I used to live nearby, back in the early 80's. Not sure I ever dined here though. I learned the…read moreresort is a more casual version of the higher end restaurant. I was seated in the bar area (no choice offered), which was odd as this was mid-week and the place was far from crowded. I was attended quickly and placed an order for a Tanqueray martini. It arrived well mixed. I decided on a porterhouse after confirming with my waiter that the filet would not resemble a t-bone, but be a full filet as a porterhouse should. The steak was cooked properly, salad and sides fresh and delicious. I took off a star because my waiter gave up on me. He had checked in several times (I eat really slow these days and it was a lot of food) and the last time offered to bring me a box. I was ready to order dessert, but after a full ten minutes of an invisible waiter, I went to the hostess and offered to pay. She said she would send my waiter to my table. So, back to my table I went and waited some more. By the time he arrived, I was very unhappy. I had planned on coffee and dessert. But ended up going to the gas station next door and picking up some canned espresso and cream. Walking to my car, was an olfactory assault. If you've ever driven past Harris Ranch and the miles of cows standing under the shade structures in their own feces, you have a mild sense of what I experienced. But this was so much worse. My eyes began to water as I imagined I was walking through the feed lots. The stench of urine and cow crap was obnoxious. Some way to end an otherwise good meal. Between the service and the outdoor aroma, I doubt I'll return.

We stopped in this hotel for the night on our way moving from San Diego to Sacramento to cut up the…read moredrive. We had read that they accommodated a lot of RVs and people with U-Haul's, etc., so felt safe staying there for the night. Checked in about 9 PM. Everybody was super helpful. We have our cats with us so we were a little stressed out about how it was going to be, but they made sure that we were comfortable and we were in a really nice, large and clean room. I did think that the property is a little bit dated. They've done a good job with upkeep. The only issue I really had was that when I got out of my car there was a very strong animal smell. I asked at the front desk with that smell was, and they said that it was fertilizer that they applied to the fields that night. It was intense. We got up and we're back on the road by 5 AM. Unfortunately we did not get to try the restaurant although I heard that their steakhouse is excellent. Also, the pool looked really beautiful and clean.

A hidden gem for sure. So glad we came across this place. From the minute you walk in, you're…read morewelcomed by the friendly waitress (it's always the same lady whenever we've gone). It's a pretty small place but it's usually never packed. The food is delicious and you get generous portions. There biscuits and gravy are so good! They have the best breakfast around.

Nothing like beans eggs and bacon w/a huge biscuits and gravy form this great place! Food is…read moreexcellent. Nice folks, waitstaff. I need to get out there for lunch. My family says there is nothing on that menu that isn't tasty and well seasoned. They also DoorDash! Bonus!

No food as the kitchen was closed my whole visit. Had a nice drink at the bar but was really…read morelooking forward to food.

First and foremost, this has probably been the worst service at the hotel bar I've ever had at a…read morehotel and that's coming from a guy that travels 48 weeks out of the year for work. The rooms themselves were great, my issue was with the bar. I'm supposed to be here for a few weeks for work but I will be going to the Marriott from here on while I'm in the area. My wife joined me this week for the travel, we decided to check the bar and restaurant out since we were both wanting to try it out. Our first order was their chocolate old fashion (regular od fashion with only chocolate bitters) and know creek. Bartender informed me they didn't have know creek and I made it 2 of the chocolate old fashions. When we got the drinks, it was basically makers mark with a splash of chocolate bitters over ice. I'm a bourbon fan and she made both those "old fashion drinks" in under a minute and they tasted like whiskey on the rocks. Wife hated it and I took her drink. I then ordered for her Titos and cranberry. Bartender said they were out of titos and she settled for Grey goose and cranberry. It was measured properly and very red, so can't complain but come on, you're going to charge us for Grey goose since you're out of titos but can't give it an extra splash? We looked at the menu and ordered the chicken Ceasars with NO chicken (there's a reason I'm making it clear that I said "no chicken") for the wife since shes vegetarian and I ordered their sampler platter. Bartender informed me that their fryer was broken and said I can order burgers and sandwiches, so I settled for chicken and bacon sandwich. A few minutes go by and the Bartender then said that they were out of lettuce and only had arugula salad. My wife then asked for the tomato soup since shes vegetarian and we were then told that the soup is no longer available and that it hasn't been removed from menus. So my wife settles for the arugula salad without chicken and a side cheese pizza. After bringing our food out, it was served in to go plates. I had chips for my side since the fries couldn't be made do to the fryer not working and my wife git her pizza and her chicken Ceasar arugula only salad....with chicken in it. So luckily she could pick the chicken out and we tried topnotch let it ruin our night. While eating, the Bartender was talking with a coworker who was off work and they were talking about how they hate customers who do this and who do that, very unprofessional since we weren't the only ones at the bar that night. During this time I asked for 2 waters and she brought out the 2 waters but didn't take my first empty old fashion glass or my wife's empty cranberry and vodka glass. She didn't even ask if we wanted another one. So we get the bill, $77.94 for the microwaved food, wrong order, bad drinks, etc. Terrible and has now made me cancel my booking for the remaining 2 weeks I'm here.

