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    Miscelánea Vallarta

    4.9 (10 reviews)
    Closed 8:00 am - 9:00 pm

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    Chilaquiles half and half green & red sauce, with poached eggs and carnitas
    Marion W.

    After failing at making it into "Cha", we went down the street to this adorable cafe. They had room, no wait, and the cutest patio- it's modern, clean, bright and yet comfy and green - absolutely loved the style and all shaded with fans. I'm so glad we ended there, I ordered the half and half green/red sauce chilaquiles with the poached egg and got the carnitas for an extra 50 pesos, way worth it!! It was excellent, the onions and goat cheese and just overall mmmmh so good. I loved the green sauce more, I would totally go back and order that again. For dessert we shared French toast and that was some of the best French toasts I've had. Perfect amount to share for 4 of us, and my friends said the bacon was also delicious (I didn't try it). Best part about all this: the prices are extremely fair. We ended up paying about $50 usd for breakfast for 4 people with food, drinks, and an extra plate of French toast for dessert. Highly recommend making a stop there!

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    Marcia M.

    Wounderful atmosphere. Menu offerings are from avocado and toast to kambucha and espresso. Lovely modern Latin decor. Friendly service and chill vibe music. Walk up the stairs to reach it. The food is light fair. Coffee is strong:) The quality is unbeatable. Fresh made juices and metal straws! Pulled shots. Amazing!

    Croque Madame
    Yukari H.

    Miscelánea Vallarta is an original concept that first started in Sayulita and now opened its doors in Vallarta. Located in Downtown PV few blocks from the Malecon, you must try their Cold Brew Bar with all original drinks minutely curated The all day served breakfast is TO-DIE-FOR! My personal favorite is the Croque Madame which has "Serrano Ham", Gouda cheese, Bechamel Sauce and crowned with a beautiful Sunny Side Up Egg. If you prefer a sweet breakfast they have Banana Toast or Berry Toast, delicious and perfect for a dessert! Their products are fresh! Don't hesitate to visit them!

    Chemex coffee
    Vivian V.

    Curious about the name, we climbed the flight of stairs and found a nice, minimalist space serving great coffee, juices, and food. We've come here three times so far, twice for breakfast and once for lunch, and the food is excellent and so is the coffee. We had a croque madam, avocado toast, avocado salad, and the ingredients were fresh, of quality, and nicely seasoned, but I want to mention the quality and European style of the bread, which can be hard to find here in PV .Service is great and they're friendly and speak English if that's needed.

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    The best chilaquiles I've ever had. Great service in Spanish and English. Beautiful patio. Reasonable prices.

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    Food was good. I recommend the chilaquiles, order extra green sauce. Green celery juice was also really good

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    La Romántica - Mini churros with chocolate, condensed milk, and caramel

    La Romántica

    4.8(196 reviews)
    1.4 km
    $$

    The moment we found out that this place has vegan churros by default we knew we had to go. Very few…read moreplaces deserve 5 stars, this was a no brainer. First default vegan churros. Clearly marked vegan options. Staff aware of what is vegan and what can be made. The vibe inside is clean and really good. The service was really great. And the best part food and beverages - there is nothing we could find that was off. The mini churros were freshly made and came to us within a minute after that. The two vegan dips - peanut butter and strawberry jelly went so well together. The family tells me the condensed milk was very good as well. The Canadiano (black) was amongst the best we have had. The brew was so smooth and tasted just perfect. No bitterness or sourness and the temperature was perfect. The vegan Iced Chai Latte with soy milk was unlike any chai latter we have had. The spices were warm and drink cold and a hint cinnamon, cardamom and cloves - OMG. We were so impressed that we came the very next day and had the same thing again.

