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    La Vache et le Cuisinier

    4.8 (88 reviews)
    PriceyFrench
    Closed 7:00 pm - 11:00 PM

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    Moderate noise
    Casual
    Dogs allowed
    Good for kids

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    Al C.

    Absolutely I recommend this restaurant. I was even a little surprised by how good it was. Great atmosphere, very relaxed and chill. Excellent service even though it was one of the two servers first day working here. The owner and another person were coming up a storm. Orders coming in and they were crushing it! My beef dish was tasty and as you can see, very juicy. I'll definitely be coming back here to my new spot in Montmartre.

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    Jen O.

    Excellent spot in Montmartre! They take reservations over the phone and the waitress speaks English so you should call ahead. We lucked out by walking in around 7:30pm and asking for a table. We could tell that the owner was trying to figure out if he could fit us! Everything was delicious! The table next to us got the beef ribs for 2 that looked absolutely fantastic and that is what we shall order next time!

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    Carol D.

    Good. But not worth going out of your way. I made reservations based on the great reviews and traveled in from the airport Hilton. After an amazing late afternoon roaming Montmarte streets I finally got to this place. It was supposed to be closed till 7pm. But when I arrived early, all of the tables outside were already full. I made my reservations at 7pm and arrived early specifically so I could sit outside as first to arrive. So I sat inside. The food was very good. I got the beef. Pomme frites were amazing. I left without dessert because I did not want to sit there anymore. As a solo person, sitting outside is more fun! Also, WiFi doesn't work because "walls are too thick." I didn't mind, but be aware if that is something you really need. Next time I will just stop and eat at a place I see with more atmosphere. No need for reservations here, other than the outside tables being full, inside was almost empty. If you have a dinner partner it will be better. Quiet and away from charismatic crowds. Also, the front table has access to a power outlet which was much appreciated for recharging my phone!

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    Utsav R.

    This was by far our best meal in Paris. We stopped by just before they opened for dinner and asked if they had a table. They did! We started off with a glass of dry champagne and the oxtail starter. Delicious! Our waitress recommended a wine that matched what we requested and was reasonably priced, a welcome change from the upsell behavior towards a more expensive vintage that one experiences in so many other establishments. The main courses were divine and the desserts sublime (how's that for cheese?). Bring 2-2.5 hours with you for a leisurely meal as La Vache must not be rushed.

    Beef ribs for 2
    Bao Chau N.

    We had an amazing meal here on our last night in Paris. We loved every dish. The appetizers were poached egg in morel mushroom cream, razor clams, and ratatouille. My husband and I and our two kids ate it all up. Our entrees were steak for 2 (it could easier be for 3) and pork ribs for my son (12 y.o.) who couldn't finish. Desserts were crème brûlée and raspberry mousse. They were all super delicious. Our waiter was prompt and friendly. It is a small place and they start taking reservations over the phone at 5:30pm. By the time 8:15pm rolls around, it's packed. We'll come again next time!

    Poached eggs in mushroom cream
    Hongyu L.

    Didn't make a reservation, so I went a bit earlier than the opening time around 6:50 PM. There weren't many people, so if the restaurant weren't fully booked, you should be able to get a table. Ordered the pouched eggs and stuffed rabbit. The taste is SOOOOOOO GOOD!!!

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    JJ C.

    Good location, strongly recommend to have a dinner here after visiting Sacré-Cœu! There was a staff who could speak English and he was super nice! I ordered razorclams as the starter and it was good, but some of it was bit overcooked and I tried the duck breast and rabbit,the sause of rabbit was perfect and I love it soooo much !! And both potatoes sides were nice too!

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    Had an exquisite meal! Duck and quail were perfection. Service was friendly and welcoming. Very small dining room, nice and cozy

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    Wonderful restaurant! Get the foie gras, it's perfect. Service is super sweet. Will come back again.

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    Fantastic selection on the menu. Celery soup was delicious and the wine list was superb. My server was so kind and capable!

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    Fantastic meal: poached eggs with morels and cream, stuffed rabbit, white truffle mousse and apple crisp for dessert.

