas tree with candy canes offered my girls some and it made their day. They were just so nice. For that reason alone I will absolutely come back here. I also loved they had Rocky on a loop. It's one of my favorites. read more

Needed to grab a quick lunch and have been wanting to try Johnny Longhots for quite some time - today was the day. The most friendly guy at the counter welcomed us and explained the menu (only a billboard style/ no hand held or take out menus) He was super patient as we perused the many varieties, even offering suggestions. Our steaks were cooked perfectly and served to us hot and juicy. Far superior to Pats - Steve's and way better than Steak and Hoagie Factory. Plenty to fill us at the table and leftovers for later. A hefty flavorful steak. With the limitless options for steaks including dozens of local pizza shops. Johnny's will surely be added to our list of places to satisfy the cheese steak cravings. read more

Their food is delicious and plentiful. Their lunch specials are well worth it. Their longhots are delicious and boardwalk hot sausage is fabulous. The employees will do everything they can to help you. read more

Food 5 stars Service 5 stars Ambiance 5 stars Great sandwiches and people always go to this place when I want a hoagie or a steak sandwich read more

This the sandwich shop from heaven. Probably one of the cleanest sandwich places I've been in flat out. Floors chairs, walls everything was very clean. When I customer got up from a table. A staff member would be there cleaning the area up. The Staff is really on top of things. They are all about Philly. The original Rocky playing on the TV. 76ers on another. Rocky photos around the walls. Kevin Hart and Julius Irving poster. First place that mad me take so many pictures including of the staff. I had to try the food that carry the name of the store. I got the longhots. They have 3 kinds. I got 3 South Philly Long Hot. If you can handle the peppers. You will love these. The cheese is melted perfectly over the meat. 3 of them are a meal in itself with some fries or onion rings. And a Chipotle Cheesesteak. That was really tasty. And a lot of sandwich for the money. This will be the first place I've bookmarked, experienced and kept in my bookmark. There are few things I need to try here. This is a top shelf sandwich shop. If you in the area. Give them a try read more

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Sandwiches were incredible! The bread was fresh, the papers were HOT and the flavors were incredible

One star for the root beer soda The food on the other hand was absolutely TERRIBLE I had the Johnny Mac which was over stuffed all falling out and the so called Russian dressing tasted like motor oil. My wife had the pork roast and when she picked the sandwich up, a gallon of oil came gushing out. We both shared the cheese fries which was supposed to be with fresh mozzarella ( it was like rubber) - we left with everything on the table. Got nothing but a run around from Andrew the worker and his so called owner Amar who was supposed to call us to discuss which never happened. I would NEVER recommend this place to anyone. FYI Mr Amar, clean the dead bugs off the window sills and mop up the urine on the floor in your bathroom. Will definitely be calling the health department about this place. 6 hours later and my wife and I still have knots in our stomach- we had to stop 3 times to use restrooms. CANT WAIT FOR YOUR RESPONSE Mr Amar Your reply is nonsense and incorrect. It's funny how you have the time to write this reply but couldn't take five minutes to call us back. We got nothing but a run a round from your worker that we called 2 minutes after we left to let him know. We didn't stay because my wife was sick to her stomach and really didn't want to cause a scene inside your establishment. You wanna make good- no problem, refund our debit card and let's see how much of an honest businessman you are. read more

Went there today, ordered a Roast Pork w/ Provolone Sandwich. Spent over $40 for 2 sandwiches and fries My sandwich was dripping oil everywhere , so so much drowned the pork in oil. I literally took 2 bites. Left the whole sandwich, fries , and my husband's sandwich there. We spoke with a kid named Andrew at the register and 6 hours later , still so sick from the oil and never got a refund. I called and spoke with this kid 4 times already and kept getting the run around. Not to mention: Disgusting bathroom, dead bugs all over the windowsills, mouse droppings in corner in bathroom, flies all over the place. BAD BAD PLACE!! AMAR IF THATS YOUR REAL NAME ! THERES QUITE A BUT OF NEGATIVE REVIEWS. STOP LYING ON HERE. YOU WERE AFRAID TO CALL ME BECAUSE YOU DONT WANT TO HEAR HOW BAD YOUR FOOD WAS, BUT YOU HAVE PLENTY OF TIME TO WRITE ON YELP. YOUR PLACE IS FILTHY! I WILL MAKE SURE TO LET THE HEALTH DEPARTMENT KNOW. T I GOT SICK FROM YOUR FILTHY STORE!! read more

Friendly staff, great food & free fries on Tuesdays with purchase of cheesesteaks! Big menu & fair prices!