    We finally made it in for some churros. We had no idea they existed as their facade seamlessly…read moreblends in with neighboring businesses even though we've walked by numerous times. ATMOSPHERE: Cool and clean intimate cafe with a few seats. MENU: Salads, paninis, churros, cafe-style beverages and some alcohol. DESSERT: Churro Cup Choose a gelato flavor and topping. I opted for vanilla which went well with the generous amount of mini churros piled on top and declined a topping. The churros had good, creamy flavor, but were a bit too firm for my liking either due to their thinness or simply overcooked. SERVICE: Excellent. Very welcoming and friendly with follow up in between. TIP: Closed on Tuesday's; hours are 1p - 9:50p. OVERALL: Nice variety of churro combinations.

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    La Romántica - The little kitchenette area

    The little kitchenette area

    La Romántica - Nutella-strawberry. Yummy!

    Nutella-strawberry. Yummy!

    La Romántica - Front sign

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    Calmate Cafe - Outside

    Calmate Cafe

    4.9(85 reviews)
    0.8 km

    At first glance, Calmate Cafe doesn't look especially impressive, and it's somewhat inflated,…read moretourist-driven ratings may give one pause. True to its name -- Spanish slang for "calm down" or "take it easy" or even "chill out" it is a straightforward cafe with slightly elevated prices and genuinely excellent customer service. That service, more than anything else, is what drives its strong reputation. The space inside is large enough to accommodate some decent sized groups, but due to the lack of ventilation I opted for their limited outdoor seating. It wasn't the most ideal situation, as a sign fell on top of my table, a stray dog was sniffing around, and the next door space was undergoing loud construction. We still made it work, due to the graciousness of the staff and their willingness to stay open past 4pm. Their iced latte ($70MXN), double espresso ($55MXN), and mambo smoothie ($110MXN) was the right thing to order at the time, but nothing too out of the ordinary. The latte had a good amount of milk in it, so much to the point that I was unsure about any coffee. This place is cash only and the lack of additional IVA tax charges came as a nice surprise. When I'm back in PV, I'm definitely interested in trying their brunch. The chilaquiles, breakfast tacos look fabulous, though the rest of the menu seems a bit skewed toward the gringo palate. The ultra friendly staff make this place what it is, which is worthy of many future visits.

    The French toast was the star of the show for my kids. I had tacos with egg, bacon and avocado,…read moresimple but delicious. The tiramisu cold brew hit the spot on the warm day. The owner was super welcoming and friendly and had the nicest dog named Cozmo who was more then happy to get a lil scratch and pat on the head. Love this spot!

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    Calmate Cafe - Outside

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    Calmate Cafe - Peppers and sauces to enjoy with breakfast

    Peppers and sauces to enjoy with breakfast

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    Choco Museo - making chocolate paste for hot milk or water

    Choco Museo

    4.6(54 reviews)
    0.1 km
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    This review is based on the mini workshop aimed at kids…read more I'm thinking the high average rating of this place is from the actual workshops that are not the mini one tailored to kids. The workshop advertises itself as a place to "make chocolate"; I guess I interpreted this a little too literally. The workshop consisted of literally pouring melted chocolate into molds and then adding some toppings like nuts or sprinkles to it. While this was very fun for my daughter who is a toddler, I felt ripped off for this experience. Furthermore, that you aren't even provided enough chocolate to complete your molds is a little disappointing in my opinion. Others in my group seemed to agree. The chocolate itself is very pricy, especially for the quality. It was more expensive than the pricier bars I've seen at Whole Foods. However, if you go to the botanical gardens, this chocolate is sold there but for about 25% more than what is in the shop. It also would have been nice to have had dark chocolate as an option for the experience. I think just having one type (milk chocolate) is an easy way for choco museum to improve. While our host was friendly and informative, it felt like a stretch to call this place a museum. I did learn stuff, but it seems you could only access the "museum" if you paid for a workshop.

    We just did the Total Chocolate experience today and really enjoyed it. Great history of cocoa and…read moregot to make a variety of chocolates and tasting. I recommend it

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    Choco Museo - Outside

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    Choco Museo
    Choco Museo

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    Miscelánea Vallarta - cafeteria - Updated July 2026

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