This isn't meant to be a bashful review, as I haven't given the establishment one star, this but simply an opinion to be considered when making your choice for dinner.
We were fortunate enough to book one day in advance over the phone as it was low season (end of August, ).
We were excited to eat at a restaurant ranked in the international top 50, actually ranked 18th.
For those who didn't know, there is only a set menu at 60 euros or 120 euros with the wine pairings.
First warning signal, there were very, very few Parisians in the restaurant and the crowd was mostly made of tourists. (we are tourists ourselves)
The service was unforgettable for all the wrong reasons, e.g. rotating waiters, plates brought on the table hastily before the previous one was consumed (and we weren't eating unusually slowly), lack of knowledge of the ingredients used in the dishes (erroneous fish name, told a dish was served with a pistachio dressing when the pistachios were actually whole nuts sprinkled on the purslane), on a few occasions one particular waitress had to go back and forth between the kitchen and our table to be able list the ingredients of multiple dishes. The tostino del cielo, their signature dessert was abruptly brought on the table, presented simply with its name and the manner to eat it, after which the waiter vanished. We had to ask another waitress what the ingredients were.
We had to ask for water carafe refills, the waitress then forgot and had to be gently reminded yet again. If this was a 10-15 euros meal, I could understand, but at 60? Making it more expensive than many 1 Michelin star restaurants in Paris.
The food was good, not great, not spectacular. It did not provide any surprises or interesting mixtures of flavors for our palates except for the cucumber granité (part of the dessert). But as my friend sitting with me so well put it, "I did not come here for the dessert".
In the end, as we asked for the bill, yet another waitress, Asian this time, came and asked in both broken French and English how the meal went and when we vocalized and gesticulated so-so, she answered with a smile and replied "good then", clearly not grasping our disbelief. She swiftly proceeded to swipe our credit card though. As a disclaimer, we are both fluent French and English speakers.
Let's not mention the 4 rowdy Canadians (we are Canadian too) at the table next to us who were already well inebriated by the half-point of the courses, who were swearing and almost shouting over all the other patrons.
I believe that le Chateaubriand is riding on its reputation made by the media and a few trendy blogs and reviews, cutting corners (and expenses) with its staff, yet still manages to reel in clients and making them pay the big bill for its pretty yet empty shell.
What's unfortunate is how this review will be buried in the mass of overly positive reviews, most made by patrons who are lured and awed by its reputation (as we were initially) and who haven't experienced the refinement of what a 18 euros lunch or a 35 euros supper can buy.
I'm glad to see that there are quite a few other patrons who took the time to vocalize their dissatisfaction and hopefully some of you will take our experiences into consideration. read more