The Longhots were awesome.... Perfect mix of heat. The cheesesteaks were good and the bread even better. The service however is five stars all the way read more

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I have eaten here at least 4 or 5 times and they never disappoint. I discovered this gem during the pandemic and I've been hooked ever since. I have tried many of their sandwiches (The creed, chicken parm, the rocky, sausage sub, buff chicken sub). My favorite is the chicken parm. Their mozz sticks are also delicious. I usually only get one sandwich because it is sooooo filling. All I can say is YUM. read more

Traveling from Southern California and wanted to try cheesesteaks / Longhots! How pleasantly surprised we were! Greeted immediately upon entry and a lot of patience as we perused the large menu. Ordered a traditional cheesesteak with copper sharp and the trio of Longhots. Nice pickle and pepper bar as well. The red pepper relish is to die for! Sandwich was hot, cheesy and so good! Loved the prosciutto Longhots the best. Hubby liked the steak one. All 3 were amazing. The food was YUMMMMMMY and the service superb! Gave us recommendations of places we can't miss. Thanks for a wonderful experience Johnny's! read more

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First time going here. The wait was 15 minutes than quoted but that was ok. Sandwiches were good, but we thought it was a bit pricey. We'd eat there again, but probably won't be a regular takeout spot of ours. read more

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That Johnny Longhots has a great name for an Italian sandwich shop is beyond doubt. Reminds of Robert Louis Stevenson's Long John Silver in the great novel classic, Treasure Island. Capturing an image of pirate treasure and devious scalliwags as part of your business image has gotta be a strong beginning for this new enterprise on Oxford Valley Road in Fairless Hills, PA. That they also turn out fantastic sandwiches, steaks and the like, means they can back up the talk (advertising) with action. My Italian Hot Dog was amazing. Three quality frankfurters in a sesame torpedo roll topped with a load of roast potato, Italian frying pepper, sauteed sweet onion, mustard and ketchup, and doctored with hot banana peppers from the fixings bar, makes for a memorable chomp down. It was the best I've enjoyed in many years. At nearly $9 it wasn't cheap, but when you realize there is really enough there for two people or to take home half for later consumption, the value proposition comes into focus. Come with your favorite +1, or pack and carry for your later pleasure. Johnny Longhots is good for eat in or carry out, or both, as I just discovered. Totally impressive. Definitely a Treasure Island! read more

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We order the tuna salad deli sandwich, cheesesteak with onions & mushrooms, mozzarella sticks, onion rings, don pepperoni chicken cutlets & cheeseburger. The tuna salad deli sandwich was good, but the bread could have been toasted. The cheesesteak good. The side are okay. The cheeseburger was ok, frozen patty not fresh. We didn't get to taste what Don pepperoni chicken cutlets taste because they never pack it in our to go order. Such shame that they didn't care to check if you have received all yourr order. Especially when it was not even busy. I can see when they are pack a mistake can happen but not when it was dead. read more

Johnny Longhots - The cheesesteak with onions and mushrooms. - Sandwiches Near Me - Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

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I'm not often compelled to leave reviews but I stumbled upon this place and WOW! I live in south philly and am pretty passionate about hoagies, I got "the yunk" and it didn't disappoint ! Soft bread, meat cut to order, perfect lettuce tomato onions. The service was so good, the women at the register was so patient with the customers, very informative and went out of her way to make sure everyone knew what they were ordering so ensure they liked it. They also have a FIXIN BAR which brought me more excitement then I knew was possible. Place was very clean and decked out in philly gear. I'm going to make sure to come back even though it's 40 minutes away from my house. Thank you!!! read more

Johnny Longhots - The yunk and ginger ale ! - Sandwiches Near Me - Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

For a while, I've wanted to try the cheesesteaks here. I finally got to do that on a hot Sunday evening, yesterday. Upon entering the restaurant, I noticed that there was no air conditioning. The fans were blowing on high and the doors were open. As I walked up to the counter to order, I was quickly overwhelmed by the extensive menu. There were so many things on the menu that it was difficult to read. After a long while of thinking, I finally decided on the mango habanero cheesesteak with beef. The cheesesteak was served on a seeded roll and contained a mango habanero sauce, pepper jack cheese, chopped peppers, etc. My cheesesteak came with crinkle-cut fries and a cup of melted cheese sauce. I got a Johnny Longhots-branded Vanilla Cream soda to enjoy my meal with, too. The flavor of the cheesesteak was excellent. The cook asked if we could feel the heat, but unfortunately the sandwich was not the least bit spicy. The mango habanero sauce had a decent flavor, although I wish there was a lot more of it and that it was spicier. The crinkle-cut fries were excellent with the melted cheese or with ketchup. The soda was not the most carbonated of sodas I've had, but the flavor was overall very good. I'd come back to try other cheesesteak variations. read more

Johnny Longhots - Sandwiches Near Me - Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

Best cutlet I've had outside city limits. Endless variations of classic Philly sandwiches on the menu.

A year later from my initial review. This place is still impeccable. Absolutely love the sandwiches read more

Johnny Longhots - Sandwiches Near Me - Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

Great cheesesteak, fries, banana pudding. Service was fast & friendly too. Plenty of cheese and side options. Chicken and meatball hoagies as well as cheesesteaks and the dessert options were vast too. Cheesecake, cannoli that are stuffed to order. I'll be back again when I am in the area. read more