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    Sacrée Fleur - Cote de boeuf for 2 people portion

    Sacrée Fleur

    4.6(119 reviews)
    0.6 km18ème, Barbès/Goutte d'Or
    €€€

    I was really excited for Sacrée Fleur and maybe hyped it too much in my mind. It was good but there…read morewas some room for improvement. Making a reservation isn't hard but you do need to email them and there's no online booking system. You also have to confirm again 1-2 days before. I understand they are small with a limited number of tables so that's fair and it seemed like everyone showed up even though they don't require a deposit. On a Friday night, it didn't appear there was much chance or walking in although there were like 2 open seats at what would have been a shared table. The menu is small and includes some typical French starters, steaks, 3 non steak entrees, cheeses, and dessert. All steaks come with potatoes, 3 sauces, salad. Service was a highlight. The waiter was personable and funny, had solid recommendations, and made sure leftovers were taken home. Also had a solid wine recommendation after asking some questions. They probably get a lot of people who don't speak French and they had no problem speaking English. The food- ordered a ribeye medium rare. The steak was so so charred on the outside and it almost ruined the whole thing. I really wish they would have charred it way less especially when it was ordered medium rare. There is seared and then there is burnt; this was sadly the latter. The steak itself was fine, honestly nowhere near the best meat I have had but the price is quite reasonable for how much you get. I would say the steak was maybe 6/10 for me, largely due to the cooking. The fries were phenomenal. Definitely a highlight and really tasty and with a great texture. Salad was good, pretty typical. I wanted to like the sauces more but found them just okay. The best by far for me was the blue cheese sauce but even this one I thought the flavors could have popped a little more. Atmosphere was fun, there were a few bigger groups (6-8 which is the biggest they accommodate) but it never got unreasonably loud. Overall I wanted to love it but was a bit disappointed even though the service and fries were both great.

    Americans accustomed to our well marbled, sweeter and more tender corn-finished beef, may be a bit…read moreput off by the tougher texture of the French grass-fed beef. Throughout our trip from Provence, Basque Country and Paris, I joked that they must hate me for ordering my beef med b/c it was so much tougher compared to our beef. Anyway, it's just different. Our server spoke English fluently and was such a hoot...full of personality & joy. Per his recommendation, we ordered it med-rare b/c it continues cooking table side on the sizzling platter. We ate too much. It's a lot of food to split the cote de boeuf btn two. Comes with very good chubby fries and 3 sauces. TBH, I didn't love the sauces. Luckily we walked 6miles that day and skipped lunch. Started with a garden salad, but sadly we had no room for dessert. Reservations via email. We managed to get a 9pm reso, last minute, I bet due to a cancellation. They have 2seatings...6pm & 9pm.

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    Au Pied du Sacré Coeur - Daurade Royale

    Au Pied du Sacré Coeur

    4.3(176 reviews)
    0.7 kmMairie du 18e/Lamarck, 18ème
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    My wife and I came here after hiking around Montmartre and saw all the great reviews for this…read morerestaurant here and on other sites. We were so looking forward to the frog legs, onion soup and other delicacies pictured. We got there and the sign was just as it was with the same name -- Au Pied du Sacre Coeur. We should've noticed something was wrong when no one was inside. When the waiter (lone person working along with cook) gave us the menu, my wife and I stared at each other completely confused. The menu looked nothing like the ones on this website and featured Italian food items, like spaghetti, arroz con pollo or mozarella. I asked him about frog legs or the onion soup. He looked confused and just said no. Out of respect for him, we just ordered the charcuterie, which featured stale bread and a few slices of meat taken from my local grocery store in the U.S. Also -- they claimed to not accept any international credit cards. WHAT HAPPENED? Are all these reviews fake? Most likely, they underwent new ownership right when we visited. But new visitors -- please beware. Do not trust any of the reviews before mine. If I was mistaken, please post photos and just tell me that I was part of some elaborate joke to ruin a lunch for me and my wife.

    The glaring problem here would be service and timing. Min was correct; we too waited about :40 for…read moreany food of any kind to show, and the restaurant on a Thursday was so not busy. That's not acceptable. The food, however, was. Hence my difficulty in giving one rating. Our 3 dishes tried were indeed solid. Generous servings of seafood in the bouillabaisse, and I have no qualms whatsoever with my cuise de grenouille and foie gras salads. Bread kept us alive. The free Cote du Rhône glass was appreciated for check-in! Our server had his head permanently at a 30 degree angle, staring at his mobile. Tis a shame. But he was friendly ( oh, and easy on the eyes). I liked the quiet location out of the chaotic fray, like up the street, with all its smoking and volume. PS This is lover's type of location. Even the dark end of the small street feels illicit!

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