Great service and drinks at the bar. Love this place! Very friendly and good quality. Would highly…read morerecommend coming here for drinks or food. Or both!

This place is always such an amazing experience! The staff are always super kind and helpful. They…read morewere especially helpful with my mom who is gluten and dairy free. They were very attentive towards her allergies and ensured there was no cross contamination. The food was great. The pork belly was a bit crispy but everything else was perfect! The restaurant is very clean and has games to entertain you and your littles. Great restaurant, highly recommend!

This has became our new spot to eat in Tulare! Sometimes we crave a burger but also some yummy…read morejuicy chicken.. we can't go without getting both! The service is great; they are very consistent with your needs and the restaurant itself is awesome! Every time we come in, we always look around for all the funny signs up on the wall! Great spot for a good laugh and yummy food

Delicious! I ordered 3 smash combos over the phone and it was ready within 15 minutes during lunch…read moretime. The classic smash is so yummy and customer service was great!

We stopped by the Funny Farm for breakfast. It's a quaint western styled diner. Husband had the…read morechicken fried steak, eggs, hash browns and biscuits and gravy. I had an ham and cheese omelette with cowboy potatoes. We loved the biscuits and gravy! Everything was really good. Our server was super friendly and provided excellent service. I love the western ambience too. Cool place for a good breakfast with generous portions.

Amazing food. Awesome service will be back.! I should've took pictures of my food, but I was too…read morehungry and started eating, but we finished it.

The food was great! The only thing would be the waitress, she was a little rude. She is the only…read morereason I'm giving it a 4/5. Besides that everything was great, you can hear the music and just vibe in there.

I have never made a review before, but this one needs to be said. The food was great! My husband…read moreordered the ribeye and enjoyed it so much that he personally complimented the chef. I had the shrimp cocktail and clam chowder, and both were delicious. The reason behind the bad review was the manager. Our waitress was absolutely amazing, she was friendly, attentive, and deserving of recognition. Unfortunately, a manager (Carmen) came to our table and apologized for our waitress supposedly being rude, even though she had been wonderful to us the entire time. The manager's comments felt unnecessary and she was unprofessional, and we felt terrible that our waitress was being spoken about that way in front of customers. We ended up tipping her extra because of how well she treated us and how poorly management is treating the employees there! My husband and I own our own business and would never treat employees in such a way! Do better!

The sirloin steak was very juicy and tender. Breakfast was delicious. Well recommendedread more

I cannot say enough great things about this place! My son and I stopped here a couple years ago on…read moreour way home to the Bay Area from Southern California. I was tired of fast food on our road trip and wanted something more real. We stopped here to check it out and everything about our experience was perfect. From the moment we walked in the door we were greeted within 30 seconds even though the 3 servers on the floor were VERY busy, they got back with us within a minute, sat us, and immediately got a drink order. When they came back they asked if we were ready to order. We were in a hurry, so when the Server came back to quality check our food we ordered dessert to go and asked for the check so we could get back on the road as we were eager to get home. We were so impressed with our service and honestly, the delicious diner food, that we planned to stop here again on our way home from our yearly trip this year. We had a different server this year, but everything about the experience was identical. Wonderful, tasty, timely, kind... Thank you, Willow Ranch staff, we will certainly make you part of our plan every year! I also wanted to note that I am a career server and the details matter to me. It is so amazing when someone like myself can receive the kind of service that I am proud to give when I'm working. I also witnessed the front of house staff engaging in friendly banter with the kitchen staff and I just love that. I am also close with the team on our line and I think that makes a huge difference in the overall performance of the restaurant.

Totally worth the three min drive off the freeway! Fresh delicious tortillas chips and salsa and…read moreeveryone loved their food. We had burritos, quesadillas, tacos and salads and all were a hit. And most importantly on a road trip ... large, clean, new bathrooms. Thank you!

Our First Time Here Ever, At Gabby's Grill And Cafe. In Lost Hills, CA. On Our Way To San…read moreBernardino, CA To See My Fiancée's Sister. We Always Pass By And Never Stopped..!!! Time To See If They're Any Good...??? So I Ordered A Breakfast Burrito With Carne Asada, Eggs, Potatoes, Cheese. My Fiancée Ordered The Cheese Enchiladas With Beans And Rice..!!! I Ordered A Soft Drink Self Serve And I Was Conflicted Between Orange Crush Or Rootbeer..?? Rootbeer Won..!!! My Fiancée Ordered A Bloody Maria..!!!

Great food, great pricing…read more Here's a photo of the desert menu, very affordable and delicious. Milkshakes are on point!

I correspond with a guy who has been in state custody for more than 20 years. He just wrote that…read morehe had the best pastrami cheeseburger and an order of onion rings and some chicken nuggets. To what he says, they deserve 10 stars, not 5 stars. Bravo to Burger Palace for providing good, decent, and best food for inmates at Corcoran prison. Not surprising, the food at all prisons are substandard, if not inedible. So, this was a real treat! Next time you see a cook or a counter person at Burger Palace, say thank you from at least one, if not a thousand, prisoners.